{"id":2365965,"date":"2024-11-08T07:10:01","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T12:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/laughter-is-the-best-way-to-respond-to-2024s-election-results\/"},"modified":"2024-11-08T07:11:49","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T12:11:49","slug":"laughter-is-the-best-way-to-respond-to-2024s-election-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/laughter-is-the-best-way-to-respond-to-2024s-election-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Laughter Is The Best Way To Respond To 2024&#8217;s Election Results\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">22<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Flaughter-is-the-best-way-to-respond-to-2024s-election-results%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2365965&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The passage expresses a vindictive sentiment from a conservative perspective \u2064following a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/dems-crushing-democracy-by-cutting-out-political-competition\/\" title=\"Dems Crushing Democracy By Cutting Out Political Competition\">significant political victory<\/a>, \u200dimplying \u2064that \u200bconservatives should be gracious in their \u2062triumph over the Democrats. The author likens the Democrats&#8217; current state to a humiliating experience from their childhood, illustrating the perceived panic and \u200bdespair of Democratic figures following Trump&#8217;s electoral success. While initially advocating\u2064 for a dignified reaction, the author\u2064 ultimately succumbs to a mocking tone, arguing that those on the left deserve ridicule for various political and social policies they support, which the author perceives as harmful to society and national security. The piece reflects strong partisan feelings, emphasizing the author&#8217;s disdain for Democratic leaders\u200b and\u2062 their policies while contrasting them with their own triumph.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>At times like this, it&rsquo;s tempting to gloat, but conservatives must be gracious winners. We must be courteous to our defeated opponents even though they would not have shown us the same respect had Kamala Harris won.&nbsp;We must resist the temptation to revel in their misery. <\/p>\n<p>With cordiality and sophistication in mind, I&rsquo;ll use the most dignified analogy I can think of in describing what Democrats are going through at this very moment. When I was in fifth grade, some kid pooped himself while doing pull-ups in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/watch-colbert-suggests-fox-reporter-get-slapped-for-asking-biden-about-chemical-weapons\/\" title=\"WATCH: Colbert Suggests Fox Reporter Get Slapped For Asking Biden About Chemical Weapons\">gym class<\/a>. He was mortified. I&rsquo;ll never forget the look on his face. For more than 30 years after that moment, I never witnessed that level of humiliation again &mdash; but then on Nov. 5, 2024, something happened.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After surviving two assassination attempts and a barrage of propaganda and hoaxes from the Democrat Party, what President Donald Trump did to Democrats on Election Day was the equivalent of slipping them a laxative an hour before a hot yoga class.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As the night unfolded and it became clear that Trump would be the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/trump-tees-up-a-golfball-says-hell-be-47th-president-of-the-united-states\/\" title=\"Trump Tees Up A Golfball, Says He\u2019ll Be \u201947th\u2019 President Of The United States\">47th president<\/a>, smug grins gave way to denial, and then to hysteria. Like that poor bastard hanging from the pull-up bar with excrement running down his legs, talking heads on MSNBC and CNN began sweating bullets as panic set in, silently chanting to themselves &ldquo;<em>No&hellip;no! This can&rsquo;t be happening<\/em>!&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, but it is happening.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I feel a sudden change of heart coming on. Maybe it&rsquo;s because my wife and I have a toddler, but as I continue to write, it&rsquo;s becoming difficult to restrain my inner child. Instead of staying above the fray with my high-minded excretory analogy &mdash; just this once &mdash; I must give into temptation and feast at the trough of puerile slop with the other hogs.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/k8FdBxfDJP8?si=d34JVDd1HEAwj3zp&amp;t=186\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">HAHAHAHA!<\/a>&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>On second thought, nobody should feel sorry for the wretched degenerates who trafficked in the most poisonous political <a href=\"https:\/\/americandebunk.com\/2024\/06\/29\/the-fine-people-hoax\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">lies<\/a> of our lifetime, including the regime media, Joe Biden, Barack and Michelle Obama, Liz Cheney, Tim &ldquo;Jazz Hands&rdquo; Walz, and the cackling <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/10\/11\/kamala-harris-is-too-stupid-to-be-president\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">dope<\/a> at the top of their ticket: Kamala &ldquo;I&rsquo;m Speaking&rdquo; Harris. They deserve our scorn.