Report: Biden Refuses to Eat Vegetables Like an Adult

White House Staff Concerned Over President Biden’s Eating Habits

According to Axios, an “internal tug-of-war” has erupted at the White House over President Joe Biden’s eating habits. The First Lady, Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D., wants her 80-year-old husband to follow a healthy diet, but aides complain that the president eats “like a child,” refusing to eat his fish and vegetables like a big boy.

Biden’s Favorite Foods

• Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
• BLT’s
• Pizza
• Cookies
• Spaghetti with butter and red sauce
• Ice cream that he occasionally makes into a full sundae

During a private dinner at the White House in September 2021, Biden complained to his sister Val, “Damn, [Jill] makes me eat this healthy stuff all the time.” Dr. Jill had selected an entree of salmon and vegetables, but when his wife left the room, Biden reportedly gobbled lemon pound cake and “finished a carton of Breyers chocolate chip ice cream for dessert.”

“I came down because I heard there was chocolate chip ice cream,” Biden said at a White House event in March. “By the way, I have a whole refrigerator full upstairs.”

The Importance of Biden’s Health

Biden is the oldest president in American history. If reelected, he would be 82 by the time he is sworn in for a second four-year term. The Democratic Party is desperate to keep Biden alive long enough to win reelection in November 2024. However, an analysis finds that statistically, Biden is unlikely to survive a second term. Therefore, it is crucial for the president to start following a healthier diet.

It’s time for President Biden to stop eating like an obese toddler and start taking his health seriously. His staff is just trying to keep him alive until Election Day, but it’s up to him to make the necessary changes to ensure a long and healthy life.