Fake Joe: Biden is not a friendly uncle figure, he’s an angry and vulgar person.

President Joe Biden: The Angry Old Man

President Joe Biden has been putting on the good ‘ol boy act for decades. No joke, folks. That’s not a bunch of malarkey.

But it turns out he is, in fact, a lying, dog-faced pony soldier. He’s an SOB.

In real life, Biden, 80, is an angry old man, the kind of guy who yells at little kids, “Get off my lawn!” He berates staffers, sometimes yelling “G*d d****t, how the f*** don’t you know this?!” or “Don’t f***ing bulls*** me!” and “Get the f*** out of here!” at them, according to a new report.

Says who? Says Axios, a liberal D.C.-based news website founded by a former Washington Post reporter (you don’t get any more liberal than that).

“The private eruptions paint a more complicated picture of Biden as a manager and president than his carefully cultivated image as a kindly uncle who loves Aviator sunglasses and ice cream,” Alex Thompson wrote on Monday.

In reality, Biden is the guy caught on a hot mic in January 2022 calling Fox News’ Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a b****.”

Thompson writes that Biden’s temper has grown so ugly “that some aides try to avoid meeting alone with him. Some take a colleague, almost as a shield against a solo blast.”

Forget that on his first day in office, Biden told his staff that everyone is “entitled to be treated with decency and dignity.”

“I’m not joking when I say this: If you’re ever working with me and I hear you treat another colleague with disrespect or talk down to someone, I promise you, I will fire you on the spot — on the spot. No ifs ands or buts,” Biden told the staffers.

Thompson, though, went out of his way to defend Biden, painting him as so engaged that he gets enraged when others fall short. “He’ll grill aides on topics until it’s clear they don’t know the answer to a question — a routine that some see as meticulous and others call ‘stump the chump’ or ‘stump the dummy.’”

The Axios writer also said it’s secretly great to be berated by Biden. “Being yelled at by the president has become an internal initiation ceremony in this White House, aides say — if Biden doesn’t yell at you, it could be a sign he doesn’t respect you,” Thomspon said.

Biden’s short fuse has been known for a long time. Jeff Connaughton, a former Biden campaign aide, wrote about his rage in his 2012 book, “The Payoff: Why Wall Street Wins.”

As a senator, Biden was an “egomaniacal autocrat … determined to manage his staff through fear,” he wrote. And he told a story about the 2008 presidential campaign when a 23-year-old fundraising aide hopped into a car with Biden.

“OK, senator, time to do some fundraising calls,” the aide said. Biden glared at him, then barked: “Get the f*** out of the car,” Connaughton wrote.

Biden was long considered a joke. He ran for president three times only to drop out (eventually taking the lame job of vice president). He was known as a bloviating blowhard in the Senate and someone with no scruples whatsoever.

Proof of Biden’s Anger

But now he’s president. Nobody can tell him anything.

Want more proof that Biden is an angry, old man? He pretends his seventh grandchild — named Navy Joan Roberts, a child Hunter Biden had with an ex-stripper named Lunden Roberts — doesn’t exist.

The president’s continual omission of his grandchild prompted uber-liberal Maureen Dowd of The New York Times to write: “Joe Biden’s mantra has always been that ‘the absolute most important thing is your family.’ It is the heart of his political narrative. Empathy, born of family tragedies, has been his stock in trade. Callously scarring Navy’s life, just as it gets started, undercuts that.”

Anyone who knows Biden knows he’s a real SOB. And that’s no joke, folks.

The views expressed in this piece are the author’s own and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.

Joseph Curl has covered politics for 35 years, including 12 years as White House correspondent for a national newspaper. He was also the a.m. editor of the Drudge Report for four years. Send tips to [email protected] and follow him on Twitter @josephcurl.