{"id":2266729,"date":"2024-06-13T09:34:01","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T13:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/judged-by-matt-walsh-ep-11-dog-bites-and-halloween-frights\/"},"modified":"2024-06-13T09:38:15","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T13:38:15","slug":"judged-by-matt-walsh-ep-11-dog-bites-and-halloween-frights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/judged-by-matt-walsh-ep-11-dog-bites-and-halloween-frights\/","title":{"rendered":"JUDGED By Matt Walsh\u2019 Ep. 11: Canine Chaos and Spooky Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">22<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fjudged-by-matt-walsh-ep-11-dog-bites-and-halloween-frights%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2266729&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/pharmacist-group-warns-drug-shortages-are-hitting-levels-never-previously-recorded\/\" title=\"Pharmacist Association Reports Unprecedented Drug Shortages\">summary revolves<\/a> around the quirky and humorous TV show &#8220;JUDGED\u2064 by Matt Walsh,&#8221; where the\u200d final\u2062 episodes of the season feature\u2063 unusual legal disputes. In one \u2064episode, Judge Walsh handles two distinct \u200ccases. The first\u200d involves Griff Akins, a Halloween enthusiast who sues his &#8220;husband-in-law&#8221; Jamie Carfi for\u200c accidentally breaking a\u200d cherished Tesla \u2064ball \u200bduring\u200c a rainstorm. Despite Carfi replacing the ball, Akins\u200d claims the replacement\u200d doesn\u2019t match the original\u2019s quality, demanding \u2062$200 for the sentimental and monetary value. The episode adds a touch of humor with Carfi&#8217;s baldness being pointed out during\u2064 a \u2062debate about \u200cthe functionality of\u200b the \u2064Tesla ball.<\/p>\n<p>The second case tackles a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/bidens-dog-bites-another-white-house-employee\/\" title=\"Biden\u2019s dog bites another White House employee\">dog bite<\/a> incident involving plaintiff Jessica Stratman, who \u2064sues\u2063 her friend after \u2064being bitten at a party. Stratman contends she \u2064was trying \u200dto be friendly \u200dwith the dog to show she wasn\u2019t a\u200c threat, a technique she describes as &#8220;subliminal messaging&#8221; to communicate\u2063 with the\u2063 animal. \u2064However, Stratman&#8217;s claim takes\u200d a comedic turn\u2062 when Judge Walsh questions whether her injury is \u200ba\u200c dog bite or just a papercut, and Stratman&#8217;s concern about uneven \u2062tanning\u200b from wearing a\u2063 bandage adds\u200d to the light-hearted tone. Each case combines real legal\u200c dilemmas\u2062 with witty commentary and humorous observations from \u2063Judge Walsh, providing entertainment \u2063while deliberating serious topics \u2062in an offbeat manner. The show \u2064culminates with\u2064 unexpected conclusions that showcase the unique charm \u200cof \u200b&#8221;JUDGED\u200b by Matt Walsh.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">It\u2019s been a whole season of crazy cases and fair judgments on \u201c<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/judged-by-matt-walsh\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">JUDGED by Matt Walsh<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The most <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/get-the-f-out-of-here-harrowing-stories-of-bidens-meanness-emerge-in-new-report\/\" title=\"New Report Reveals Disturbing Accounts of Biden's Cruelty\">esteemed judge<\/a> in America insisted on only accepting cases of national importance, which is how we all got to enjoy such matters as exploding lips, roadkill taxidermy, magic tricks, and even a miniature bailiff. This season has been quite a ride.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But nothing good can last and now it\u2019s time to enjoy the final two cases of the season. In <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/episode-11-dog-bites-halloween-frights\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">episode 11<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">, Judge Walsh listens and makes his ruling on a dog bite and a man who really, really loves Halloween decorations.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Up first, plaintiff Griff Akins opens by telling the judge he\u2019s \u201creally big into Halloween.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">He explained how he has a large display of animatronics that kids, including his own and children in the neighborhood, enjoy during the holiday. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSo you\u2019re trying to lure the kids in the neighborhood to your house?\u201d Walsh asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFor candy,\u201d Akins confirmed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cYou have just testified in a court of law that you\u2019re luring children to your house for candy,\u201d the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/trump-grants-26-pardons-and-3-commutations-includes-numerous-prominent-names\/\" title=\"Trump Grants 26 Pardons And 3 Commutations, Includes Numerous Prominent Names\">judge observed<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cFor trick or treating. For Halloween purposes only,\u201d the plaintiff insisted.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Next, he got to the heart of the case. Akins called the man he\u2019s suing his \u201chusband-in-law\u201d to describe their relationship, which is that the defendant is married to the plaintiff\u2019s ex-wife. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Akins said one day it started raining and they all began bringing the decorations into the garage. The defendant tripped and accidentally broke his Tesla ball (also sometimes called a plasma ball), a light-up interactive response lamp. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The plaintiff said he had acquired the decoration at Dave &#038; Busters several years prior after spending \u201chundreds\u201d on tickets to get it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNot exactly a financial whiz, are you?