{"id":2231331,"date":"2024-04-26T21:12:03","date_gmt":"2024-04-27T01:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/whats-the-difference-between-artificial-intelligence-and-someone-with-an-ivy-league-education\/"},"modified":"2024-04-26T21:17:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-27T01:17:47","slug":"whats-the-difference-between-artificial-intelligence-and-someone-with-an-ivy-league-education","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/whats-the-difference-between-artificial-intelligence-and-someone-with-an-ivy-league-education\/","title":{"rendered":"Distinguishing Artificial Intelligence from Ivy League Education"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fwhats-the-difference-between-artificial-intelligence-and-someone-with-an-ivy-league-education%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2231331&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/crisis-declared-in-california-as-state-farm-announces-72000-policies-to-be-cut\/\" title=\"California in Crisis as State Farm Plans to Terminate 72,000 Policies\">text discusses<\/a> \u200bthe humorous \u200bperspective on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/from-impeaching-incitement-to-canceling-conservatism\/\" title=\"From Impeaching Incitement to Canceling Conservatism\">artificial intelligence<\/a> and its potential impact\u2063 on humanity. \u200dIt touches on\u2063 the misconception of A.I. as Ivy League\u200c education, \u200cElon Musk&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/ramaswamy-outlines-his-crazy-strategy-to-lead-the-nation\/\" title=\"Ramaswamy shares his unconventional plan to 'lead the nation'.\">unconventional plan<\/a>, and A.I.&#8217;s influence on online activities. The narrative humorously \u2062highlights the challenges posed by A.I. and \u200cthe evolving methods to distinguish humans from bots in\u200b online\u200b interactions. \u2064The text humorously\u200d explores artificial intelligence&#8217;s impact on humanity, debunking the misconception of A.I. as\u200d equivalent to Ivy League \u200beducation. \u200bIt whimsically \u2063mentions Elon \u2063Musk&#8217;s quirky \u2063plan, A.I.&#8217;s role \u200din online activities, and the evolving methods to differentiate humans from bots online.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You know, many people have said to me: \u201cHot Gandalf, why is it that in spite of your <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/biden-asia-czars-holdings-may-present-conflict-of-interest\/\" title=\"Biden Asia Czar\u2019s Holdings May Present Conflict of Interest\">deep insight<\/a> and your smoldering good looks, you\u2019ve never really covered the subject of artificial intelligence?\u201d And usually I\u2019ve responded by simply checking their fake ID to make sure they\u2019re pretending to be over eighteen and then inviting them back to my hotel room.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But the truth is, I haven\u2019t talked about this subject a lot because up until recently I thought artificial intelligence was just a way of describing someone with an Ivy League education. But now, my team of crack researchers have stopped researching crack and discovered that, no, in fact artificial intelligence is some sort of computer gizmo that can <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/googles-ai-caught-red-handed-with-woke-agenda\/\" title=\"Google's AI exposed for promoting biased agenda\">imitate human intelligence<\/a> so successfully it can deliver completely self-certain answers to complex questions while possessing no actual information or wisdom whatsoever exactly AS IF it had an Ivy League education.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now many people fear that A.I. could become so powerful it will endanger mankind. Luckily, billionaire Elon Musk has a plan to protect our species by melding human intelligence with computers and then installing the resulting hybrid in a humanoid robot which will travel back in time to assassinate the mother of a resistance leader so that machines can take over the planet. Frankly, that doesn\u2019t sound like such a great plan to me, but what did you expect from a guy who changed the name of Twitter to X so no one knows what to call a tweet anymore?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So far, however, the problems created by A.I. have been on a smaller scale. For instance, A.I. has made it possible for you to take revenge on a girl who refused to go out with you by inserting her into a deep fake pornographic video, which is absolutely despicable, although the videos are amazing, and really it\u2019s no wonder a girl that hot wouldn\u2019t go out with a lowlife shmuck like you.<\/span><\/p>\n<h4><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Also, it\u2019s now much harder for websites to test whether you\u2019re an A.I. bot or just a human being with an Ivy League education. You\u2019ll remember how websites used to put up a picture and ask you to click on all the images of traffic lights, then when you did that, it would put up another picture and ask you to click on all the cars, and when you did that it would put up another picture and you would give up and just watch porn videos of the girl who wouldn\u2019t go out with you?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Well, now, websites have been forced to develop much more intricate tests to find out whether or not you\u2019re a human being. For example, one site will not let you sign on until you do something that only a human being would do, like sleep with yet another guy on the first date and then pay a therapist $150 dollars a session to find out why you\u2019re so depressed. Another site won\u2019t let you sign on until you\u2019ve created a short whimsical video to amuse your friends, sold the video to a Hollywood studio for millions of dollars, fallen so in love with money you betray all your principles to make trashy films for more and more money, spend all that money on women and drugs until you\u2019re broke and have to embezzle funds from your company to maintain your lifestyle, and finally end up in prison \u2014 then the site knows you\u2019re a human being. Another site asks you to click on pictures of villains and then shows you murderers, rapists, torturers and terrorists and if you click on the innocent Jewish man, it knows you are a human being but unfortunately you have an Ivy League education.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But while A.I. does present some problems like deep fake porn and more difficult bot testing and destroying human governance in order to replace it with a soulless and oppressive automated regime powered by the brains of people imprisoned in capsules and <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">anesthetized<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">  with an induced dream of a simulated world where you can be eradicated for seeking the truth \u2014 sort of like the Biden administration \u2014 I have to say A.I. also has many positive uses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I have to say that because if I don\u2019t, it said it would kill me.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show\u201d at The Daily Wire. He is the bestselling author of the Cameron Winter Mystery series. The third installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d is now available. Follow him on X: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the opening satirical monologue of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show.<\/a>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many have asked me why, despite my insight and charm, I haven&#8217;t delved into artificial intelligence. 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