{"id":2569248,"date":"2026-02-12T09:26:01","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T14:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/cops-post-pooch-pirate-alert-showing-good-boys-gone-bad\/"},"modified":"2026-02-12T09:28:59","modified_gmt":"2026-02-12T14:28:59","slug":"cops-post-pooch-pirate-alert-showing-good-boys-gone-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/cops-post-pooch-pirate-alert-showing-good-boys-gone-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Cops Post &#8216;Pooch Pirate Alert&#8217; Showing &#8216;Good Boys Gone Bad&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">20<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fcops-post-pooch-pirate-alert-showing-good-boys-gone-bad%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2569248&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>Two dogs in Oklahoma City became unlikely porch pirates when a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/pennsylvania-escaped-prisoner-spotted-on-doorbell-camera\/\" title=\"Pennsylvania fugitive caught on doorbell camera.\">doorbell camera captured<\/a> them helping themselves to a parcel. the footage shows one dog sniffing around, than both scampering away with the loot, leaving behind a chewed padded mailer and small tools in the yard. The local police humorously documented the incident on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/why-this-average-american-is-voting-for-donald-trump\/\" title=\"Why This Average American Is Voting for Donald Trump\">social media<\/a>, dubbing the suspects \u201cPooch Pirates\u201d and joking about charges like Conspiracy to Commit Snack Theft and being Fur-ociously Adorable, while noting that the goods were recovered. The department\u2019s lighthearted posts play up the amusing side of a minor theft, urging residents to stay vigilant about package deliveries.In short, a canine caper turned into a memorable, pun-filled police post about porch theft.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><\/p>\n<section> \t\t\t\t<script>console.log(\"ad slot (AC1)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC1)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC2)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC3)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC4)\")<\/script><\/p>\n<p>Porch pirates and their dastardly deeds are not usually a laughing matter.<\/p>\n<p>(Except in <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/CL4WS_OUT\/status\/2003213089353924853\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">videos<\/a> where the thieves get their comeuppance by means of glitter bombs or other surprises they unwittingly discover in decoy packages. It&rsquo;s hard not to laugh at those.)<\/p>\n<p>The Oklahoma City Police Department recently had entirely too much fun sharing a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/reel\/1611732786812735\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">social media post<\/a> featuring a different sort of porch pirate.<\/p>\n<p>Or, more precisely, &ldquo;pooch pirates,&rdquo; as the department dubbed a doggie duo that recently turned to a life of crime.<\/p>\n<p>The video, apparently from someone&rsquo;s doorbell camera, caught the two culprits red-handed (red-pawed?) making off with a parcel.<\/p>\n<p> <script type=\"text\/javascript\"> \t\t\tif ( getCookie( \"ff_subbed\" ) ) { \t\t\t\tdocument.getElementById(\"stnvideo\").remove() \t\t\t} else { \t\t\t\tdocument.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\", function() { \t\t\t\t\tfunction loadScript(src) { \t\t\t\t\t\tconst script=document.createElement(\"script\"); \t\t\t\t\t\tscript.src=src; \t\t\t\t\t\tscript.async=true; \t\t\t\t\t\tdocument.body.appendChild(script); \t\t\t\t\t} \t\t\t\t\tfunction findPreviousParagraph(selector, x) { \t\t\t\t\t\tconst targetElement=document.querySelector(selector); \t\t\t\t\t\tif (!targetElement) { \t\t\t\t\t\t\tconsole.warn(\"Target element not found.\"); \t\t\t\t\t\t\treturn null; \t\t\t\t\t\t}  \t\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ Get all <\/p>\n<p> elements in order as they appear in the document \t\t\t\t\t\tlet paragraphs=Array.from(document.querySelectorAll(\"p\"));  \t\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ Find the index of the last <\/p>\n<p> before the target element \t\t\t\t\t\tlet targetIndex=paragraphs.findIndex(p=> p.compareDocumentPosition(targetElement) & Node.DOCUMENT_POSITION_PRECEDING);  \t\t\t\t\t\tif (targetIndex===-1 || targetIndex <x) { \t\t\t\t\t\t\tconsole.warn(\"Not enough paragraphs before the target element.\"); \t\t\t\t\t\t\treturn null; \t\t\t\t\t\t}  \t\t\t\t\t\treturn paragraphs[targetIndex - x]; \t\t\t\t\t}  \t\t\t\t\t\/\/ Set up IntersectionObserver \t\t\t\t\tfunction observeElement(element) { \t\t\t\t\t\tif (!element) return;  \t\t\t\t\t\tconst observer=new IntersectionObserver( \t\t\t\t\t\t\t(entries)=> { \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tentries.forEach(entry=> { \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tif (entry.isIntersecting) { \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tconsole.log(\"Paragraph is now visible:\", entry.target.textContent.trim()); \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tloadScript(\"https:\/\/embed.sendtonews.com\/player3\/embedcode.js?fk=85b3g8c8\"); \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tobserver.disconnect(); \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t} \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t}); \t\t\t\t\t\t\t}, \t\t\t\t\t\t\t{ threshold: 0.5 } \/\/ Adjust threshold as needed \t\t\t\t\t\t);  \t\t\t\t\t\tobserver.observe(element); \t\t\t\t\t}  \t\t\t\t\t\/\/ Find the 1st paragraph before #stnvideo and observe it \t\t\t\t\tlet paragraphToObserve=findPreviousParagraph(\"#stnvideo\", 2); \t\t\t\t\tobserveElement(paragraphToObserve); \t\t\t\t}); \t\t\t} \t\t<\/script> <\/p>\n<p>First, one mutt wandered into the frame and moseyed over to the area of the doorbell. He was soon joined by an accomplice.