OPINION: Sleepy Joe Can’t Stop Me From Buying F-15s for Protection Against Doddering Tyrants Like Him

It’s my God-given Right as an American Citizen

DAVOS—I hate it here. The food is too small, over-seasoned, and expensive. The same goes for drugs and prostitutes. As one would expect, the company is lousy. Imagine a bunch rich nerds without repartee, high on blood transfusions and pitching blockchain Ponzi schemes for Chinese fertilizer tycoons. “eternal consciousness” And “driving inclusive impact by rescripting intentionally vis-à-vis diverse need-state expectations in the digital age.” Hunter Biden was the only person who looked cool. Unfortunately, his old man is a madman bent on destroying America.

“I love my right-wing friends who talk about ‘the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots,'” Monday’s address by President Joe Biden at an anti-Semitic breakfast gathering. “If you need to work about taking on the federal government, you need some F-15s. You don’t need an AR-15.”

God loves him. He is right when he is right. The tree of liberty It is Watered by the blood of patriots. This truth was held by our Founding Fathers. They so clearly resolved this fact. “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”

Davos is the place for me. To ensure the security of our free state against the brutish whims of petty tyrants like King George and Sleepy Joe. [Please redact the following: To liaise with corrupt Albanian and Turkish military officers regarding the lawful return of NATO F-15E Strike Eagle fighter jets and MIM-104 Patriot missile systems to the American citizens whose tax dollars funded their development and manufacture.] To protect our God-given right of self defense with modern weapons of war

We need F-15s. An opponent will not be defeated by guns alone. “elected” President who threatens to launch airstrikes on his political opponents. Each morning I have a big mug of Black Rifle Coffee while I go through the U.S. Constitution. (I prefer the Flying Ginsu The remains of eviscerated terror suspects are infused into the blend. Show me the part that allows federal bureaucrats to interfere with private ownership of fighter jets, long-range cannon artillery, or surface-to-air missile-launchers.

That’s exactly what I thought.

Sleepy Joe cannot stop me or anyone else from purchasing F-15s and other military grade hardware for my personal use. Although Democrats claim they oppose monopolies and are happy with the federal government’s iron-fisted command of the war machine industry, Democrats would readily buy them. They would.