Daily Wire introduces Jeremy’s Chocolate in “micro-aggression” size.

Get Ready for Micro-Aggressions Everywhere with Jeremy’s Chocolate

Leftists may think they have a monopoly on insults, but Jeremy’s Chocolate is here to change that. Co-CEO Jeremy Boreing believes that every American should have the right to hand out chocolate, and now you can do it in micro-aggression size.

That’s right, you can pre-order Jeremy’s HeHim & SheHer chocolate bars in a size that’s sure to trigger the woke crowd. And if you need more convincing, just know that a college professor was suspended for handing out these delicious treats. But don’t worry, Jeremy’s got your back.

What You Need to Know About Jeremy’s Chocolate

• HeHim chocolate comes with nuts, while SheHer chocolate is nutless
• A chocolate bar is a chocolate bar, no matter how small
• Leftists may try to censor and punish those who exercise free speech, but Jeremy’s Chocolate is all about freedom

So go ahead, order your Micro-Aggression size Jeremy’s Chocolate and give it to every kid you know this Halloween. The bags come with 22 pieces of either HeHim or SheHer chocolates, and it’s sure to be the scariest thing the libs in your neighborhood see all year.