{"id":2446841,"date":"2025-06-13T07:32:01","date_gmt":"2025-06-13T11:32:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/here-are-13-signs-that-you-are-unlucky-or-just-a-schmuck\/"},"modified":"2025-06-13T07:33:17","modified_gmt":"2025-06-13T11:33:17","slug":"here-are-13-signs-that-you-are-unlucky-or-just-a-schmuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/here-are-13-signs-that-you-are-unlucky-or-just-a-schmuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Here Are 13 Signs That You Are Unlucky Or Just A Schmuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">24<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fhere-are-13-signs-that-you-are-unlucky-or-just-a-schmuck%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2446841&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The article discusses the superstition surrounding &#8220;Friday the 13th,&#8221; a date that many consider unlucky, akin to other common superstitions like a black cat crossing oneS path.It highlights the fear known as paraskevidekatriaphobia, the fear of this particular day, which is frequently enough fueled by <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3YuVZYV\" >horror movies depicting fictional characters<\/a> like Jason Voorhees. The author humorously presents a list of 13 signs that might indicate someone is &#8220;unlucky&#8221; or in a foolish situation, frequently enough through exaggerated or satirical examples involving political figures and social commentary. Each example serves to blend humor with criticism of various <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/senator-mullin-responds-to-cfp-tweet\/\" title=\"Senator Mullin responds to CFP tweet.\">public personas<\/a> and events, emphasizing the absurdity found in certain societal happenings. The piece concludes with a brief note about the author,Matt Kittle,who has a background in journalism.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Feeling unlucky?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s <a href=\"https:\/\/economictimes.indiatimes.com\/news\/international\/global-trends\/friday-the-13th-origins-strange-superstitions-tattoos-and-why-its-considered-unlucky\/articleshow\/121794887.cms?from=mdr\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Friday the 13th<\/a>, a relatively rare date on the calendar that the superstitious regard in the same way they might a black cat crossing their path, breaking a mirror, or being associated with the Democratic Party. There&rsquo;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.timeanddate.com\/calendar\/weekday-friday-13\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">only one<\/a> of these fearful Friday&rsquo;s this year, and for the super superstitious that&rsquo;s one too many. (There are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.timeanddate.com\/calendar\/weekday-friday-13\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">three<\/a> next year. Ouch!)<\/p>\n<p>Let&rsquo;s face it, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dictionary.com\/e\/triskaidekaphobia\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">paraskevidekatriaphobia<\/a> &mdash; the fear of Friday the 13th &mdash; is real, if mostly unfounded. Although, if you&rsquo;ve watched <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0080761\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">the movies<\/a> you know <a href=\"https:\/\/screenrant.com\/friday-13th-jason-voorhees-children-animals-not-kill\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jason<\/a> only does his murdering on Friday the 13th. And Lord knows some of the most horrific TV programming has occurred on Fridays with <a href=\"https:\/\/screenrant.com\/tgif-classic-abc-friday-night-sitcoms\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ABC&rsquo;s TGIF lineup<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/familymatters.fandom.com\/wiki\/Steve_Urkel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Steve Urkel<\/a> and a clean <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0756114\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bob Saget <\/a>were as horrifying as anything a hockey mask-wearing psychopath could dish out.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are those who believe that if it wasn&rsquo;t for bad luck, they&rsquo;d have no luck at all. And plenty of politicians and celebrities have pushed their luck with the American people. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>On this Friday the 13th, Here are the top 13 signs that you&rsquo;re either unlucky or just a schmuck.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>You get &ldquo;forcibly&rdquo; &mdash; and righteously &mdash; <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/triciaohio\/status\/1933339916030603636?s=46\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">removed<\/a> from a Department of Homeland Security press conference while pulling a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/house-votes-on-major-security-upgrade-will-fine-members-5k-for-bypassing-metal-detectors\/\" title=\"House Votes On Major Security Upgrade, Will Fine Members K For Bypassing Metal Detectors\">political stunt<\/a> and acting like an idiot.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<p>2. You&rsquo;re the<a href=\"https:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/liveblog_entry\/irans-revolutionary-guard-commander-hossein-salami-killed-in-israeli-strike-says-iranian-state-media\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"> commander-in-chief of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps<\/a> out for a pleasant stroll down the street to check out your sweet enriched uranium facility (for &ldquo;peaceful&rdquo; purposes, of course), when suddenly you look up to see a large, fast-flying metal object above you with the message, &ldquo;How Jew You Like Me Now?&rdquo; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure>\n<p><span><\/p>\n<blockquote data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Commander-in-chief of Iran&#8217;s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps killed in Israeli strikes, multiple Iranian state media report<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/z3qWilVcia\">https:\/\/t.co\/z3qWilVcia<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; CNN (@CNN) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CNN\/status\/1933345622733607257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 13, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span> <\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<p>3. You are governed by <a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/homenews\/campaign\/5344588-bass-faces-second-crisis\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>4. You get deported after the Mexican flag you wave at the anti-ICE riot lets immigration enforcement officials know exactly where to send you.