{"id":2379749,"date":"2024-12-13T10:19:59","date_gmt":"2024-12-13T15:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/watch-scientology-god-xenu-takes-day-off-as-false-churchs-parade-float-eats-pavement\/"},"modified":"2024-12-13T10:21:28","modified_gmt":"2024-12-13T15:21:28","slug":"watch-scientology-god-xenu-takes-day-off-as-false-churchs-parade-float-eats-pavement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/watch-scientology-god-xenu-takes-day-off-as-false-churchs-parade-float-eats-pavement\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Scientology &#8216;God&#8217; Xenu Takes Day Off as False Church&#8217;s Parade Float Eats Pavement"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">28<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwatch-scientology-god-xenu-takes-day-off-as-false-churchs-parade-float-eats-pavement%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2379749&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The article discusses the Church \u200dof Scientology&#8217;s involvement in the Hollywood Christmas Parade,highlighting\u200b an incident \u2064where thier float,representing the\u2063 organization&#8217;s founder L. Ron Hubbard, collapsed during the \u200cevent. This \u2062float,\u2062 which is meant to symbolize Hubbard&#8217;s &#8220;Winter Wonderland&#8221; tradition started in 1983, faced challenges from protesters\u200b vocally \u200blabeling Scientology a cult as it paraded \u2064thru\u200d the streets. The\u200b float&#8217;s failure seemed emblematic, as it deflated \u200cand\u2062 fell over \u2063multiple times, prompting mockery and critique regarding the \u200bplanning and execution of the \u2062event. The piece\u2063 also references the bizarre tenets of Scientology, particularly its belief in extraterrestrial \u2063origins and figures such as Xenu, adding a layer of \u2062irony to the float&#8217;s mishap. \u200bThe\u2062 author suggests\u2062 that the incident reflects poorly \u2063on the Church and its \u2062beliefs,likening it to missed\u200c opportunities in effectively conveying\u200d their message during such public displays.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><?xml encoding=\"utf-8\" ?><\/p>\n<section> \t\t\t\t<script>console.log(\"ad slot (AC1)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC1)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC2)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC3)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (IC4)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (REP_0)\")<\/script><script>console.log(\"ad slot (REP_1)\")<\/script><\/p>\n<p>Seventy-five <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/300-million-year-old-godzilla-shark-species-given-official-name-by-scientists\/\" title=\"300 Million-Year-Old \u2018Godzilla Shark\u2019 Species Given Official Name By Scientists\">million years ago<\/a>, the Church of Scientology teaches, a galactic overlord named Xenu &mdash; dictator of an untold number of planets &mdash; flew his people to earth on board spaceships that looked exactly like DC-8 jets.<\/p>\n<p>No word on how the great galactic overlord so <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cs.cmu.edu\/~dst\/Library\/Shelf\/la90\/la90-1b.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">presciently predicted<\/a> what the first jet airliner from the Douglas Aircraft Company would look like &mdash; or did they copy it from&nbsp;<em>him?<\/em> &mdash; but, no matter.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, in an ensuing kerfuffle, Xenu was imprisoned by the beings. But, in doing so, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3YuVZYV\">evil spirits named thetans<\/a> were released and now occupy our bodies, or something. I can&rsquo;t really do the whole piffle by explaining it in adumbrated form &mdash; and, in fairness, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.westernjournal.com\/potential-biden-vp-pick-praised-cult-accused-kidnapping-worshiping-aliens\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">L. Ron Hubbard<\/a> wasn&rsquo;t much better at explaining it, either.<\/p>\n<p>However, either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.westernjournal.com\/scientology-leader-nowhere-found-prosecutors-list-defendant-heinous-child-trafficking-case\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Xenu<\/a> was taking the day off or is still kind of ticked off about being imprisoned by the beings he brought to earth &mdash; because the organization that believes they were brought here aboard DC-8s that could travel intergalactically 75 million years before the actual DC-8 flew couldn&rsquo;t keep a parade balloon afloat in the Hollywood Christmas Parade in Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p>According to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scientologynews.org\/press-releases\/the-holidays-have-arrived-in-hollywood-with-a-giant-trees-arrival-at-l.-ron.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Scientology Newsroom<\/a>, the Hollywood Christmas Parade was to be the annual kickoff of the Church of Scientology&rsquo;s &ldquo;Winter Wonderland&rdquo; display, &ldquo;designed to replicate the ambiance of an old-fashioned Hollywood set.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p> <script type=\"text\/javascript\"> \t\t\tif ( getCookie( \"ff_subbed\" ) ) { \t\t\t\tdocument.getElementById(\"stnvideo\").remove() \t\t\t} \t\t<\/script> <\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;L. Ron Hubbard began the tradition in 1983 when he first presented the gift of a tree and Winter Wonderland, surrounded by a forest of evergreens, to the Hollywood community,&rdquo; the article notes.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The annual tradition has continued ever since and has provided joy to tens of thousands of children and their families. The Winter Wonderland banner carries Mr. Hubbard&rsquo;s timeless and universal message: &lsquo;On the day when we can fully trust each other, there will be peace on Earth.&rsquo;&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>And presumably, lots of DC-8s. Anyway, the winterland set was supposed to open on Dec. 1, which was &ldquo;the night of the Hollywood Christmas Parade, and will provide a unique photo opportunity for families through Christmas Day.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, it provided a &ldquo;unique photo opportunity,&rdquo; all right &mdash; although not one the church probably desired.<\/p>\n<p>Amid a series of protests along the streets as the balloon traveled its path, the fake church&rsquo;s inflatable idol ended up eating pavement thanks to deflation and\/or other issues.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The Hollywood Christmas Parade took an unexpected turn when the Scientology float collapsed along the route. Protesters trailing the float shouted, &lsquo;It&rsquo;s a cult,&rsquo; as the drama deflated. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QzcwWBzPvO\">pic.twitter.com\/QzcwWBzPvO<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Los Angeles Magazine (@LAmag) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LAmag\/status\/1865219214845296851?