{"id":585549,"date":"2021-07-07T17:20:44","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T21:20:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=585549"},"modified":"2021-07-07T17:20:56","modified_gmt":"2021-07-07T21:20:56","slug":"a-comprehensive-guide-to-the-various-apartheids-plaguing-america-from-aquatic-to-zoological","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/a-comprehensive-guide-to-the-various-apartheids-plaguing-america-from-aquatic-to-zoological\/","title":{"rendered":"A Comprehensive Guide to the Various Apartheids Plaguing America, From \u2018Aquatic\u2019 to \u2018Zoological\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">26<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fa-comprehensive-guide-to-the-various-apartheids-plaguing-america-from-aquatic-to-zoological%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=585549&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>Last week, in a decision that will almost certainly be <a href=\"https:\/\/edition.cnn.com\/2021\/07\/05\/sport\/fina-soul-cap-black-hair-olympics-spt-intl-scli-gbr\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">reversed<\/a>, the International Swimming Federation banned the use of an extra-large swimming cap <a href=\"https:\/\/soulcap.com\/our-story\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">designed<\/a>&nbsp;specifically for &#8220;people with thick, curly, and voluminous hair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Washington Post<\/em> columnist Karen Attiah <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarenAttiah\/status\/1411757878944354307\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">condemned<\/a> the ban, which is under review, as an example of &#8220;aquatic apartheid&#8221; that underscored the importance of critical race theory.&nbsp;&#8220;My natural hair (or braids) does NOT fit easily into those normal swim caps,&#8221; Attiah <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarenAttiah\/status\/1410961583807795201\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wrote<\/a>. &#8220;The International Swimming Federation needs to get out of here with their aquatic apartheid!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Attiah, who holds degrees from Northwestern and Columbia, is perhaps best known for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarenAttiah\/status\/1150431751811977217\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">suggesting<\/a> that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D., Calif.), <em>New York Times<\/em> columnist Maureen Dowd, and former president Donald Trump constituted an &#8220;axis of shevil&#8221; responsible for enabling white supremacists.<\/p>\n<p>In the interest of educating our readers, the <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em> has compiled the following comprehensive guide to various forms of &#8220;apartheid&#8221; plaguing the nation. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aquatic apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>See above.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Balsamic apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1493823 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/balsamic-e1625689578858.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/balsamic-e1625689578858.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/balsamic-e1625689578858-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/balsamic-e1625689578858-768x414.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/balsamic-e1625689578858-736x397.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>CNN apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493796\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/cnn-hosts.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"607\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/cnn-hosts.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/cnn-hosts-300x178.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/cnn-hosts-768x455.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/cnn-hosts-736x436.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Diplomatic apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every single secretary of state has been white, except for the two appointed by former president George W. Bush (Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice).<\/p>\n<p><strong>Environmental apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>See: The overwhelmingly <a href=\"https:\/\/teddeutch.house.gov\/climate\/members.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">white<\/a> membership of the House and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.coons.senate.gov\/climate-solutions-caucus\/members\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Senate<\/a> Climate Solutions Caucus.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Field goal apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The NFL isn&#8217;t as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.espn.com\/nfl\/players\/_\/position\/k\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">woke<\/a> as it claims to be.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Geographic apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493826\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/geographic.jpeg\" alt width=\"1200\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/geographic.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/geographic-300x123.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/geographic-1024x419.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/geographic-768x314.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/geographic-736x301.jpeg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holistic apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>See: The American Holistic Health Association <a href=\"https:\/\/ahha.org\/bod\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">board of directors<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Insane Clown apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Both members of the iconic Insane Clown Posse duo (Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope) are white.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Japanese apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ethnic Japanese account for nearly 98 percent of Japan&#8217;s population. [Insert cringe face emoji.]\n<p><strong>Keyboard apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1493844\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pianok.jpeg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pianok.jpeg 960w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pianok-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pianok-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/pianok-736x414.jpeg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Lego apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493883\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/friends2.png\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/friends2.png 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/friends2-300x196.png 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/friends2-768x503.png 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/friends2-736x482.png 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Masturbatory apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>CNN could have promoted a person of color to replace Jeffrey Toobin after the network&#8217;s chief legal analyst pleasured himself during an employee Zoom call. The network <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/cnn-toobin-racist-masturbator\/\">refused<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Neapolitan apartheid&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1493850\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/neop.jpeg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"634\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/neop.jpeg 750w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/neop-300x186.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/neop-736x455.jpeg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Octogenarian apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The top three members of House Democratic leadership <a href=\"https:\/\/www.house.gov\/leadership\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">are<\/a> at least 80 years old.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pod Save apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1493874 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/hbo-jons-1024x576-1.jpeg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/hbo-jons-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/hbo-jons-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/hbo-jons-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/hbo-jons-736x414.jpeg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/hbo-jons.jpeg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Quilted apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>American Quilter<\/em> magazine deserves to be called out for its painfully white <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanquilter.com\/aq_magazine\/staff_bios.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">masthead<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rhode Island apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>See: Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse&#8217;s (D., R.I.) all-white&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/sheldon-whitehouse-racism-scandal\/\">senior staff<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>San Francisco apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493835\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1214738220.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1214738220.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1214738220-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1214738220-768x435.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1214738220-736x417.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Track and field apartheid&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493925\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1324427281.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1324427281.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1324427281-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1324427281-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1324427281-736x491.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ukelele apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1494000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-942656102.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-942656102.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-942656102-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-942656102-768x506.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-942656102-736x485.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vox dot apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1493898 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vox-staff-1024x576-1.jpeg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vox-staff-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vox-staff-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vox-staff-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vox-staff-736x414.jpeg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/vox-staff.jpeg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Windsor apartheid&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493895\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1206282810.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"828\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1206282810.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1206282810-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1206282810-768x621.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1206282810-736x595.jpg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1206282810-607x491.jpg 607w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Xenon apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The so-called noble gas was <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Xenon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">discovered<\/a> by a couple of white dudes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yellow submarine apartheid<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1493988 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/yellow-1024x497-1.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/yellow-1024x497.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/yellow-300x146.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/yellow-768x373.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/yellow-736x357.jpg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/yellow.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Zoological apartheid&nbsp;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1493943\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1132013305.jpg\" alt width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1132013305.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1132013305-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1132013305-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/GettyImages-1132013305-736x491.jpg 736w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" 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