{"id":962322,"date":"2021-11-03T12:43:46","date_gmt":"2021-11-03T16:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=962322"},"modified":"2021-11-03T12:43:50","modified_gmt":"2021-11-03T16:43:50","slug":"the-babylon-bee-breaks-down-critical-race-theory-and-the-evils-of-whiteness-in-handy-new-guide-for-the-woke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-babylon-bee-breaks-down-critical-race-theory-and-the-evils-of-whiteness-in-handy-new-guide-for-the-woke\/","title":{"rendered":"The Babylon Bee Breaks Down Critical Race Theory And The Evils Of Whiteness In Handy New Guide For The Woke"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">40<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fthe-babylon-bee-breaks-down-critical-race-theory-and-the-evils-of-whiteness-in-handy-new-guide-for-the-woke%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=962322&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p><em>Editor\u2019s note: What follows is an excerpt from the Babylon Bee\u2019s new book \u201cThe Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness.\u201d It can be purchased <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Wokeness\/dp\/1684512719\/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&amp;qid=1635865279&amp;sr=8-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>Defining Whiteness<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Whiteness is best understood as \u201ceverything bad and evil in the world that we don\u2019t like.\u201d Some ancient religions have referred to this as \u201coriginal sin,\u201d but that phrase is problematic since it implies that people of all colors, genders, and orientations can be guilty of doing bad things. This is a deeply harmful idea. Oppressed people cannot do bad things. Anything \u201cbad\u201d done by an oppressed person is simply the natural result of their being oppressed. That\u2019s why the fault must always lie with the oppressor\u2014and for that reason, the term \u201cwhiteness\u201d is a better word to use when describing evil.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7314305\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\">\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-7314305\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Credit: Salem Books<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Critical Race Theory<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Many white people have opposed the teaching of Critical Race Theory at schools and workplaces. This, of course, is because they are dumb. And racist.<\/p>\n<p>Critical Race Theory is a very robust field of study for very smart college-educated people. It is so smart and so robust, in fact, that normal people such as yourself can\u2019t understand it. We will do our best to simplify it for you here.<\/p>\n<p>A long time ago, there was the Dark Ages. And then a brilliant man named Karl Marx was born. Before Marx, everyone was like\u2014\u201cWhy all the problems? Why bad things happen? Why things not get fixed?\u201d Then, Marx discovered that all of human history can be explained as a struggle between two social classes: the bourgeoisie (rich oppressor) and the proletariat (poor and oppressed).<\/p>\n<p>Marx wrote all this up in a brilliant work called The Communist Manifesto, which solved so many problems. In fact\u2014it solved over one hundred million \u201cproblems\u201d in the twentieth century alone! Great job, Marx!<\/p>\n<p>Basically, we just took out the long, complicated words \u201cbourgeoisie\u201d and \u201cproletariat\u201d and replaced them with \u201cwhite people\u201d and \u201cpeople of color.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Yeah\u2014that\u2019s pretty much it. Everything else is mostly unchanged, except we added special bonus \u201coppression multipliers\u201d people of color can use, such as gender identity and sexual orientation. These multipliers will provide the user with special bonus oppression for even more oppression power!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7314303\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7314303\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7314303\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42.jpg\" alt=\"Credit: Salem Books\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42.jpg 1870w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42-282x120.jpg 282w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42-620x263.jpg 620w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42-768x326.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42-1536x652.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-42-2048x869.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1870px) 100vw, 1870px\" \/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-7314303\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Credit: Salem Books<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Make Everything About Race<\/b><\/p>\n<p>As we wrap up our discussion on race here, it\u2019s important to remember that the discussion on race doesn\u2019t ever really end, just like Goosebumps sequels, a Dragon Ball Z character, or Fast &amp; Furious movies. Everything in your life MUST be about race. It must consume everything you do. It must be everything you talk about, everything you think about, everything you breathe, everything you sleep, everything you eat, everything you digest, everything you defecate.<\/p>\n<p>Well, maybe not defecate. But you get the idea: the only way we can truly stop racism is by focusing on race in everything.<\/p>\n<p>This short chapter is just the beginning of your journey to make your entire life revolve around race.<\/p>\n<p>Only then can you stop the racists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Editor\u2019s note: What follows is an excerpt from the Babylon Bee\u2019s new book \u201cThe Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness.\u201d It can be purchased here.Defining WhitenessWhiteness is best understood as \u201ceverything &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":2315279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-962322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/187"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=962322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962322\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2315279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=962322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=962322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=962322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}