John Fetterman Is Coming Back, And It’s Totally, Definitely, 100% for Real This Time Say His Handlers

Last month, Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman entered Walter Reed Medical Center for treatment of clinical depression, and hasn’t been seen or heard from since. However, ABC News has reported that he will be returning to work in the Senate during the week of April 17th.

While this could be welcome news to some, there are a few things to consider. For one, ABC News didn’t cite any official sources – only “someone familiar with the matter.” Furthermore, Fetterman’s office has been vague about his progress, often saying that he’s “continuing to improve” and will be back “in a few weeks.” Yet here we are, still unsure about his condition.

If Fetterman is indeed doing better, why hasn’t he done an interview with a friendly reporter to prove his condition and put all doubts to rest? Some suggest that he may still be dealing with verbal processing issues and unclear thoughts, which would definitely call into question his ability to serve effectively in the Senate.