Free Beacon Presents: Joe Biden, Number Bungler

President Joe Biden can barely recite the alphabet. His grasp of basic numbers isn’t much better. For instance, the commander in chief remains unable to accurately count all of his grandchildren. He is often confused by large numbers and doesn’t appear to know the difference between a million, a billion, and a trillion.

The president struggles with time as well. For example, he recently reminisced about how America “led the world beginning around 19-5 and 6 and 7 and 8.” He’s not entirely sure how many manufacturing jobs have been created on his watch. Somewhere between 628 and 38,000? He claims to have visited 54 states.

It would be unwise to let this 80-year-old geezer teach your children math. In fact, it’s probably best to never let Sleepy Joe anywhere near your kids unless you want him to stroke their face or smell their hair. He’s kind of a creep.

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