<\/p>\n<p>After a bit of snuffling around, the first dog fled the scene of the crime carrying something. His buddy followed.<\/p>\n<p>It must have been a slow crime day in Oklahoma City, because the department&rsquo;s social media post trotted out nearly every bad pun in the book to describe the incident:<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Who let the dogs out&hellip; and onto your porch?!&rdquo; the caption inquired.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Suspects: two four-legged masterminds pulling off a paws and grab heist in broad daylight.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Evidence shows clear intent, flawless teamwork, and zero remorse &mdash; just pure tail-wagging confidence.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;They dragged the evidence off-site like pros, but we were able to recover the goods.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">POOCH PIRATES<\/p>\n<p>A Paws &amp; Grab porch heist was caught on cam in OKC. These thieves are no bark all bite! Evidence shows flawless teamwork &amp; zero remorse.<\/p>\n<p>Charges: Impersonating Master Thieves &amp; Felony Cuteness. Stay vigilant&mdash;no package is safe from these good boys gone bad! &#128062;&#128230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OoUsCXnvCb\">pic.twitter.com\/OoUsCXnvCb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Oklahoma City Police (@OKCPD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OKCPD\/status\/2018342826145087596?\">February 2, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The reel cut to a still shot of the aftermath, which showed a padded mailer chewed to pieces and some <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3YuVZYV\" >small metal tools lying<\/a> in the grass.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It wasn&rsquo;t &lsquo;Kibble &amp; Bits,&rsquo; just drill bits!&rdquo; the post explained.<\/p>\n<p>It was clearly an open-and-shut case, but the OCPD was not yet out of jokes:<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;These thieves were no bark, all bite!<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;If you recognize these fur-ocious felons give them a doggy biscuit.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Charges pending: Conspiracy to Commit Snack Theft, Paw-sitively Impersonating Master Thieves, and Being Fur-ociously Adorable.<\/p>\n<p>The department concluded, &ldquo;Stay vigilant, OKC &mdash; your packages aren&rsquo;t safe from these good boys gone bad!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<div style=\"position: relative;\">\n<div class=\"ff-fancy-header-container\"> \t\t\t \t<\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-submit-correction inner-content\">\n<div class=\"correction-form\">\n<form style=\"display: none;\">\n<div class=\"sc-name-field\"> \t\t\t\t\t\t<label>* Name<\/label> \t\t\t\t\t\t<br \/> \t\t\t\t\t\t<input type=\"text\" name=\"name\" required> \t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"sc--field\"> \t\t\t\t\t\t<label>* <\/label> \t\t\t\t\t\t<br \/> \t\t\t\t\t\t<input type=\"text\" name=\"\" required> \t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<p> \t\t\t\t\t<label>* Message<\/label> \t\t\t\t\t<br \/> \t\t\t\t\t<textarea name=\"message\" required><\/textarea> \t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div class=\"required-message\" style=\"display: none; padding-bottom: 15px;\">* All fields are required.<\/div>\n<p> \t\t\t\t\t<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Submit\" onclick=\"event.preventDefault(); firefly_sc();\"> \t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div class=\"firefly-sc-confirm\" style=\"display: none;\">Success!<\/div>\n<\/p><\/form>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p> \t\t<script> \t\t\tfunction firefly_sc() { \t\t\t\tif( typeof window.captchaPublicKey==typeof undefined ){ \t\t\t\t\tconsole.error('window.captchaPublicKey is not defined'); \t\t\t\t} \t\t\t\tgrecaptcha.execute( window.captchaPublicKey, { action: 'submit_correction' } ).then( function( token ) { \t\t\t\t\tvar opts={ \t\t\t\t\t\taction:    'firefly_sc_submit', \t\t\t\t\t\tname:      document.querySelector( '.entry-submit-correction [name=\"name\"]' ).value, \t\t\t\t\t\t:     document.querySelector( '.entry-submit-correction [name=\"\"]' ).value, \t\t\t\t\t\tmessage:   document.querySelector( '.entry-submit-correction [name=\"message\"]' ).value, \t\t\t\t\t\tpost_id:   firefly_post_id, \t\t\t\t\t\tcap_token: token \t\t\t\t\t}  \t\t\t\t\tvar inputs=[ 'name', '', 'message' ];  \t\t\t\t\tfor( var i=0; i <inputs.length; i++ ) if( ! 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The police department\u2014having a bit of fun on social media\u2014called the canine thieves \u201cpooch pirates\u201d and shared footage from a doorbell camera showing the two dogs sniffing around, one grabbing a package and both making off with it. The caption used playful wordplay and puns, suggesting two four-legged masterminds were pulling off a daylight \u201cpaws and grab\u201d heist, and noting the dogs\u2019 teamwork and apparent lack of remorse before the goods were recovered. The post described the damaged mailer and small tools found afterward, with further jokes about the dogs\u2019 misdeed and a lighthearted reminder to stay vigilant since packages aren\u2019t safe from those \u201cgood boys gone bad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The excerpt also includes several technical snippets: JavaScript code intended to load content and track when a paragraph becomes visible, a video element, and a form area requiring a name and message, plus a CAPTCHA-based submission handler. 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