Wanda Sykes Delivers Master Class in Biden Protection

This month, President Joe Biden put comedians on the edge of their seats at late-night shows.

The leader of 80 years, who avoids difficult questions from the media, was caught with classified documents hidden in multiple places, some dating back as far as his Senate days.

A few valuable documents ended up in his Delaware garage mere feet from his treasured ’67 Corvette.

Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel were among the far-Left figures who had to be interviewed mention the scandal They were involved in some capacity. They took turns diminishing the matter, evoking Biden’s advanced age and circling back to President Donald Trump’s docu-scandal as a distraction.

You won’t find anything here. Keep moving.

Wanda Sykes is the newest member of the Biden family. She taught her peers how to use the Biden protection scheme and was a master at it.

Sykes is the latest guest host at “The Daily Show,” suggested she’s going to get tough on Biden while bringing up the subject.

“I don’t know how your 2023 has been going, but it has not been going well for President Joe Biden,” She started. Her mood changed quickly from somber and light.

“At this point, the FBI is just decluttering his house for him,” She cracked (a truly funny line). “This list of spies does not spark joy.” Sykes then transitioned to “spin mode,” assuring her audience there’s nothing to see here. She said it literally.

“Honestly, this doesn’t bother me at all,” Preparing was the only acceptable method to frame Biden jokes for propaganda comedians, she stated.

He’s old.

It doesn’t matter that Biden shakes hands and sings with invisible people. “Happy Birthday” He routinely or to read teleprompter cues in his speeches.

Sykes should hear it.

“The man has been in public office for 238 years. I bet you most of the s*** he has isn’t even classified anymore. You read his notes, and it’s like, ‘keep an eye on this Hitler guy.’ It’s just history now,” She said.

This is the moment to make the easy transition from Biden and Team GOP.

“They’re teaching this stuff in schools … well, not in Florida,” She said this in reference to Fake News reports about Gov. Ron DeSantis stops valuable information being shared in Sunshine State classrooms like black history and gay right.

It’s a tour de force of progressive late night high jinks. Sykes’ self-titled late night show only lasted one season, but it’s clear she learned a thing or two from the experience.

Late night “comedians” Stephen Colbert and others like him are simply abusing the social-media cycle at this time.

1) Use overtly political language to elicit clapping from a specific audience.
2) Trend on Twitter
3) Rinse, then repeat

Colbert hasn’t been funny for years.

— Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) December 17, 2021

However, she had another ace in her bag thanks to her curious career track.

Sykes spent seven years at the NSA, before she became a stand-up comedian. She also held a security clearance in her time at the agency.

“I’m sitting here, thinking, ‘damn … what’s in my garage?” She said. “I put that back, right?” Here’s betting Stephen Colbert raised a glass to that maneuver.

Finally, Sykes managed to strike a playful tone about the scandal.

“In Biden’s defense, at least he is cooperating with the FBI searches,” She continued, pivoting effortlessly towards the Trump document matter. “He’s been so cooperative, is he hoping [the FBI] do work around the house for him? ‘You know, fellas, I think I have some documents in the gutter. You might have to clear the leaves out first.’”

We need to get facts checked.

Sykes might not have the “The Daily Show” gig for long. Comedy Central could choose another liberal comedian to take Trevor Noah’s place.

Sykes’ trial run was a success, and she did a nearly perfect job protecting Democrats.