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Biff Diddle • December 1, 2022 4:59 am

Dear readers,

It has come to my attention that the schlubby dorks who founded the Lincoln Project have started a new grift. It’s called Resolute Square. (I can only assume “Tenacious Trapezoid” was already taken by some other fraudulent enterprise in Silicon Valley.) These bald freaks are begging people to give them money to support their mission of “defending democracy” by making vulgar accusations about their critics’ wives on Twitter.

You can become a “founding member” of Resolute Square for just $249.99 a year. Benefits include a “private coffee (virtual) with our Partners,” a piece of “super special swag,” and “pride in helping us grow.” You gotta hand it to them. This is an impressive grift, and Diddle wants a taste.

Effective immediately, Washington Free Beacon readers can purchase a VIP Exclusive Founding Membership for the dangerously low cost of $694.20 per month. Do you like freedom? Do you love America? This is your chance to prove it by giving us money. Sign up today!


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