{"id":2648785,"date":"2026-08-24T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-24T12:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/utm_sourcerssutm_mediumrssutm_campaignharry-and-meghan-flee-us-after-bonkers-first-amendment-got-their-knickers-in-a-twist\/"},"modified":"2026-08-24T08:23:25","modified_gmt":"2026-08-24T12:23:25","slug":"utm_sourcerssutm_mediumrssutm_campaignharry-and-meghan-flee-us-after-bonkers-first-amendment-got-their-knickers-in-a-twist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/utm_sourcerssutm_mediumrssutm_campaignharry-and-meghan-flee-us-after-bonkers-first-amendment-got-their-knickers-in-a-twist\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry and Meghan Flee US After 1A Got Their Knickers In A Twist"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">26<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Futm_sourcerssutm_mediumrssutm_campaignharry-and-meghan-flee-us-after-bonkers-first-amendment-got-their-knickers-in-a-twist%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2648785&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The text is a satirical and highly exaggerated parody portraying Prince Harry and Meghan Markle as fleeing the United States due to supposed threats from the First Amendment, which they claim has been racist and aggressive toward them. It humorously depicts Meghan promoting a fictional camera filter and launching a #LeaveMeghanAlone campaign, while Harry talks about being called offensive names and expresses concern for his LGBTQ+ friends. The parody includes exaggerated stereotypes, political satire, and absurd claims, such as Markle planning to feature Muslim neighbors on a fictional halal cooking show and distributing jam as prizes related to behavioral guidelines. The entire piece is a parody filled with hyperbole, mockery, and fictional narratives about the British royal couple\u2019s supposed experiences and future plans.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Prince Harry and award-winning <em>Deal or No Deal<\/em> briefcase girl Meghan Markle are fleeing the United States in fear for their lives, alleging the \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.deseret.com\/entertainment\/2021\/5\/18\/22440505\/prince-harry-calls-first-amendment-bonkers-in-new-interview\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">bonkers<\/a>\u201d First Amendment called them names and made them cry.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe First Amendment came wearing a MAGA hat, pounded on our front door, and asked what the skin tone of our babies were going to be. It\u2019s literally the most racist racism I have ever experienced, and I should know \u2014 I grew up in Los Angeles. My neighbors were literally Klan members!\u201d a makeup-caked, swimsuit-clad Markle said in a viral TikTok with millions of views aimed at cornering the market on thirst trap-contemplative internet content.<\/p>\n<p>She was hocking her new trademarked camera filter \u201cMeghan Sparkle\u201d that makes dashiki cloth rainbows come out of your ears.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe were just trying to live a quiet life, minding our own business. Why can\u2019t everyone leave us alone?\u201d she continued, launching the #LeaveMeghanAlone campaign.<\/p>\n<p>Markle finally gave Harry permission to speak, and unclasped his gag.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey wuz callin\u2019 me mean names, bruv,\u201d he blubbered. \u201cI ain\u2019t no \u2018Fairy Harry,\u2019 mate. It\u2019s like the homophobicness of it all, mucker. It\u2019s like, all I could think about was my gay and trans friends, mate, and like, how sad they must feel, and that really made me feel sad, mate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI ain\u2019t no \u2018Puke of Sussex,\u2019 bruv. Like, how could you say the First Amendment protects your right to make me cry?\u201d Hyperventilating Harry added.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, that\u2019s enough,\u201d Markle snapped, directing him to return to his timeout cage.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey shouldn\u2019t be able to get away with this!\u201d said a ducklipped Markle as she gazed into the camera with a wink.<\/p>\n<p>The couple said they are looking forward to returning to a legion of bearskin hat-wearing obese girlboss cops who will unload clips into a crowd at the sound of the smallest snicker. \u201cThey\u2019re trained in the art of shooting early, often, and with their eyes closed,\u201d Markle said.<\/p>\n<p>Half-Baked Harry and Meghan have attempted to make money off of slandering the royal family since coming to the U.S., and after several failed and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/nikki-haley-is-hillary-2-0\/\" title=\"Nikki Haley = Hillary 2.0\">cringe-worthy attempts<\/a> at making Markle seem like a human, they are retreating back into the loving, peaceful arms of their Muslim betters in Britain.<\/p>\n<p>News of the Sussexes\u2019 return reached Buckingham Palace on Friday, sparking questions as to whether King Charles III would soon be seeking doctor-assisted suicide because of profound despair, or at least a 240p video of him getting his head sawn off in Trafalgar Square in an honor killing.<\/p>\n<p>As head of the Church of England, he was informed by his chief religious advisor Hussein bin Jaafar ibn Hamza Omar that honor killings were reserved only for girls 16 and under.<\/p>\n<p>Markle said she plans to cultivate many meaningful friendships with their new Muslim neighbors, and wants to highlight their immense contributions to society and culture on her new halal cooking show, <em>Mohammad\u2019s Market<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The show has already joined an initiative in partnership with Prime Minister Andy Burnham\u2019s tour to promote new <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2026\/08\/20\/dear-uk-if-you-have-to-ask-foreigners-not-to-rape-the-local-women-dont-import-them-1\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">behavioral guidelines<\/a> asking Muslim migrants to please not rape their women and girls.<\/p>\n<p>Markle plans to give out a homemade jar of jam for each week a Muslim migrant can go without raping someone. Producers of <em>Mohammad\u2019s Market <\/em>are concerned the partnership will not bear fruit.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>      Breccan F. Thies is the White House correspondent for The Federalist. He is a co-recipient of the 2025 Dao Prize for Excellence in Investigative Journalism. As an investigative journalist, he previously covered education and culture issues for the Washington Examiner and Breitbart News. He holds a degree from the University of Virginia and is a 2022 Claremont Institute Publius Fellow. You can follow him on X: @BreccanFThies.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry and Meghan flee US, claim First Amendment threats<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":179,"featured_media":2648786,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Prince_Harry_and_Meghan_Markle_visit_District_Six_Museum_08.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[33651],"tags":[36238,60492,84575,84577,84576],"class_list":["post-2648785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-western-journal","tag-celebrity-news","tag-harry-and-meghan","tag-royal-controversy","tag-royal-family-drama","tag-us-expatriates"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/Prince_Harry_and_Meghan_Markle_visit_District_Six_Museum_08.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/179"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2648785"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2648789,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2648785\/revisions\/2648789"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2648786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2648785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2648785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2648785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}