{"id":953422,"date":"2021-11-02T11:44:17","date_gmt":"2021-11-02T15:44:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=953422"},"modified":"2021-11-02T11:44:27","modified_gmt":"2021-11-02T15:44:27","slug":"the-babylon-bee-reveals-all-the-ways-youre-a-secret-racist-in-new-guide-to-wokeness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-babylon-bee-reveals-all-the-ways-youre-a-secret-racist-in-new-guide-to-wokeness\/","title":{"rendered":"The Babylon Bee Reveals All The Ways You\u2019re A Secret Racist In New Guide To Wokeness"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">32<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fthe-babylon-bee-reveals-all-the-ways-youre-a-secret-racist-in-new-guide-to-wokeness%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=953422&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><aside id=\"right1forarticles\">\n<\/aside>\n<div id=\"ob-read-more-selector\" readability=\"52.91122278057\">\n<p><em>Editor\u2019s note: What follows is an excerpt from the Babylon Bee\u2019s new book \u201cThe Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness.\u201d It can be purchased <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Babylon-Bee-Guide-Wokeness\/dp\/1684512719\/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&amp;qid=1635865279&amp;sr=8-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT created by white people to excuse their oppression of black and brown bodies. It\u2019s also the most important thing about you.<\/p>\n<p>In short, race is nothing, yet it is everything. Don\u2019t try to make sense of it. Do you have a Ph.D.? Have you published peer-reviewed papers? Didn\u2019t think so. So sit down and learn something!<\/p>\n<p>The reason race is so important is because everything in life can be explained by power imbalances between oppressors and the oppressed. Some people think life is infinitely more complicated and that humans are actually embodied souls with a will and moral conscience who can make right or wrong choices, but that\u2019s dumb\u2014because we said so and we went to college.<\/p>\n<p>We prefer instead to look at human beings as meaningless clumps of cells whose every interaction can be easily explained by a very simple materialistic theory that helps us get a ton of scholarly papers published. And if you don\u2019t agree with all our conclusions, you\u2019re a racist!<\/p>\n<p>One of the most important keys to being woke is to think about race at all times. Every time you meet someone, you should be thinking primarily of their skin color, because it\u2019s their single most defining characteristic. It affects all their experiences, thoughts, and beliefs. Most importantly, a person\u2019s skin color will tell you whether they are an oppressor or one of the oppressed. You can know pretty much all the most important things about a person by simply looking at their skin color.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7313285\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\">\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-7313285\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Credit: Salem Books<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Are You A Secret Racist?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>You may think you\u2019re not a racist. You may think you\u2019re one of the good people because you treat everyone equally.<\/p>\n<p>Think again! Racism is bad, but you know what\u2019s worse than racism? Secret racism. Many of us who go about our lives thinking we don\u2019t hate people for their race are actually secret racists. The racism is just below the surface, simmering like a delicious beef stew in a Crockpot. The kind of stew your mom leaves on for twelve hours and you can smell it simmering throughout the house all day, making your mouth water as you think about dinnertime.<\/p>\n<p>Except the stench wafting through your life isn\u2019t beef, carrots, and potatoes: it\u2019s right-wing hatred.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7313286\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7313286\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7313286\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-scaled-1-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"Credit: Salem Books\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-scaled-1-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-47x120.jpg 47w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-243x620.jpg 243w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-768x1962.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-601x1536.jpg 601w, https:\/\/cdn01.dailycaller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/02-Race-Chapter-PG-36-38-802x2048.jpg 802w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-7313286\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Credit: Salem Books<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Editor\u2019s note: What follows is an excerpt from the Babylon Bee\u2019s new book \u201cThe Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness.\u201d It can be purchased here.RACE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":187,"featured_media":2315279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-953422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/187"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=953422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/953422\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2315279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=953422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=953422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=953422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}