{"id":995088,"date":"2021-11-10T15:44:33","date_gmt":"2021-11-10T20:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=995088"},"modified":"2021-11-10T15:44:37","modified_gmt":"2021-11-10T20:44:37","slug":"whats-the-deal-with-gavin-newsom-5-plausible-theories-to-explain-his-mysterious-hiatus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/whats-the-deal-with-gavin-newsom-5-plausible-theories-to-explain-his-mysterious-hiatus\/","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s the Deal With Gavin Newsom? 5 Plausible Theories To Explain His Mysterious Hiatus"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">28<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwhats-the-deal-with-gavin-newsom-5-plausible-theories-to-explain-his-mysterious-hiatus%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=995088&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div readability=\"29.434599156118\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"article-category\"><a class href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/\">Satire<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-excerpt\">California governor finally resurfaced after multi-week absence. What is he hiding?<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-thumbnail-container relative lg:mr-24 w-full my-4 mb-8\">\n\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"736\" height=\"491\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/GettyImages-1236011428-736x491-1.jpg\" class=\"w-full lazyload blur-up wp-post-image\" alt srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/GettyImages-1236011428-e1636573082849.jpg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/GettyImages-1236011428-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/GettyImages-1236011428-768x512.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" \/><figcaption class=\"absolute text-white p-4 w-full text-right text-xs bottom-0 bg-black opacity-75\">\n\t\t\t\tGetty\t\t\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\t\t\t<span class=\"text-gray text-xs md:text-lg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/author\/andrew-stiles\/\" title=\"Posts by Andrew Stiles\" class=\"author url fn text-red-700\" rel=\"author\">Andrew Stiles<\/a> \u2022 November 10, 2021 3:40 pm<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<div readability=\"110.07283464567\">\n<p>Gov. Gavin Newsom (D., Calif.) finally <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonexaminer.com\/politics\/newsom-resurfaces-after-two-weeks-says-he-chose-trick-or-treating-over-cop26-summit\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">resurfaced<\/a> on Tuesday after the <em>New York Times<\/em>&nbsp;and other outlets <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2021\/11\/09\/us\/politics\/where-is-newsom-california.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">raised<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/the-morning-jolt\/the-curious-case-of-the-missing-governor\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">questions<\/a> about his curiously unexplained absence from public life.&nbsp;The governor&#8217;s first public comments in two weeks included a dubious excuse for his extended hiatus and the abrupt cancellation of his planned trip to Scotland for the U.N. climate summit.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019ve been on this damn treadmill \u2026 crisis to crisis. Wildfires, COVID, the recall,&#8221; Newsom told reporters at the California Economic Summit. &#8220;I signed up to go to Europe, I was ready to go, and I had this dinner, and the kids had an intervention. They couldn&#8217;t believe I was going to miss Halloween.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Spending time with his kids? Really? Instead of <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/biden-administration\/joe-biden-climate-change-nap\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">attending<\/a> &#8220;one of the most important meetings in history&#8221; to address &#8220;the existential threat&#8221; of climate change? If that&#8217;s true, he must not care about the planet or his children&#8217;s futures. Internet sleuths have correctly assessed that Newsom&#8217;s weak sauce &#8220;explanation&#8221; was solely intended to give liberal journalists permission to stop asking questions.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike most media outlets, the <em>Washington Free Beacon&nbsp;<\/em>is committed to uncovering the truth about our elected leaders. Accordingly, we have compiled the five most plausible theories regarding Newsom&#8217;s mysterious absence. Happy sleuthing!<\/p>\n<p><strong>1) Adverse reaction to COVID-19 booster shot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Until Tuesday, the governor&#8217;s most recent public appearance was on Oct. 27, when he posed for cameras while getting his COVID-19 booster shot. According to science, some people have had severe allergic reactions to the COVID-19 vaccine. Newsom&#8217;s office has denied it, but Democrats have been known to lie about their health. (Cough, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eivpdmXfebY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hillary Clinton<\/a>, cough.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) Another extramarital affair<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Once a cheater always a cheater. Newsom broke up a marriage in 2007 after he was exposed for banging his campaign manager&#8217;s wife while running for reelection as mayor of San Francisco. That kind of behavior suggests a Clintonesque moral depravity that would make Newsom capable of just about anything. Perhaps he found a way to reconnect with Kimberly Guilfoyle, his ex-wife and current girlfriend of future president Donald Trump Jr.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3) Calf implants or other cosmetic procedure<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After an extensive internet analysis, the <em>Free Beacon<\/em> was unable to find a single photo of Newsom wearing shorts. That&#8217;s a serious red flag. Real men <a href=\"https:\/\/akns-images.eonline.com\/eol_images\/Entire_Site\/2018226\/rs_634x1024-180326111421-634-donald-trump-jr-back-in-ny-032618.jpg?fit=around%7C634:1024&amp;output-quality=90&amp;crop=634:1024;center,top\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wear shorts<\/a> in public. The ones who refuse to show some leg are almost always insecure about the size of their calves. Implants can help. The &#8220;cantaloupe package,&#8221; inspired by former representative Steve King (R., Iowa), is an increasingly popular option but requires about two weeks of recovery time following the procedure.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4) Secret vetting process to replace Kamala Harris as vice president during her trip to France<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Harris is already <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmericaRising\/status\/1458489403513491460\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">embarrassing herself<\/a> and the country on her first trip abroad as vice president. According to a recent&nbsp;<em>USA Today<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2021\/11\/07\/biden-approval-falls-38-midterms-loom-usa-today-suffolk-poll\/6320098001\/\">poll<\/a>, President Joe Biden&#8217;s approval rating is just 38 percent, which is abysmal until you compare it with Harris&#8217;s approval rating of 28 percent. Even her former employees are <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/kamala-harris-staffer-trauma\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">terrified<\/a> at the thought of Harris becoming president. The Virginia election was a wakeup call for Democrats, who might want to consider replacing Harris sooner rather than later in light of Biden&#8217;s advanced age and rapidly deteriorating health.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) Ran out of youth-regenerating &#8220;blood boys&#8221; due to Biden labor shortage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Despite his Slim Jim salami legs, Newsom is clearly someone who takes pride in his appearance. Given his proximity to Silicon Valley, the governor is presumably familiar with youth-generating practices of the tech world&#8217;s weirdest billionaires, such as&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/news\/2016\/08\/peter-thiel-wants-to-inject-himself-with-young-peoples-blood\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">injecting<\/a> oneself with the blood of nubile young boys. The Biden labor shortage has wreaked havoc on all aspects of the American economy, so it&#8217;s entirely possible that these &#8220;blood boys&#8221; are increasingly hard to come by. Orders that might have previously taken less than 24 hours to fill may take as long as two weeks.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire California governor finally resurfaced after multi-week absence. What is he hiding?  Getty  Andrew Stiles \u2022 November 10, 2021 3:40 pm Gov. 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