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It is perfectly acceptable to point and laugh at these people. In fact, I insist you do. They are tyrannical, destructive, self-righteous, compulsive liars who deserve mockery after their demoralizing defeat. Their zealotry puts our civilization at risk. Their open borders caused the brutal murder of <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/07\/03\/after-sexual-assault-and-murder-of-12-year-old-girl-nyt-reporter-blames-republicans-for-noticing-the-alleged-killers-are-illegals\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">children<\/a> and many others while compromising our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/news\/8-suspected-isis-linked-terrorists-arrested-in-3-u-s-cities-after-illegally-crossing-border?fbclid=IwY2xjawFOu_BleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHT7oBD9nTu7RItwprvNrnf0COf633hjKZIqHWZOfg1prS-thL1QfWuG7Bw_aem_9x4Tw_wiqmupsPhZPlDIEw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">national security<\/a>. Their ghoulish transgender <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/10\/25\/pro-trans-doctors-hide-results-of-taxpayer-funded-study-because-it-shows-transitioning-kids-is-harmful\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ideology<\/a> sexually mutilates and sterilizes children and adults. Their <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/09\/27\/americas-military-cant-endure-another-four-years-of-democrat-rule\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">degradation<\/a> of our military emboldens autocrats and terrorists the world over. They siphoned money from our coffers to defend the borders of <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/04\/25\/washington-is-already-setting-the-stage-for-more-and-more-ukraine-war-funding\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">other nations<\/a> while ours remained wide open.<\/p>\n<p>They <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/shawnryan762\/reel\/C_5-UAAPsyZ\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">funded<\/a> the <a href=\"https:\/\/burchett.house.gov\/media\/burchett-opinions\/rep-tim-burchett-your-tax-dollars-are-going-taliban\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Taliban<\/a>. They <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2022\/02\/15\/biden-admin-hiding-ghost-flights-scattering-illegal-migrants-around-the-country\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">chauffeured migrants<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/09\/27\/biden-and-harris-fly-migrants-in-from-the-bougiest-places-on-earth-under-guise-of-humanitarianism\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">into the country<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/biden-admin-resumes-migrant-flight-program-additional-vetting-after-fraud-revelations\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">airliners<\/a> and upended the culture of entire towns by <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/10\/18\/influx-of-migrants-just-doubled-the-population-of-a-small-ohio-town\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">dumping<\/a> tens of thousands of foreigners into their laps. They propped up a cadaverous Joe Biden and <a href=\"https:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Politics\/trump-campaign-seizes-misleading-video-biden-g7-criticize\/story?id=111133423\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">lied<\/a> about his senility. They muzzled American children with useless masks and tried to <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/joe-biden-business-health-coronavirus-pandemic-executive-branch-18fb12993f05be13bf760946a6fb89be\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">force<\/a> us to inject an experimental substance into our bodies under threat of losing our jobs, all while they crowed about bodily autonomy. <\/p>\n<p>They called us <a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/biden-garbage-transcript-puerto-rico-trump-326e2f516a94a470a423011a946b6252\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">garbage<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.axios.com\/2024\/10\/28\/trumps-msg-rally-1939-msg-nazi-event\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Nazis<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/thehill.com\/opinion\/campaign\/4330735-trump-maga-and-the-insidious-underbelly-of-white-supremacy-in-america\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">white supremacists<\/a>. They called Trump a <a href=\"https:\/\/newrepublic.com\/post\/187818\/americans-just-elected-fascist-white-house\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">fascist<\/a>, Hitlerian dictator. Democrats&rsquo; incessant lying has contributed to a wave of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eviemagazine.com\/post\/over-50-percent-white-liberal-women-under-30-mental-health-condition\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">mental illness<\/a> among their own voters who remain trapped in the throes of a terrible delusion, high off media propaganda like Hunter Biden doing rails in a White House bathroom.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Because of all this and more, it is our duty to celebrate. We are the moral victors. President Trump&rsquo;s win has many implications, but above all, it means the legacy media have officially lost their grip on this nation. They are gatekeepers no more, and nobody should feel guilty about indulging in their defeat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>      B.L Hahn is a <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3YuVZYV\">freelance writer covering topics including culture<\/a>, politics, and economics. Follow him on X <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/realklopek?lang=ja\">@REALKLOPEK<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conservatives should be gracious winners and avoid gloating<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2192,"featured_media":2365967,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Donald-Trump-Speaking-with-Supporters.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[34059,23272,15477],"class_list":["post-2365965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-election-2024","tag-humor","tag-laughter"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Donald-Trump-Speaking-with-Supporters.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2192"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2365965"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2365969,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2365965\/revisions\/2365969"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2365967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2365965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2365965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2365965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}