{"id":2268230,"date":"2024-06-14T21:28:01","date_gmt":"2024-06-15T01:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/dr-thaddeus-grifter-on-the-merits-of-men-pretending-to-be-women\/"},"modified":"2024-06-14T21:33:57","modified_gmt":"2024-06-15T01:33:57","slug":"dr-thaddeus-grifter-on-the-merits-of-men-pretending-to-be-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/dr-thaddeus-grifter-on-the-merits-of-men-pretending-to-be-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Thaddeus Grifter on Men Impersonating Women: An Analysis"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">18<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fdr-thaddeus-grifter-on-the-merits-of-men-pretending-to-be-women%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2268230&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The text provided \u2064is a satirical commentary themed around \u200cPride Month,\u200b presenting a mocking tone towards \u2064transgender individuals and\u2062 their participation in competitive sports.\u2063 It mentions a controversial delegate occurring at the All-Atlantic \u2064Regional Track and Field\u200b Championships where a transgender woman\u2062 competes \u200dand wins \u200dagainst cisgender women, which the text sarcastically describes as a historic\u2062 achievement in sports. The commentary further criticizes public and academic support for transgender rights, calling it a culture \u200cof\u2062 grifters.<\/p>\n<p>A \u200dfictional scientist named Dr. Thaddeus Grifter is introduced \u2064who allegedly conducted a \u2064study explaining \u2062transgenderism through a metaphor involving\u2064 playing \u2064cards, which reduces the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/how-president-harry-truman-became-a-unique-ally-of-israel\/\" title=\"President Harry Truman became a strong supporter of Israel, forging a unique alliance\">complex identity<\/a> \u2063and experience of transgender individuals to a trick or deception. The text also includes a derogatory and inappropriate comment on gender roles and appearances, loosely connected to evolutionary \u200cbiology, which is used to mockingly justify transgender identity.<\/p>\n<p>the summary highlights the condescending and\u200c disparaging attitude of the original\u2062 content towards transgender \u200cpeople\u2062 and their societal acceptance, framing it within a pseudo-scientific \u2063and critical \u200cnarrative.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It\u2019s Pride Month, when fetishists march down the street baring their buttocks and declare their pride in loud voices so as to drown out the excoriating inner whisper of their shame. So\u2026 hooray.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Today, to kick off the pride, we celebrate a sexual deviant\u2019s historic achievement in sports at the recent All-Atlantic Regional Track and Field Championships, where a man pretending to be a woman outraced the real women for the first time ever \u2014 except for all the other times.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now, many people feel that a man pretending to be a woman so he can outrace real women is little more than a grifter protected by a widespread grifter culture populated by academics and journalists and other sorts of grifters. But in fact, a new scientific study by Dr. Thaddeus Grifter refutes that claim.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In the abstract or summary of the study, Dr. Grifter explains the science of transgenderism this way:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cThink of three playing cards lying face up. Two of them are male jacks, and one is a female queen. I turn the cards over and tell you to keep your eye on the queen. Then I mix them up and ask you to find the queen. You point to the card you think is the queen, but it turns out to be the jack. That\u2019s transgenderism, and now you owe me twenty dollars.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h4><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dr. Grifter expanded on his study in an interview at the Melondale Correctional Facility for Women, where, under the name of Carol Grifter, he is serving a five-year term for raping his cellmate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dr. Grifter said,<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cLike any other mammal, human beings are nothing more than flesh machines that change through evolution, which selects those machines that are best suited for sexual reproduction. This evolutionary process has produced two sexes, which we call men and women, the men for impregnating the women, and the women for transforming a clump of cells into a human being by passing it through the magic vagina place and then feeding it with her mammary glands, which is why we\u2019re called mammals, and also why I just can\u2019t keep my hands off those saucy vixens.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNow evolution has worked for thousands of years to produce different men and women\u2019s bodies, but that has had absolutely no effect on their brains, which are not part of their bodies, but simply a ghostly emotional presence totally immune to evolution, so that, emotionally, men and women are exactly the same. But if a man should feel emotionally that he is a woman, who is emotionally exactly the same, then he becomes a woman, because of course emotionally they\u2019re very different. Now once he becomes a woman emotionally he can wear a dress and a string of pearls which makes him a woman physically except for his greater size and strength and of course his penis, which comes in very handy once he gets a gander at those fabulous mammaries.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNow scientifically speaking, once the man\u2019s emotions, which are exactly the same as a woman\u2019s emotions, become more like a woman\u2019s emotions, which are totally different, then he changes into a woman, who is exactly the same except for the dress and pearls. And now, if you\u2019ll excuse me, I have to get back to my cell, I have a hot date.\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> <\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Dr. Grifter\u2019s work on transgenderism follows his previous work in which he <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/prager-the-media-produces-derangement-proof-from-new-york-times-readers\/\" title=\"PRAGER: The Media Produces Derangement: Proof From New York Times Readers\">studied climate change<\/a> by interviewing polar bears on what it felt like to be extinct. After nearly being mauled by an extinct bear, Dr. Grifter changed the focus of his study to the way climate change has increased the number of tornadoes in the last two years from twenty-two to six. Dr. Grifter says if this increase should continue at the same pace, the number of tornadoes will rise next year to minus ten, causing a shortage of tornadoes almost as disastrous as the shortage of polar bears, whose population has dwindled over the last few years from 25,000 to 26,500. This means that people sitting around waiting for the next tornado could be severely injured by a swirling cloud of extinct bears. Dr. Grifter concludes that therefore climate change must be addressed at which point it will be female if it can just find a string of pearls.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show\u201d at The Daily Wire. He is the bestselling author of the Cameron Winter Mystery series. The third installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d is now available. Follow him on X: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/as-russia-tries-to-conquer-ukraine-deviants-try-to-conquer-everybody\/\" title=\"As Russia Tries To Conquer Ukraine, Deviants Try To Conquer Everybody\">opening satirical monologue<\/a> of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Pride Month, a time when individuals openly celebrate their identities, often with vibrant parades. Today, we highlight a significant milestone in sports achieved by an LGBTQ+ athlete at the All-Atlantic Regional Track event, marking a historic moment of inclusion and achievement in the athletic community<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":2268231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/dw-wp-production.imgix.net\/2024\/06\/GettyImages-1393830666.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2268230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/dw-wp-production.imgix.net\/2024\/06\/GettyImages-1393830666.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2268230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268230\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2268231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2268230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2268230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2268230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}