Kevin Downey Jr: Whale Corpses Are Stacking Up But the Libs Won’t Talk About What Might Be Killing Them
Recently, I was in New Jersey and enjoyed a Chikfil-A sandwich while sipping a cup of diet coke. Soda I was reading through a horrible paper straw about the tenth dead Whale that washed up on Long Island and New Jersey shores, when I was shocked with a 50,000-watt bolt full of liberal irony.
The left-leaning pink-haired dime and nickel museums cancelled plastic straws One was found in the nose of a living sea turtle, but they haven’t made a peep about the erasure of the whales.
WARNINGS – A CRANKY SEA TURTLE and a FOUL LANGUAGE
[embedded content]The straw may have been accidentally inhaled. Perhaps the straw was intentionally placed there by the turtle after a long night of raucous interactions with the turtle.
The U.S. Coast Guard discovered a turtle that had $53 million worth cocaine attached to itpic.twitter.com/M2n6r5uawL
— Pubity (@PubityIG) January 21, 2023
The left decided that straws were the best option and pooped their nonbinary panties. Straw justice was served when straw crusaders took to the streets.
FACT-O-RAMA! Once upon a while, New Jersey was home to medical needles. Leftists groaned. Today it’s dead whales, and the libs are quiet.
Major companies and even several states — like New Jersey — banned the dreaded turtle-Killing It was annoying to have plastic straws, so we had to get rid of them and use the slurpers made from paper.
FACT-O-RAMA! Paper straws are a waste of time.
All the hoopla. One With live turtle One straw in its schnoz. Yet the turtle-huggers don’t seem to care that ten dead whales have washed up, some on New Jersey beaches and some on Long Island, N.Y. Another was spotted by a ship off the Jersey coast.
Why are whales dying in? Record numbers and — just as importantly — why are the deodorant-dodging hippies not talking about the whale-ocaust? Why haven’t they banned … Something … to save the whales? Is there a better publicist for turtles?
STINK-O-RAMA! Ambergris is the smelly whale vomit. This is a term I use often to refer to lefties.
A whale washed up in the vicinity of Brigantine in southern Jersey, where geotechnical surveying has been conducted to determine leases for wind farms. Many of the dead whales were found near the future New York and New Jersey windmill farms.
Windmills will save the world, but you think so. The lefty nature harpies took to the streets to ban straws but don’t seem to want to discuss the very real likelihood that the vibrations from the windmill-industrial complex are killing the humpbacks.
The Communist New Network (CNN) was quick to dispel the notion that their beloved wind turbines — or rather, the sonar used to help build their fields — were causing the carnage. They went as far as to Let us know if you have any questions. that — you guessed it — “climate change and warming oceans” They are transporting the whales to shipping lanes, where they will be slaughtered as groundhogs on highways.
Related: Is the Biden Energy Project threatening Whales?
As PJ media’s own Lincoln Brown pointed out in the above article, the whales have found friends in the Republican party. Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R.N.J.) demands that surveying be stopped until we determine whether it is a cause of the current whalecide.
I grabbed this from Lincoln’s report:
Meghan Lapp from Seafreeze fisheries Telled Tucker Carlson
I can’t authoritatively say that all of the whales that are washing up are because of offshore wind farms. However, I can confirm that the seven whales washed ashore in New Jersey this month are all the result of intensive geotechnical surveying of wind farms leases. From 2016 to now, the East Coast has seen an unusually high mortality rate for humpbacks. Since 2015, offshore wind surveys have been taking place. This is the only thing that has made the ocean more stable. Now, miraculously, there are still humpbacks.
It would be reasonable to think that ten dead whales would wash up in close proximity. Another would be spotted by a passing vessel. But all I hear is crickets. It seems that the cheerleaders for the environment-doom are very quiet about the possibility that wind farms technology may be killing the largest mammals on the planet, especially in New Jersey and New York.
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