First MMA Fight won by Son of Chechen Dictator

A professional fighter’s worst nightmare is losing a fight. However, losing a fight is far better than being shot by a firing squad.

An MMA fighter from Chechnya reached this conclusion after finding himself in such a difficult situation.

Ali Kadyrov was the 15-year old son of Chechen dictator Ramzan Kadyrov. He made his MMA debut Saturday. Kadyrov’s opponent, Islam Akbarov, didn’t seem too interested in winning the fight and angering his opponent’s warlord father, who also happens to own the promotion the two were fighting under.

Ramzan Kadyrov’s 15-year-old son just won his pro-MMA debut in a farce of a fight for a promotion owned by his dictator father. Khamzat Chimaev, UFC star, was also present in the corner.

Here is the video “finish”: pic.twitter.com/itaan68pHs

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Kadyrov’s farcical windmilling ground-and-pound display seemed to have no impact whatsoever on his opponent. Though, his opponent didn’t attempt any meaningful counterattack either.

This is evidently a joke.

Ramzan Kadyrov, a dictator and human right abuser, would likely inflict a lot of pain on his son. His son will likely pummel his next opponent to secure a championship, and hold on for it as long he wishes.

Or until his dad is overthrown.