{"id":571249,"date":"2021-06-23T05:07:04","date_gmt":"2021-06-23T09:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=571249"},"modified":"2021-06-23T05:07:06","modified_gmt":"2021-06-23T09:07:06","slug":"analysis-bidens-bloodthirsty-dog-planning-to-fetch-power","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/analysis-bidens-bloodthirsty-dog-planning-to-fetch-power\/","title":{"rendered":"ANALYSIS: Biden\u2019s Bloodthirsty Dog Planning to Fetch Power"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">16<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fanalysis-bidens-bloodthirsty-dog-planning-to-fetch-power%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=571249&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div readability=\"30.375\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"article-category\"><a class href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/\">Satire<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-excerpt\">Champ\u2019s death means there\u2019s nothing stopping Major, experts say<\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-thumbnail-container relative lg:mr-24 w-full my-4 mb-8\">\n\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"736\" height=\"493\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-736x493-1.jpg\" class=\"w-full lazyload blur-up wp-post-image\" alt srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-736x493.jpg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-768x515.jpg 768w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-733x491.jpg 733w, https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2.jpg 1000w\" data-sizes=\"auto\"  style=\"display:none\">\t\t\t<\/figure>\n<p>\t\t\t<span class=\"text-gray text-xs md:text-lg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/author\/tim-rice\/\" title=\"Posts by Tim Rice\" class=\"author url fn text-red-700\" rel=\"author\">Tim Rice<\/a> \u2022 June 23, 2021 5:00 am<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<div readability=\"115.36942675159\">\n<p><span>President Joe Biden\u2019s renegade dog Major could be primed to unleash a reign of terror following the death of Champ, the elder and much-better-behaved German Shepherd widely believed to be the only thing keeping the vicious Major at bay.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Experts largely agreed that Champ, who <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2021\/06\/19\/politics\/champ-biden-german-shepherd-dog-dies\/index.html\"><span>died<\/span><\/a><span> Saturday at the age of 13, was a good boy. But even his statesmanlike demeanor was not enough to stop the three-year-old Major from <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/joe-biden-bad-dog\/\"><span>attacking<\/span><\/a><span> government employees and defecating inside the White House. With Champ out of the picture, there\u2019s no telling what Major will do next.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;As the beta dog in the White House, Major stuck to biting park rangers,&#8221; said Dr. Patrick Ames, director of the Weller Institute of Canine Psychology. &#8220;Now that he\u2019s the alpha, we should expect a much more aggressive streak to emerge,&#8221; Ames told the <\/span><i><span>Washington Free Beacon.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><span>&#8220;There will be blood.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The Bidens sent Major to Delaware for &#8220;training&#8221; in early March after the dog attacked a member of White House security. He &#8220;returned&#8221; to Pennsylvania Avenue in mid-March, only to attack a National Park Service employee days later. The injury, which the First Lady\u2019s office <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2021\/03\/30\/politics\/major-biden-dog-white-house\/index.html\"><span>described<\/span><\/a><span> as a &#8220;nip,&#8221; was severe enough to require medical attention.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Some believe Major\u2019s aggressive nature casts a concerning light on Champ\u2019s untimely demise.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;As with authoritarian leaders and mafiosi, German Shepherds have been known to claw their way to the top by any means necessary,&#8221; said Becca Davis, senior fellow at the Schneider Center for Alsatian Power. &#8220;Major wouldn\u2019t be the first Deutschlander to engineer a contemporary\u2019s demise in order to consolidate power.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Nor would it be Major\u2019s first attempt at a White House coup. In November 2020, then-president-elect Biden fractured his right foot while &#8220;playing&#8221; with Major after &#8220;getting out of the shower.&#8221; While the AARP <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.aarp.org\/health\/healthy-living\/info-2020\/joe-biden-foot-injury.html\"><span>reported<\/span><\/a><span> that falls and fractures are common in men of Biden\u2019s advanced age, sources close to the matter tell the <\/span><i><span>Free Beacon <\/span><\/i><span>that the incident was far from playful.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;Look, the man rides his Peloton every single day,&#8221; said the source, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation. &#8220;Do you really think he\u2019d just <\/span><i><span>fall <\/span><\/i><span>playing with a dog? Wake up! Something funny\u2019s going on here.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>D.C.\u2019s most prominent canines are scrambling to respond to the shifting power dynamic in the White House.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez\u2019s (D., N.Y.) French bulldog Deco is holed up in her luxury Navy Yard apartment, leaving only for <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/socialist-tesla-whole-foods\/\"><span>Tesla<\/span><\/a><span> trips to the neighborhood Whole Foods. Sen. Elizabeth Warren\u2019s (D., Mass.) golden retriever Bailey, best known for <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/elizabeth-warren-dog-bailey-burritogate-2020-3\"><span>stealing<\/span><\/a><span> strangers\u2019 burritos, was recently found to be 1\/64th German Shepherd and <\/span><span>is reportedly trying to secure an alliance with Major.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Truman and Buddy Buttigieg, known sycophants who congratulated Champ and Major on <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/firstdogsSB\"><span>Twitter<\/span><\/a><span> after Biden\u2019s election, did not return a request for comment.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Not everyone in Washington is worried about Major\u2019s untimely rise to power.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>&#8220;Champ was stuck in the past, but Major has all four paws pointed toward the future,&#8221; said Troy Beauregard, senior fellow in Siamese cat studies at the Quincy Institute. &#8220;We\u2019re optimistic that Major will push the Biden administration to a more prudent position on U.S.-China relations.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>At press time, Major was last seen strolling the grounds of the Naval Observatory and discussing the 2024 presidential election with a <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/democrats\/watch-kamala-harris-laugh-asked-tough-questions\/\"><span>cackling<\/span><\/a><span> Kamala Harris.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire Champ\u2019s death means there\u2019s nothing stopping Major, experts say  Tim Rice \u2022 June 23, 2021 5:00 am President Joe Biden\u2019s renegade dog Major could &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2281052,"comment_status":"close","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-736x493-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"ANALYSIS: Biden\u2019s Bloodthirsty Dog Planning to Fetch Power","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/biden-dogs2-736x493-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"ANALYSIS: Biden\u2019s Bloodthirsty Dog Planning to Fetch Power","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571249\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2281052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}