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure>\n<p><span><\/p>\n<blockquote data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">New York Times&rsquo; Hypocritical &lsquo;Tale Of Two Flags&rsquo; Coverage Encapsulates Media&rsquo;s Seething Bias<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/904E8MA2QH\">https:\/\/t.co\/904E8MA2QH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Federalist (@FDRLST) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FDRLST\/status\/1932778844273959297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 11, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span> <\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<p>5. You own an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ndtv.com\/world-news\/apple-adidas-stores-looted-as-los-angeles-protests-turn-violent-8639125#:~:text=What%20began%20as%20protests%20against,pharmacy,%20in%20the%20downtown%20area.\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Apple or Adidas store<\/a> in any &ldquo;Sanctuary City.&rdquo; Looters often bring seven years of bad luck.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>6. You decide to make an <a href=\"https:\/\/tennesseestar.com\/justice\/immigration-lawyers-for-kilmar-abrego-garcia-demand-sanctions-including-access-to-personal-devices-of-a-g-pam-bondi\/tpappert\/2025\/06\/12\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">illegal immigrant and accused human smuggler<\/a> of gang members and children the face of your political party.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure>\n<p><span><\/p>\n<blockquote data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Sen. Chris Van Hollen, D-Md., is &#8220;doubling down on stupid&#8221; with his press conferences about the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, former Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa., said. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YL2q2CrahG\">https:\/\/t.co\/YL2q2CrahG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NEWSMAX\/status\/1913623649288073682?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 19, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span> <\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<p>7. You are a <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2025\/06\/09\/in-attempt-to-insult-top-womens-sports-defender-simone-biles-confirms-difference-in-the-sexes\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">legendary female gymnast<\/a> who just <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sport\/othersports\/article-14799789\/simone-biles-trans-feud-riley-gaines.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">attacked<\/a> a top former collegiate female swimmer who lost to dudes for not &ldquo;uplifting the trans community.&rdquo; Then you offer a half-hearted <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2025\/06\/11\/simone-biles-attack-on-riley-gaines-had-nothing-to-do-with-empathy\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">apology<\/a> and step away from the fight because you&rsquo;re kind of <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2021\/07\/27\/sorry-simone-biles-the-olympics-isnt-about-you-its-about-winning-for-america\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">good at quitting<\/a>, too.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>8. You&rsquo;re a sham journalist who has written a tell-all book about perhaps the greatest cover-up in U.S. presidential history but you <a href=\"https:\/\/twitchy.com\/samj\/2025\/06\/12\/mollie-hemingway-calls-jake-tapper-out-for-refusing-n2414169\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">refuse<\/a> to tell all under oath to a congressional committee.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure>\n<p><span><\/p>\n<blockquote data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Very interesting. CNN activist <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jaketapper?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@jaketapper<\/a>  is refusing to testify under oath to the Senate Judiciary Committee next week about his money-making book&#8217;s claims regarding President Joe Biden&#8217;s senility.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mollie (@MZHemingway) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MZHemingway\/status\/1933194699377934634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 12, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span> <\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<p>9. You are the Pride Month Delegation to <a href=\"https:\/\/mynbc15.com\/news\/nation-world\/netanyahu-likens-gays-for-gaza-to-chickens-for-kfc-in-speech-to-congress-israeli-prime-minister-benjamin-netanyahu-israel-palestine-gaza-washington-dc-anti-israel-protesters\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Gaza<\/a>, featuring the LGBT Queer Choir.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>10. You are Joe Biden&rsquo;s former White House physician who has repeatedly declared the former president <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2023\/02\/16\/1150482731\/biden-physical-president\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">&ldquo;fit for duty.&rdquo;<\/a> You also apparently went to the <a href=\"https:\/\/simpsons.fandom.com\/wiki\/Nick_Riviera\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Dr. Nick Riviera School of Medicine<\/a>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>11. You said, &ldquo;I do,&rdquo; to Maxine Waters.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>12. You run a <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/trump-budget-cuts-npr-pbs-global-health-2844a884091dce5255a3f4ad70f3a1c6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">taxpayer-subsidized corporation<\/a> funding leftist public TV and radio networks that openly despise conservative Americans and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/doj-nominee-worked-with-hunter-biden-at-law-firm-tied-to-ukrainian-energy-giant\/\" title=\"DOJ Nominee Worked with Hunter Biden at Law Firm Tied To Ukrainian Energy Giant\">provide public relations<\/a> for the Democratic Party. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>13. You agree to run <a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/opinion\/campaign\/5322537-kamala-harris-political-strategy-2028\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Kamala Harris&rsquo; 2028 presidential campaign<\/a>, and pick up her wine tab.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>      Matt Kittle is a senior elections correspondent for The Federalist. An award-winning investigative reporter and 30-year veteran of print, broadcast, and online journalism, Kittle previously served as the executive director of Empower Wisconsin.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling unlucky? 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