{"id":2363825,"date":"2024-11-04T12:35:01","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T17:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/under-the-boot-of-bureaucrats-were-all-peanut-the-squirrel\/"},"modified":"2024-11-04T12:37:29","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T17:37:29","slug":"under-the-boot-of-bureaucrats-were-all-peanut-the-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/under-the-boot-of-bureaucrats-were-all-peanut-the-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Under The Boot Of Bureaucrats, We&#8217;re All Peanut The Squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">20<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Funder-the-boot-of-bureaucrats-were-all-peanut-the-squirrel%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2363825&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>In New\u2064 York, various issues are dominating the headlines, <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3YuVZYV\">including significant bureaucratic responses<\/a> to a couple who adopted an \u200c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/officials-peanut-the-rescue-squirrel-euthanized-because-someone-involved-with-the-raid-to-seize-it-was-bitten\/\" title=\"Officials: Peanut the Rescue Squirrel Euthanized Because Someone Involved with the Raid to Seize It Was Bitten\">orphaned squirrel<\/a> named Peanut and a raccoon named\u200b Fred. Amidst ongoing discussions about illegal immigration and \u200bdeclining quality of life perceptions among residents, Peanut and Fred came\u200d under scrutiny from authorities. \u2063State officials seized the \u2063animals, leading to their euthanization under controversial circumstances, allegedly to test for rabies. This action has sparked\u2062 considerable outrage from the public, directed\u200c at the New York Department \u2062of Environmental Conservation.<\/p>\n<p>Critics of the agency&#8217;s decision argue that this extreme\u200b measure reflects a broader concern regarding overreach by bureaucratic entities in personal matters, especially\u2063 involving wildlife. The harsh response to the couple&#8217;s efforts to care for these animals has been portrayed as\u200c indicative of an excessive regulatory environment, where even innocuous acts like caring for a squirrel can lead to severe consequences.\u2063 The situation serves \u200bas a rallying call for\u200c citizens to reconsider the role of government in private lives and encourage accountability in public agencies. The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/how-hollywood-destroyed-director-michael-cimino\/\" title=\"How Hollywood Destroyed Director Michael Cimino\">tragic fate<\/a> of Peanut and Fred has galvanized opinions about \u2062wildlife care\u200d regulations and bureaucratic governance in New York.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>There is a lot going on in New York. An influx of illegal immigrants is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/article\/nyc-migrant-crisis-explained.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">straining<\/a> the capital city. Only 30 percent of residents <a href=\"https:\/\/ny1.com\/nyc\/all-boroughs\/news\/2024\/03\/20\/survey-finds-new-york-city-residents-unhappy-with-quality-of-life\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">are happy<\/a> with the quality of life the Big Apple currently affords them. Donald Trump held a rally at Madison Square Garden, which for some reason reminded people that the venue previously hosted Adolf Hitler as well as some WNBA games. Finally, a man and his wife in a rural part of the state had the temerity to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/peanut_the_squirrel12\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">adopt and raise an orphaned squirrel<\/a>.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, that last one is what really got the bureaucrats fired up, going to judges and agency heads to warn that the state is headed toward a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=q0POXW4V1_k\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">disaster of biblical proportions<\/a>. As such, they did what responsible bureaucrats do, namely <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2024\/11\/01\/peanut-the-squirrel-seized-killed-new-york-owner-rips-state\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">raiding the home<\/a> of Mark and Daniela Longo, seizing Peanut the squirrel, as well as Fred the raccoon, and then murdering the adorable critters.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>While the response to this insanely ridiculous sequence of events has been swift and brutal toward the New York Department of Environmental Conservation, the outrage will not bring back little Peanut or medium-sized Fred. Their flames have forever been extinguished. In a just world, the perpetrators of this offense would lose their livelihoods and reputations before being sent to live in the wilderness with nothing but the hope that the woodland creatures would take them in and care for them. Alas, they&rsquo;re union members, so at most they&rsquo;ll get a short paid leave from work.