{"id":386434,"date":"2021-04-04T05:28:19","date_gmt":"2021-04-04T09:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=386434"},"modified":"2021-04-04T05:28:21","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T09:28:21","slug":"woke-springs-infernal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/woke-springs-infernal\/","title":{"rendered":"Woke Springs Infernal"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">6<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwoke-springs-infernal%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=386434&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/fb_image-64.jpeg\" class=\"ff-og-image-inserted\" \/><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"TextRun SCXW106979435 BCX0\" lang=\"EN-US\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"auto\"><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW106979435 BCX0\">In the summer of 2016,&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"TextRun SCXW106979435 BCX0\" lang=\"EN-US\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"auto\"><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW106979435 BCX0\"><em>National Journal<\/em>&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"TextRun SCXW106979435 BCX0\" lang=\"EN-US\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"auto\"><span class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW106979435 BCX0\">reporter Josh&nbsp;<\/span><span class=\"NormalTextRun SpellingErrorV2 SpellingErrorHighlight SCXW106979435 BCX0\">Kraushaar&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"EOP SCXW106979435 BCX0\" data-ccp-props=\"{&quot;201341983&quot;:0,&quot;335551550&quot;:1,&quot;335551620&quot;:1,&quot;335559739&quot;:160,&quot;335559740&quot;:259}\">stumbled upon the scoop of the century. Nationals left fielder Jayson Werth&#8217;s seven-year $126 million contract appeared to contain an unknown perk: His own private security force dedicated to protecting his fragile, fragile ego. These Blackwater-esque foot soldiers patrolled the stands under cover of regular old ushers to neutralize the threat of &#8220;WEEEEEEERTH-LEEEEESSSS&#8221; chants.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Nats dispatching security to Sec 108 to prevent Mets fans from booing Jayson Werth. &#8220;Against rules,&#8221; Cc <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dcsportsbog?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@dcsportsbog<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0REqw9Nev2\">pic.twitter.com\/0REqw9Nev2<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HotlineJosh\/status\/748294459822059520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 29, 2016<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The&nbsp;<em>Washington Free Beacon <\/em>had stumbled upon the story when two of its reporters were escorted from the stadium by police on May 23, a 7-1 Mets victory\u2014their second expulsion in a three-game stretch. Werth is not the only one to take umbrage at the particular way that Mets fans express themselves. Leslie Brett, wife of Hall of Fame Royals third baseman George, called us the worst around, which made their World Series victory\u2014and our agony\u2014all the sweeter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The reaction of the fans was kind of awesome because there were some pretty obnoxious ones that just were riding the players. And it felt like it was good karma for us,&#8221; she told the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2016\/04\/01\/sports\/baseball\/ny-mets-kansas-city-royals-opener.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>New York Times<\/em><\/a>. &#8220;I got a kick out of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If Mrs. Brett wanted to know why Mets fans are as surly as we are cocky, she could ask her husband to tell her about the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pine_Tar_Incident\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pine Tar Incident<\/a>. Brett had to deal with the pin-striped embodiment of smugness for one July afternoon in 1983 and lost his mind. Imagine if he had to spend every moment of his baseball existence surrounded by this mindset.<\/p>\n<p>What she should not do is pick up a copy of <em>So Many Ways To Lose:&nbsp;The Amazin&#8217; True Story of the New York Mets\u2014the Best Worst Team in Sports<\/em>&nbsp;by&nbsp;former <em>GQ<\/em> editor Devin Gordon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<span lang=\"EN-US\">It&#8217;s<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;incorrect to say our dear boys invent new ways [to lose], because \u2018invent\u2019 implies volition,&#8221; Gordon says. &#8220;The Mets discover ways to lose like the&nbsp;<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">Titanic&nbsp;<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">discovered an iceberg.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Look no further than the &#8220;Yo La Tengo&#8221; ball, which should be in the Hall of Fame, but has instead been lost to history. The inaugural Mets of 1962 are famous for being the losingest team in baseball history. Nothing better illustrates the 40-120 record than center fielder&nbsp;Richie Ashburn&#8217;s frequent collisions with Venezuelan shortstop Elio Chac\u00f3n. Ashburn&#8217;s attempts to call the shortstop off of flyballs never seemed to work because Chac\u00f3n didn&#8217;t understand a word of English. The centerfielder took the initiative and picked up some Spanish. The next time a fly went into the gap, Ashburn sprinted toward it yelling &#8220;Yo la tengo!&#8221; (I got it). The shortstop backed off. Ashburn settled under the ball only to get flattened by left fielder Frank Thomas, who did not know what &#8220;Yo la tengo&#8221; meant.