Woman finds 500 lbs of cooked pasta dumped in NJ woods, calls it ‘Mission Impastable’.

New Jersey Woman Discovers 500 Pounds of Cooked Pasta Dumped in the Woods

Unlikely Discovery Leads to Pasta Puns and Environmental Concerns

Nina Jochnowitz, a former city council candidate, stumbled upon a bizarre sight during a walk near Veterans Park in Old Bridge, New Jersey. She discovered over 500 pounds of cooked spaghetti and macaroni dumped among the trees. Jochnowitz shared photos of the pasta on Facebook and thanked the public works department for cleaning up the mess.

The photos quickly made their way to a New Jersey subreddit, where commenters couldn’t resist making pasta puns. While many treated the incident as a joke, Jochnowitz criticized the mayor for ignoring the situation. She ran on a platform of cleaning up the environment and improving waste and recycling services in her town.

Jochnowitz explained that pasta has a PH level that can impact the water stream, which is important to clean up because it feeds into the town’s water supply. Despite the humorous response to the incident, Jochnowitz referred to it as “Mission Impastable” and expressed gratitude to the public works department for their rapid cleanup.

Some of the Best Pasta Puns from the New Jersey Subreddit:

• “We should send the perpetrators to the state penne tentiary.”
• “Italian grandmas: why would someone dump four servings of pasta in the woods like that?”
• “I swear it wasn’t me…”

Don’t let this pasta dumping incident be forgotten. Let’s all do our part to keep our environment clean and free of unnecessary waste.