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Instead then, let Peanut and Fred&rsquo;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/detroit-synagogue-president-samantha-woll-found-stabbed-to-death-outside-her-home\/\" title=\"Samantha Woll, Detroit synagogue president, fatally stabbed at her residence.\">tragic demise serve<\/a> as a wakeup call to all sensible citizens of the United States, as a rallying cry to rein in the wild creatures running too many of our public agencies. Kids get shaken down for <a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/2019\/05\/01\/n-y-food-police-shut-down-a-7-year-olds-lemonade-stand-this-bill-makes-sure-they-cant-do-it-again\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">trying to sell lemonade<\/a>. Parents face arrest for letting their kids <a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/2023\/01\/30\/dunkin-donuts-parents-arrested-kids-cops-freedom\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">walk to get a donut<\/a>. I can&rsquo;t <a href=\"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2024\/10\/11\/bird-watching-is-not-a-hobby-for-olds-its-a-sport-for-men\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">shoot squirrels<\/a> on my own property.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At this point, you may be asking why I would care about Peanut given that I have previously warred against his varmint relatives. Well, allow me to explain. Growing up, my little sister was something of a Doctor Dolittle. There were our dogs, the neighborhood dogs and cats, the ducks she got for Christmas, and the rabbits she spent some time breeding. She once found a woodpecker chick that had fallen from the nest and successfully fledged him.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She also successfully tamed the squirrels in our yard such that they would come down from the oak trees to eat from our hands, sometimes even crawling into our laps. Technically she only somewhat tamed them. If you spooked one while feeding it, he would wildly attack you with his tiny paws of fury. In other words, Peanut the Squirrel these were not, though their semi-domestication would also prove to be their downfall.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Our home was not raided by the authorities. We were spared that injustice, unlike the Longos. What ended the great squirrel-taming experiment were our dogs. Once the squirrels became docile about larger mammals getting close to them, they became easy pickings, and our dogs, as dogs are wont to do, dispatched with them. It was a tragedy, especially as my father is no <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=iphaqY9sV9w\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">George Costanza<\/a> when it comes to injured wildlife.<\/p>\n<p>Much like with Peanut, there is a difference between a beloved pet and the never-ending supply of interchangeable yard squirrels. There is also a difference between a man waging war in his backyard and having tyrannical nannies kicking down the door to wage a war he had no intention of starting.<\/p>\n<p>This is the future we must fight against, one in which the state cannot attend to its basic functions but has time to harass citizens for opening their homes to woodland creatures. At this moment, we are all Peanut the Squirrel, facing a government that has forgotten who the boss is. But that doesn&rsquo;t mean we can&rsquo;t stand tall, grab ahold of our acorns, and say, &ldquo;<em>Sic semper tyrannis<\/em>.&rdquo;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>      Richard Cromwell is a writer and senior contributor at The Federalist. He lives in Northwest Arkansas with his wife, three daughters, and two crazy dogs. Co-host of the podcast <a href=\"http:\/\/coffeeandcochon.com\/%E2%80%9C\">Coffee &amp; Cochon<\/a>, you can find him on <a href=\"\/\/www.facebook.com\/jrichardcromwell%E2%80%9C\">Facebook<\/a>  and <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rcromwell4\">Twitter<\/a>, though you should probably avoid using social media.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York faces challenges, including illegal immigration and low resident satisfaction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":701,"featured_media":2363827,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Screenshot-2024-11-03-at-2.14.52%E2%80%AFPM-1024x766.png","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[546],"tags":[15016,5894,32870,36971],"class_list":["post-2363825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-federalist","tag-bureaucracy","tag-politics","tag-satire","tag-social-commentary"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/thefederalist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/Screenshot-2024-11-03-at-2.14.52%E2%80%AFPM-1024x766.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/701"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2363825"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2363830,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2363825\/revisions\/2363830"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2363827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2363825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2363825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2363825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}