Introducing the Washington Free Beacon Alternative Style Guide for Reporting on Issues of Controversy (ASGRIC)
Are you tired of the mainstream media’s biased reporting? Do you want to read news that isn’t filtered through the lens of liberal activism? Look no further than the Washington Free Beacon Alternative Style Guide for Reporting on Issues of Controversy (ASGRIC).
It’s no secret that the mainstream media is run by liberal activists who push their agenda through the words they use. But what if journalists were forced to abide by the ASGRIC? Here are just a few examples of how the news would read:
Undocumented immigrant → Foreign-born fugitive from justice
Gender-affirming care for minors → Child abuse
LGBTQQIP2SAA+ rights → Gay rights
Drag Queen → Gender appropriator
Abortion → Extrajudicial fetal assassination, anti-life health care
