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2022 Man Of The Year: J.K. Rowling

We are here at Washington Free Beacon We don’t like change.

We haven’t replaced our Brita filter since the Obama administration. We still publish Matthew Continetti. And in flagrant defiance of the movement to abolish gender, each year we proudly honor MEN—not women, not people, not gender dysmorphic bi-genitalia pansexuals—but MEN The Year.

Until now.

We laughed for years at progressives who claimed that women can be president and men could be women. One brave woman proved that men don’t have to be the only ones who can do manliness. So, we proudly present J.K. Rowling, the female Man of The Year.

Harry Potter author, Harry Potter, has been unwavering in her belief for many years. criticism The “climate of fear” Transgender activists insist that this belief is still valid. “sex is real” Slamming and laughing “irreversible” Young people’s sex-change programs. But her political activism is not why she’s getting this award.

Unsurprisingly, Rowling’s stance on gender has earned her criticism from her legions of woke fans, who would much prefer she get with the program and blog about how all goblins in the Harry Potter world are genderfluid. And while she’s never been shy at clapping back to her trolls, it wasn’t until this year that she really started talking like a man.

Answered by a Twitter user who lives in a basement, how could she? “sleep at night knowing” she’s alienated readers with her views, Rowling shot back: “I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly.”

That’s an alpha-male flex, emphasis on the male. It’s Don Draper shutting down a hippie by telling him he sleeps on a bed made of money. It’s Rick Blaine telling Ugarte that he would probably despise him He would have thought it if he had. It’s Harry Potter saying “yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker“Before Professor Snape was beaten to death with a mop.

You can imagine Rowling firing off that tweet as she manspreads on a couch, presumably one that’s bursting at the seams with British Pounds. Speaking of the Pound, did you hear that King Charles’s face will begin appearing When is the 2024 date for these notes? J.K Rowling heard, and she doesn’t care. You want to know why? Because she’s richer.

Protecting women all over the globe Tell your trolls that they can have their way by rubbing your skin $1.2 billion They have a net worth that is visible on their faces. Out-earning England’s pansy boy King. That’s the stuff of legends—swashbuckling, ass-kicking,


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