\u201d Judge Walsh observed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Then it\u2019s time for defendant Jamie Carfi to tell his side of the story. He began by confirming he knocked over the Tesla ball, but said it was not on purpose. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">After he broke the item, Carfi said he \u201capologized profusely\u201d and ordered a replacement, which he provided a receipt for. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Akins acknowledged that Carfi bought a replacement, but said it was cheap and lightweight compared to the original. He came to court to sue his ex-wife\u2019s husband for $200 to account for the sentimental plus monetary value of the original.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The plaintiff added that the new Tesla ball \u201cdoesn\u2019t make your hair stand up.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIt didn\u2019t make my hair stand up,\u201d Carfi, who is bald, replied, which caused the judge to react strongly.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cIs that a joke in my courtroom?\u201d he demanded while repeatedly banging the gavel. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Finally, it\u2019s time for the judge to deliver the verdict. \u201cI have deliberated over the facts of this case. I now hold the decision and the fate of your souls in my hand,\u201d Judge Walsh said. \u201cFirst of all. Griff, you have come here seeking $200, which I have the power to grant you. But even I cannot give you the thing you really need. Which is, sir, your dignity.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tune in to \u201cJUDGED\u201d <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/episode-11-dog-bites-halloween-frights\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Episode 11<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">  to discover the final conclusion, which includes a very exciting attempt for the plaintiff to show off his claw machine skills.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Next up, it was all about a dog bite and who\u2019s at fault. Plaintiff Jessica Stratman said she\u2019s suing her friend after being invited to a party at her house, where she was bitten by her dog.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Stratman said since they were close friends, she went into her friend\u2019s bedroom to console two dogs who were being kept there in crates. She said she allowed one of the dogs to sniff her finger, but then he bit her. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cSo you were just hoping that it would choose to smell the finger rather than bite it?\u201d the judge asked. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cI was hoping to lend a kind hand to show that I am not a threat,\u201d Stratman said. \u201cI only choose to approach if you let me approach you.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The plaintiff said she communicated her intentions to the dog via \u201csubliminal messaging.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">She also admitted to being bitten by a dog before. After discussing a few more details of what happened, Stratman offered to show Judge Walsh the scar on her finger from the bite. She approached the bench, and the judge got out a giant magnifying glass to view her scar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cNow are you sure that\u2019s a dog bite and not a papercut?\u201d the judge asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Stratman also discussed how she didn\u2019t want to put a glove and bandage on the cut because of \u201cuneven tanning.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The plaintiff said she was suing for $1,200 to account for lost wages after she was injured.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Next, it was time for defendant Jessica Woolf to state her case. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cMiss Woolf, I\u2019m hearing that you like to feed your friend\u2019s limbs to her dogs,\u201d Walsh said by way of greeting. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The defendant confirmed she was hosting a birthday party for her father with 100 people in attendance. She explained how the dogs were in crates in her room because they are both rescues and are \u201canxious\u201d around a crowd of people.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Woolf said the dog that bit the plaintiff had bitten other people before. She said the animal had been abused by a previous owner.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The defendant said Stratman kept the bite a \u201csecret\u201d at first, then after it came to light, she acted like everything was fine between them. Woolf said she wasn\u2019t aware her friend had to miss work until much later. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Woolf called it \u201cridiculous\u201d that her friend refused to wear a bandage and therefore missed the week of work.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">After hearing about another fight the girls had in school which involved Woolf taping a Pop Tart to the plaintiff\u2019s face while sitting next to a dumpster during \u201cNutrition\u201d at a public school in California, it was time to deliberate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u201cMiss Stratman, many of the cases that I hear in this courtroom require lengthy, torturous deliberations. I have to inspect every angle, consider every detail. But not this case. In fact, I didn\u2019t deliberate at all. I just went back and grabbed a quick snack. Or nutrition, as you call it. I guess I did not end up with any of it taped to my face,\u201d Judge Walsh said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tune in to Episode 11 to hear the <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/episode-11-dog-bites-halloween-frights\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">final verdict<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">, and catch up on all episodes streaming now on DailyWire+. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This season on &#8220;JUDGED by Matt Walsh,&#8221; America&#8217;s most esteemed judge tackled only nationally significant cases. 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