Chef bans vegans from restaurant.

‘Go find another kebab shop somewhere that’s happy to give you that plastic rubbish that you enjoy to eat so much’

What happened: A hero chef has banned all vegans from his restaurant for “mental health reasons.”

• The aptly named John Mountain said he was “absolutely done, done, done with vegans” this week after an obnoxious diner at his Fyre restaurant in Perth, Australia, complained on social media about her vegan meal and lamented the lack of vegan options.

What they’re saying: “Sadly All Vegans are now banned from FYRE (for mental health reasons),” the restaurant posted on its Facebook page. “We thank you for your understanding.”

“Please go find another kebab shop somewhere that’s happy to give you that plastic rubbish that you enjoy to eat so much,” Mountain said in an interview with CNN.

What happens next: Notorious vegan activist Tash Peterson and others threatened to protest outside Fyre in response to the ban. Mountain was not impressed. “Phone the police and the ambulance, have them on standby, because if they try pulling a stunt with me, good luck,” the hero chef said on Wednesday.

Crucial context: A photo of notorious vegan activist Tash Peterson.

Bottom line: John Mountain is done with vegans. God bless this hero.