{"id":540172,"date":"2021-05-25T15:20:49","date_gmt":"2021-05-25T19:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=540172"},"modified":"2021-05-25T15:20:51","modified_gmt":"2021-05-25T19:20:51","slug":"china-thanks-you-for-the-apology-mr-cena-now-if-you-dont-mind-could-you-please-do-it-again-in-a-ladys-voice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/china-thanks-you-for-the-apology-mr-cena-now-if-you-dont-mind-could-you-please-do-it-again-in-a-ladys-voice\/","title":{"rendered":"China Thanks You for the Apology, Mr. Cena. Now, If You Don\u2019t Mind, Could You Please Do It Again in a Lady\u2019s Voice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">46<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fchina-thanks-you-for-the-apology-mr-cena-now-if-you-dont-mind-could-you-please-do-it-again-in-a-ladys-voice%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=540172&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div readability=\"29.490196078431\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"article-category\"><a class href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/\">Satire<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"article-excerpt\">An open letter from the Chinese president <\/p>\n<figure class=\"post-thumbnail-container relative lg:mr-24 w-full my-4 mb-8\">\n\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"736\" height=\"485\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/cena-china-736x485-1.jpg\" class=\"w-full lazyload blur-up wp-post-image\" alt srcset=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/cena-china-e1621967728146.jpg 736w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/cena-china-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/cena-china-768x506.jpg 768w\" data-sizes=\"auto\" \/>\t\t\t<\/figure>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<span class=\"text-gray text-xs md:text-lg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/author\/xi-jinping\/\" title=\"Posts by Xi Jinping\" class=\"author url fn text-red-700\" rel=\"author\">Xi Jinping<\/a> \u2022 May 25, 2021 3:10 pm<\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<div readability=\"113.56872635561\">\n<p><em>Editor&#8217;s note: This guest column is the latest entry in our &#8220;Unique <\/em><i>Perspectives&#8221; series. Enjoy!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Dear Mr. John Cena,<\/p>\n<p>Your very, very, very, very, very, very incorrect statement about China has shrouded your family in tremendous shame.&nbsp;You did the right thing by apologizing\u2014and so profusely!<\/p>\n<p>Before I can accept <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/national-security\/john-cena-apologizes-for-calling-taiwan-a-country-after-his-film-made-137-million-in-china\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">your apology<\/a> on behalf of the Chinese people, however, I must require that you clarify the following items of great importance:<\/p>\n<p>1) Upon reflection, I&#8217;m afraid I cannot accept your apology in its current form. Before I address my substantive objections, allow me to offer a note on style. In your next apology video, if you don&#8217;t mind, could you speak in the voice of a young lady? If wearing a lady&#8217;s outfit or some other type of costume would help you get &#8220;in character,&#8221; we would be happy to provide one.<\/p>\n<p>2) Your apology, while appreciated, was unreasonably vague. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry for my mistake,&#8221; you said. Could you please elaborate? What, exactly, was your mistake? What steps will you take to reeducate yourself so as not to repeat the mistake in the future? Please list them in detail.<\/p>\n<p>3)&nbsp;You also said: &#8220;I love, and respect even more, China and the Chinese people.&#8221; Is it true that your love for China is less than your respect for China? Imagine saying such a thing to your beautiful wife. Would that not offend her? Please explain.<\/p>\n<p>4) Your use of the Mandarin language is appreciated, but I must request that next time you also record an English version of the apology. I think you would agree the American audience deserves to understand the magnitude of your regret and to hear it expressed in a language they understand\u2014spoken in a lady&#8217;s voice, for the sake of continuity.<\/p>\n<p>5) Because your first apology was so vague and incomplete, I suggest you incorporate the following contextual details in your next attempt. I&#8217;d really appreciate your help setting the record straight on a number of issues. The true origin of the&nbsp;SARS-CoV-2 virus, for example. Please relay the fact that China&#8217;s leading experts have determined the source of the virus to be the vengeful ghost of a CIA spy whose fetish for bat guano precipitated his untimely death.<\/p>\n<p>6) You claim to love China, but I was hoping you could be a little more specific. If I had to guess, I&#8217;d say one of the things you love most is our militant devotion to the rule of law, specifically with regard to the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region. If you could simply affirm that the terrorists who commit treason there are in fact &#8220;worse than ISIS,&#8221; that&#8217;d be great.<\/p>\n<p>7) I would further suggest that one of the other things you love about China is our ruthless commitment to inclusive equity. In Xinjiang province, for example, our minority vocational training initiative has been a groundbreaking success. I am told LeBron James is a big fan. Applauding this initiative would help convey the sincerity of your apology in the eyes of the Chinese people.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks in advance for your cooperation.<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>Xi Jinping<\/p>\n<p>President, People&#8217;s Republic of China<\/p>\n<p>Chairman, Central Military Commission<\/p>\n<p>General Secretary, Chinese Communist Party<\/p>\n<p>Chief Content Officer, Motion Picture Association of America<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satire An open letter from the Chinese president   Xi Jinping \u2022 May 25, 2021 3:10 pm Editor&#8217;s note: This guest column is the latest &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2312990,"comment_status":"close","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/cena-china-736x485-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"China Thanks You for the Apology, Mr. Cena. 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