Braindead Senate Democrats Make Impotent Noises About RFK Jr

If I shout a demand but nobody responds, and then I scream my demand but nothing happens, and then I wail and howl and stomp my feet over my demand but still nobody pays any attention to it, and then I tear the room apart sobbing and shrieking and pounding on the walls and clawing the skin off my face over my demand but the world still completely ignores it, am I powerful? Does my opinion matter? My frequent and urgent insistence that something must happen plus that thing never beginning to happen even a very little bit: What would that tell you about me?

So.

April 17, 2025: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. needs to RESIGN! Elizabeth Warren wants him to.

And then, a few months later:

RFK Jr. must be fired immediately. Senate Democrats demand it!

In August of 2025, a bunch of addled leftist grifters were making exactly the same meaningless quacking noise.

I struggle to believe that potentially-sub-40-IQ Patty Murray is capable of spooning breakfast into the hole in her slack face without professional help, but the Senate’s version of Debbie Downer got in on the same act while everybody else was doing it:

They absolutely wouldn’t tolerate RFK Jr’s presence for one more second, they absolutely swore.

And then a few months went by, and you’ll never guess what they did next.

If you haven’t heard Patty Murray’s dumb idea, just give her a minute. She’ll say it again. And so will all of the other slow children.

After a year of this, Senate Democrats started to say that they’d been doing it for a year.

If you’re like me, you had to go check to make sure somebody named “Angela Alsobrooks” is really in the Senate. But yes, absolutely, this is a person who turns out to exist.

Now, you’ll never guess what they’ve been saying about RFK Jr. in the last few weeks. Go ahead, try to guess. It’s a fresh, bold message:

They’re like a horn on a clown’s bicycle: When you squeeze it, it goes honk. It won’t ever make a new noise, because it’s a horn on a clown’s bicycle. Patty Murray isn’t ever going to wake up and have a new thought.

If you’re an elected official and you make the same demand over and over and over again without ever having the demand met, you should probably figure out at some point that the endless repetition of the same completely ignored ultimatum eventually becomes an announcement to the world that no one cares what you think. But that would require modest self-awareness, which appears to be a violation of Senate rules and Democrat cultural rules. Over to you, Patty: Do you think RFK Jr. should resign?

I can’t wait to hear the surprising answer.

Chris Bray is a senior correspondent at The Federalist and a former infantry sergeant in the U.S. Army. He has a history PhD from the University of California Los Angeles, not that it did him any good. He also posts on Substack, at “Tell Me How This Ends,” here.