{"id":990606,"date":"2021-11-09T16:28:50","date_gmt":"2021-11-09T21:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=990606"},"modified":"2021-11-09T16:28:55","modified_gmt":"2021-11-09T21:28:55","slug":"charles-hurt-bidens-noxious-emission-in-glasgow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/charles-hurt-bidens-noxious-emission-in-glasgow\/","title":{"rendered":"Charles Hurt: Biden&#039;s Noxious Emission in Glasgow"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fcharles-hurt-bidens-noxious-emission-in-glasgow%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=990606&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Charles-Camilla-Canada.png\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\" \/><\/div>\n<p class=\"subheading\">Oh, to live in this age of conspiracies. Did you hear the latest one?<\/p>\n<p>President Joe Biden was in Olde Europe crotch-nuzzling European environmentalists when, according to the Duchess of Cornwall, he let rip an enormous cloud of personal methane.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B1\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"gmxrevmore\" class=\"H\"><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cIt was long and loud and impossible to ignore,\u201d an acquaintance of Camilla Parker Bowles told the Daily Mail. \u201cCamilla hasn\u2019t stopped talking about it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Now, to fully appreciate the gravity of this story, you must speak those quotes aloud in the most spirited queen\u2019s voice you can muster.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was long and loud and impossible to ignore!\u201d If you don\u2019t sound like a character from Monty Python, then you are doing it wrong.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>Just like back in grade school, Mr. Biden\u2019s emission was especially noxious because he is the leader of the free world. The Duchess and the duch-er were chatting amiably at an art gallery in Glasgow discussing the grave threat of methane emissions around the world when he violated the peace and decorum.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, the hypocrisy!<\/p>\n<p>Now, every word of this story is entirely true. Obviously, at press time, we cannot confirm actual audio and video evidence of Mr. Biden\u2019s smog release in the company of the Duchess of Cornwall.<\/p>\n<p>But we can confirm that we have watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail in its entirety. As a child, we memorized the scene where King Arthur and his Knights of the Roundtable were confronted by the Insulting Frenchman who was inexplicably guarding a castle in England.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI fart in your general direction,\u201d the crude foreigner shouts over the parapet wall at the perplexed English royalty. \u201cYour mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!\u201d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B3\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<p>Despite the veracity of the Duchess\u2019 claim about Mr. Biden\u2019s breaking of royal wind, it is only a matter of time before Facebook and Google \u2014 the Gutenbergs of our time \u2014 clamp down and filter Mr. Biden\u2019s foul air by declaring the whole matter some kind of conspiracy theory. After all, these are the same lying zealots who launched a thousand \u201cfact checks\u201d after somebody printed up a t-shirt supposedly quoting Joe Biden to sell on the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBuy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to life time,\u201d read the offending t-shirt. It sure sounds like something Mr. Biden would say. But Google and Facebook were having none of it. Not kidding. Look it up on the Internet. There are more fact-checks over this t-shirt than there are on the entire Hillary Clinton hoax about President Trump colluding with Russia.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"D-ROS-B2\" class=\"a8d\"><\/figure>\n<p>We now know that Mrs. Clinton\u2019s campaign was the whole and entire source of the so-called Steele Dossier, which launched a thousand investigations and conspiracy theories into Mr. Trump\u2019s first term in office. The Clintons, the media and the entire federal government\u2019s bureaucratic state were so heavily invested in the Trump-Russia conspiracy theories that nobody thought to even ask if any of it was true.<\/p>\n<p>Democrats have always been the party of conspiracy theories. In fact, they govern by conspiracy theory.<\/p>\n<p>Democrat politicians have wrecked New York City, Washington, D.C., and other major American metropolises for decades. Instead of maintaining the infrastructure of these cities, Democrat politicians have stolen public money or wasted it on \u201chuman infrastructure\u201d such as welfare and their crazy, pro-crime policies.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"M-ROS-B4\" class=\"a8d adSo\"><\/figure>\n<p>Now, every time it rains, New York\u2019s subway system floods. Or, for the longest time, raw sewage washed directly into the Chesapeake Bay from the toilets of federal government office buildings.<\/p>\n<p>The real culprit, Democrats, insist? You. Or \u201cglobal warming.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The only solution? More of your money. Paid to them. And $6 a gallon gasoline.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the age of conspiracy theories.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2022 Charles Hurt is the opinion editor at the Washington Times.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, to live in this age of conspiracies. Did you hear the latest one? 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