Kamala is in charge of AI safety now, so we can all relax.

Get Ready for Kamala Harris, the AI Safety Superhero

Take a deep breath, everyone. The Biden White House has just appointed Vice President Kamala Harris as the new guardian of artificial intelligence safety. And with her impressive track record, we can all rest easy knowing that our future robot overlords are in good hands.

Meeting with the Big Guns

Last Thursday, Harris met with top executives from Microsoft, Google, and other AI industry leaders. We can only imagine the insights she had to offer. But one thing is clear: the Biden administration is taking AI seriously.

Investing in the Future

The administration has pledged to open seven new AI research institutes with $140 million in funding. This investment will help ensure that AI doesn’t get out of hand and that the US remains a leader in this critical field.

Adam Conner of the Center for American Progress warns that the next few months will be crucial in determining whether the US leads or falls behind in AI regulation. Elon Musk has also sounded the alarm, warning that AI could be dangerous without proper oversight.

Why Kamala Harris?

So why is Kamala Harris the perfect choice to lead the charge on AI safety? Well, she’s already proven herself in other high-stakes roles. As the border czar, she oversaw a record influx of migrants. And as a diplomat, she failed to prevent the Ukraine-Russia conflict from escalating.

But fear not, because Kamala is also a deep thinker and a lover of vinyl records. And with her new role in AI safety, she’ll have the chance to show off her superhero skills.

AI Speechwriting?

One thing Kamala could use AI for is speechwriting. She’s gone through quite a few speechwriters in her short time as VP, and her word salads are becoming legendary. But with AI, she could have a new speechwriter who’s almost indistinguishable from the real thing.

Take a look at this AI-generated speech:

“I think it’s very important…for us, at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present.”

Now compare it to the real thing:

“I think it’s very important…for us, at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present.”

It’s hard to tell the difference, isn’t it?

So let’s all relax and trust in Kamala Harris, the AI safety superhero. Our future robot overlords are in good hands.