\">December 7, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>A longer video of the interaction shows that the balloon was initially upright and doing its job &mdash; whatever that might have been &mdash; while protesters walked alongside with signs saying that the religion was a cult and brainwashed children. Which, I mean, if you don&rsquo;t know that, you&rsquo;re either willfully blind and\/or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/movies\/movie-news\/tom-cruise-days-of-thunder-sequel-paramount-1236051723\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">negotiating a huge sum<\/a> to film a sequel to &ldquo;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.westernjournal.com\/watch-enraged-racer-joey-gase-launches-bumper-driver-car-crash-toyotacare-250\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Days of Thunder<\/a>&rdquo; at the moment.<\/p>\n<div class=\"firefly-embed\"> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Scientology protest at Hollywood Christmas Parade\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NEKVaUyJj_Y?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>So, that&rsquo;s how it started. And this is how it ended:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Scientology L. Ron Hubbard float collapsed on Sunset Blvd <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YCbiEcjJmY\">pic.twitter.com\/YCbiEcjJmY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Eric Levai (@ericlevai) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ericlevai\/status\/1863460199060893760?\">December 2, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And then there was this man, who mocked the spectacle mercelessly:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"tiktok-embed\" style=\"max-width: 605px; min-width: 325px;\" cite=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@scientology_audit\/video\/7443959923559468319\" data-video-id=\"7443959923559468319\">\n<section><a title=\"@scientology_audit\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@scientology_audit?refer=embed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@scientology_audit<\/a>Helping out with the L Ron Hubbard float.<a title=\"&#9836; original sound - StreetsLA\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/music\/original-sound-7443959938340129567?refer=embed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#9836; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/trump-unites-with-jake-paul-to-tease-another-knockout-in-tiktok-video-washington-examiner\/\" title=\"Trump unites with Jake Paul to tease \u2018another knockout\u2019 in TikTok video - Washington Examiner\">original sound &#038;ndash<\/a>; StreetsLA<\/a><\/section>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Fitting. Now, to be fair, some defended it, saying that the balloon carriers &ldquo;brought it down to go under the street lights,&rdquo; while the original reporter said it fell over several times on the parade route.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It fell over several times<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Eric Levai (@ericlevai) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ericlevai\/status\/1863682645814808841?\">December 2, 2024<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Even if true, that&rsquo;s still not particularly exculpatory. What does it say about a slapdash religion put together out of sci-fi tropes that can be easily debunked when it doesn&rsquo;t even put enough thought into its float that it can fit under the streetlights along the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.westernjournal.com\/pro-palestinian-protesters-rush-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade-route-learn-humiliating-lesson-floats-refuse-stop\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">parade route<\/a>? That&rsquo;s sort of a bare minimum when it comes to planning &mdash; something the Church of Scientology didn&rsquo;t even take into account.<\/p>\n<p>Just like they can&rsquo;t explain how DC-8s flew through space 75 million years ago. Whichever way, the metaphor couldn&rsquo;t be more perfect if they tried. Remember how Elijah mocked the prophets of Baal and asked them if he had left them to go to the bathroom? 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It&#8217;s unclear how Xenu could have foreseen the design of the first Douglas Aircraft Company jet or if they modeled their aircraft after him. Following a chaotic event, Xenu was imprisoned by these beings, which inadvertently released malevolent spirits known as thetans that now inhabit our bodies. The explanation is convoluted and L. Ron Hubbard&#8217;s own descriptions were not much clearer.<\/p>\n<p>Currently, it seems that either Xenu is on break or still upset about his imprisonment because the organization that believes in this narrative struggled to keep a parade balloon afloat during the Hollywood Christmas Parade in Los Angeles. The Scientology Newsroom stated that this parade was meant to launch their &#8220;Winter Wonderland&#8221; display intended to evoke an old-fashioned Hollywood atmosphere.<\/p>\n<p>The article mentions that L. Ron Hubbard initiated this tradition in 1983 by gifting a tree and Winter Wonderland experience to Hollywood&#8217;s community\u2014a tradition claimed to have brought joy to many families over the years with its message promoting trust and peace on Earth.<\/p>\n<p>However, during this year&#8217;s event on December 1st\u2014coinciding with the parade\u2014the float featuring Scientology\u2019s inflatable idol collapsed amidst protests from demonstrators labeling it as a cult. Videos showed initial success for the balloon before it ultimately deflated along Sunset Boulevard while protesters shouted criticisms.<\/p>\n<p>Some defended those carrying the float by claiming they lowered it for street lights; however, reports indicated multiple collapses along its route\u2014raising questions about planning and execution from an organization built on dubious sci-fi concepts unable even to manage basic logistics for their float.<\/p>\n<p>In essence, it&#8217;s reminiscent of biblical tales where prophets faced mockery; similarly here in Hollywood, one might say Xenu experienced his own moment of ridicule<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2379750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.westernjournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/lol-20.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[46735,10248,32870,12675,46734],"class_list":["post-2379749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-parade-float","tag-religion","tag-satire","tag-scientology","tag-xenu"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/www.westernjournal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/lol-20.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2379749"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2379753,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379749\/revisions\/2379753"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2379750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2379749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2379749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2379749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}