<\/p>\n<p>The book is at its strongest when it functions as an oral history of fandom for America&#8217;s most lovable franchise, one that combines success and swagger with heretofore unknown levels of incompetence\u2014impossible rallies, followed by walk-off walks. Gordon&#8217;s section comparing the plight of Mets fans to the beleaguered fans of the Cleveland Browns and Detroit Lions\u2014the titleholder of the &#8220;worst worst team in sports&#8221;\u2014is genuinely enjoyable.&nbsp; The problem is that Gordon\u2014whose fandom cannot be doubted over the course of 400 pages\u2014too often veers into accusations of structural racism or privilege theory or whatever radical chic theories have taken hold. He treats every bone-headed trade or sports page squabble through the sensitivities of a Twitter resister.<\/p>\n<p>Hall of Fame manager and legendary wit Casey Stengel gave Gordon his title when he said of the 1962 Mets, &#8220;<span lang=\"EN-US\">I\u2019ve been in this game a hundred years, but I see new ways to lose \u2018<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">em<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;I never knew existed before,&#8221; but he must be lashed for making a player cry. Gil Hodges, the man who welcomed baseball integration and was in the words of Jackie Robinson, &#8220;the heart and soul of the Dodgers,&#8221; is portrayed as a duplicitous racist&nbsp;for marching star outfielder Cleon Jones off the field in &#8217;69 for his lack of hustle on a flyball. The sin was made mortal, because he&nbsp;was well aware that &#8220;Jones played through chronic pain in his left knee.&#8221; Gordon reduces the incident to &#8220;a<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;white man branding a Black man lazy in front of an entire stadium.&#8221; Jones remembers it differently: Hodges pulled him out of concern for a bum ankle. They had spoken earlier in the day about whether the hot-hitting left fielder was healthy enough to play. The frog march of the star hitter lit a fire under the Mets, Jones said in <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2019\/02\/23\/1969-mets-hero-cleon-jones-clears-up-50-year-old-gil-hodges-mystery\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">2019<\/a>. He was a willing participant in the narrative.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He had a purpose and a plan, and it worked. So I don\u2019t mind being part of that purpose and plan,&#8221; Jones said. &#8220;I\u2019m telling you guys that he is a great manager and one of my favorite people.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Gordon is being paid to write a book about his favorite sports franchise, but he manages to sap the enterprise of any sense of joy. He can be a funny writer, but too often reverts to the lazy snark that passes for humor on Twitter and internet memes: &#8220;The press conference thing blew up in their faces, because of course it did&#8221;; &#8220;We needed the baseball gods \u2026 the gods replied right&nbsp;away&nbsp;and their message was clear:&nbsp;<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">New number\u2014who dis.&#8221; At least he didn&#8217;t use any &#8220;ugh&#8221; jokes.<\/span>&nbsp;Mets living legend Jos\u00e9 Reyes\u2014the man who taught me Spanish!\u2014appears in 10 of the book&#8217;s pages; Donald Trump makes 11 appearances.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p lang=\"EN-US\"><span lang=\"EN-US\">The only saint he sees in&nbsp;<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">Mets<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;history is that of original owner Mrs. Joan Whitney Payson\u2014&#8221;Whitney as in the Whitney Museum of American Art, Payson as in Charles, the lawyer she married,&#8221; stopping just short of &#8220;Joan as in of Arc.&#8221; He recounts her flawless lineage, the relatives in the Lincoln, McKinley, and Cleveland administrations,<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">&nbsp;<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">her father\u2019s good luck at being the heir to a childless great uncle\u2019s fortune.&nbsp;<\/span><span lang=\"EN-US\">Payson sounds delightful, because she was delightful; just as M. Donald Grant sounds like a &#8220;blue blooded prick.&#8221; It is not enough to rake the Mets executive who squandered Cleon Jones&#8217;s career, traded Nolan Ryan, and let Yogi Berra manage. No, M. Donald Grant&#8217;s biggest offense is that he was driven by &#8220;power, control,&#8221; the &#8220;unquestioned authority that men like M. Donald Grant have enjoyed, have <em>expected<\/em>, since the founding of America.&#8221; Grant was Canadian, the son of a hockey player, grandson of a blacksmith. He owed his Wall Street career not to pedigree, but to the connections he made hustling as a hotel night clerk.&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Here\u2019s a good way to vilify M. Donald Grant, grandson of the world\u2019s first blue-blooded blacksmith: He ruined Gil Hodges\u2019s funeral. On the day the Mets manager was laid to rest after suffering a massive heart attack at age 47, Grant leaked word of a major free agent signing and Yogi Berra\u2019s elevation to manager. And Gordon does include that ugly, thoughtless episode. It\u2019s just that he\u2019s spent the pages leading up to the tragedy painting Hodges as a racist monster.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span lang=\"EN-US\">Grant was the&nbsp;architect of the Midnight Massacre that unforgivably traded away Tom Seaver. I, a Mets fan, am forced to defend a man I despise all because Gordon distorts history to fit a fashionable narrative.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Baseball fans looking to commemorate the start of the first post-pandemic season with an appropriately irreverent read should look elsewhere.<\/p>\n<div class=\"my-8 hide-print\">\n\t\t<!-- \/339474670\/Freebeacon\/InContent --><\/p>\n<div id=\"div-gpt-ad-1526555381173-4\" class=\"mobile-250 desktop-90\"><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the summer of 2016,\u00a0National Journal\u00a0reporter Josh\u00a0Kraushaar\u00a0stumbled upon the scoop of the century. 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