Kurt Schlichter: No Apologies Over Paul Pelosi
What are you apologizing for?
“My gosh, I was always telling fake stories about wolves and calling the people I was telling them to ‘racists,’ and then some wolves really have shown up, and none of those racists believe me!”
The authorities finally released the 911 call and the bodycam footage from the Paul Pelosi Hammer Imbroglio. Now the left demands an apology from all those who didn’t accept the regime’s twisty, Swiss-cheese story about the attack. While there are still unanswered questions – which no one would be asking if the regime media had not tried to blame conservatives for the actions of the Berkely nudist – the cop body cam footage appears to show a nut and his victim and not much more. There was much speculation about what actually happened. This was partly due to the fact that many of the stories promoted by the regime were inconsistent, incomplete, or just plain bizarre. But mostly, because we have been repeatedly lied too often, the regime doesn’t get the benefit of doubt. One man enters the house of the third-in-line woman to the presidency, and punches her on the skull. It’s San Francisco, sure, but it’s still strange, even for Hobo City.
The speculation that people engaged in was not insane is true. Once or twice, dudes have met up for sexy antics while their wives were away in the City By the Bay. Sometimes, people in Frisco have taken controlled substances. Paul Pelosi has been known for enjoying a snifter or two of port. In the absence of clear answers, there is a flood of stories, which can be confusing. People will fill in the gaps, but it may not be pretty.
It’s madness!
Too bad.
When confronted with a bizarre story about one of our supposed betters, the only sensible response is to reject any claims made by the elite. It is a bunch of lies.
The Hunter laptop
Russian collusion
MAGA extremists.
Normal people don’t have guns.
You are racist.
You are sexist.
You are transphobic.
Racism is back!
Everything that comes out of the filthy pieholes of these jerks is a lie and a scam, and yet we’re supposed to not only trust their (everchanging and utterly insane) story du jour and – and the “and” is important – we are not only supposed to blindly believe but to also accept our own personal complicity in this whole John Henry scenario. They insisted that this was our fault. While the true story was being masked, the left actively promoted it. “This was some sort of MAGA, right-wing, Jesus, gun-conservative, Republican, NRA guy” narrative. The left engaged in active lying about the origin of the mutant illegal alien they created for their perverted Bay Area social pathologies.
Are you dirtbags going on to apologize?
No?
You should not wait for us to speak. “Oops, sorry.”
We aren’t sorry. This was not an accident. The regime caused it. Not only did it lie a lot, but the total refusal of leftist-adjacent family members to be held accountable. People believed the worst because the regime was the worst.
If their story – and again, it was not just one story but a bunch of different versions of this sordid tale – was true, true-ish, or even true-curious, then that’s the first time in years that something they have told us was not outright bullSchiff.
However, it seems that, in the event that their story was that a guy broke into the man’s home and used a hammer to attack him without good reason, and that there weren’t any erotic or dope-fueled tangents, they were probably right. They were lying to us by blaming them for the attack, but we were to listen to them. We were to believe that the victim was innocent.
Nope.
It’s not happening.
No, your benefit-of the-doubt privileges were not affected.
Lies to us can have serious consequences. This spotlight highlights them. It is impossible to lie to us and expect that we will choose the story you want. It is not true. The gap that honesty and trust used fills now is filled with something else. The speculation was that it was a close encounter with the kinky.
They want to apologize.
What?
Why not believe them?
We are not sorry. It is standard operating procedure to not believe them. This is the only reasonable and rational response to elites and their toadies lying to us about everything and everyone. They want our faith? No. They destroyed that belief with their figurative mallet whenever they lied to us in short-term favor. Did you know that 50 national security professionals insist Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation? We do.
They need an apology from us because they don’t believe them. They must be hammered, so I hope they don’t drive.
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