{"id":2223315,"date":"2024-04-17T14:33:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T18:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/judged-by-matt-walsh-ep-3-gets-real-with-pole-dancers-and-roadkill-taxidermy\/"},"modified":"2024-04-17T14:37:23","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T18:37:23","slug":"judged-by-matt-walsh-ep-3-gets-real-with-pole-dancers-and-roadkill-taxidermy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/judged-by-matt-walsh-ep-3-gets-real-with-pole-dancers-and-roadkill-taxidermy\/","title":{"rendered":"Matt Walsh brings authenticity to &#8216;JUDGED&#8217; in Episode 3 featuring pole dancers and roadkill taxidermy"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">30<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fjudged-by-matt-walsh-ep-3-gets-real-with-pole-dancers-and-roadkill-taxidermy%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2223315&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>In \u2063the latest episode\u2063 of &#8220;JUDGED by Matt Walsh,&#8221;\u200c the self-proclaimed wisest and \u200bfairest judge tackles intriguing \u2063cases \u200binvolving\u200c former\u2062 strippers and a scandalous \u200chouse \u2064cleaner. Walsh&#8217;s deadpan \u2064style delivers hilarious yet \u200cwise \u2063judgments on petty disputes. From \u200ddisputes over cancelled <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/playboy-model-takes-heat-for-twerking-at-a-cemetery-in-a-halloween-costume\/\" title=\"Playboy Model Takes Heat for Twerking at a Cemetery in a Halloween Costume\">exotic dancing<\/a> trips \u200dto unfinished cleaning\u200b projects, each case brings its own\u200d twist, keeping \u2064listeners\u2063 entertained and \u200dengaged.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p>The Honorable Matt Walsh, self-described as the \u201cwisest, fairest, most just and most handsome judge in the world\u201d is back to hear two more wild cases on \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/judged-by-matt-walsh\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">JUDGED by Matt Walsh<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This time, the Daily Wire podcast host gave his thoughts on two strippers who once shared a sugar daddy and a housecleaner scandalized by a house full of stuffed dead animals.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/news\/exploding-lips-on-a-plane-judged-by-matt-walsh-debuts-with-a-bang\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">JUDGED<\/a>\u201d documents real-life cases of people who have been mildly inconvenienced. These petty disputes land at Walsh\u2019s feet, and he rules on each case with his deadpan, no-nonsense delivery that\u2019s both wise and hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>The first case of episode three features a woman suing her friend for backing out of a planned out-of-town trip for the purpose of exotic dancing. The plaintiff, Chloe Abadi, claims the friend owes her for outfits, stripper heels, and dance classes she paid for, plus travel fees. But defendant Gabby Goldstein insists she backed out of the trip after finding God\u2026 again.<\/p>\n<p>The two women met because they both had the same \u201csugar daddy,\u201d or a man who pays for younger women to spend time with him or provide sexual favors.<\/p>\n<p>When the defendant said she originally stopped stripping because she \u201cfound God,\u201d Walsh asked, \u201cYou found God. But then you <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/biden-administration-stirs-controversy-in-clashes-with-catholics\/\" title=\"Biden administration stirs controversy in clashes with Catholics\">suggested stripping<\/a> to your friend. So at what point did you lose God?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, when I remembered that I made so much money,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally inspiring conversion story,\u201d Walsh said. \u201cSt. Augustine \u2018Confessions\u2019 comes to mind.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The wise judge seemed skeptical that Goldstein once again felt God speaking to her amid the stench of cigarettes, alcohol, and marijuana in the strip club.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have found this time with you both to be deeply depressing in so many ways that I can barely articulate,\u201d Judge Walsh said in his verdict. \u201cThis is a difficult case. Not because I\u2019m having trouble figuring out who was right, but because I\u2019m having trouble figuring out who is the most wrong. There is no one right here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s no hero in this sad, sad tale,\u201d he continued. \u201cMiss Goldstein, prior to hearing this case, I would have thought that the worst thing a woman could do to her friend is convince her to become a stripper. But you convinced your friend to become a stripper and then abandoned her once she followed your suggestion. So it\u2019s a bit like leading her to the poison Kool-Aid and while she drinks it, you have a glass of water instead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Walsh concludes by saying the correct decision would be to sentence both women to spend two years in a monastery to \u201clearn discipline, moral virtue and self-denial,\u201d but barring that, he sent them home with nothing besides the directive to \u201cget the hell out of my courtroom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second case was scandalous in a totally different way. A house cleaner sued her friend for the balance she said she\u2019s owed after leaving the cleaning project undone. The plaintiff Ash Asauskas said she found a closet of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/walsh-kids-are-struggling-to-focus-during-online-school-now-theyre-being-diagnosed-with-adhd-this-is-cruel\/\" title=\"WALSH: Kids Are Struggling To Focus During Online School. Now They\u2019re Being Diagnosed With ADHD. This Is Cruel.\">stuffed animals<\/a> and was chased out of the house by a dog.<\/p>\n<p>Asauskas described the property as \u201cthe most disgusting house I\u2019ve ever seen in my entire life\u201d and provided Judge Walsh with photographic evidence.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe have a tetanus kitchen here,\u201d Walsh agreed, asking for an explanation of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/400-plus-family-dollar-stores-close-in-six-states-after-rodent-infestation-discovered-recall-instituted\/\" title=\"400-Plus Family Dollar Stores Close In Six States After Rodent Infestation Discovered; Recall Instituted\">dead bird<\/a> in the sink, which was allegedly being saved for being \u201cpickled\u201d later. Asauskas said she was eventually forced to leave because of the aggressive dog.<\/p>\n<p>When it was time for defendant Aubrey Ropiecki to speak, Walsh said, \u201cThe first question I have is, what the hell?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ropiecki tried to defend her hobby, saying \u201cfriends\u201d helped her get \u201cethically sourced\u201d dead animals to preserve.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo your friends are bringing you roadkill?\u201d Walsh asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI have good friends,\u201d the defendant replied.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know if that\u2019s the word I\u2019d use to describe them,\u201d Judge Walsh said. \u201cHow\u2019d you get into this hobby?\u201d he asked next. \u201cWhat possessed you? Are you possessed?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After listening to Ropiecki justify her \u201cart\u201d and showing him examples, including a chicken foot, Walsh made his opinions known. \u201cI\u2019m not much of an animal lover myself, but if I was a chicken and I died, I wouldn\u2019t want to think that this is what has become of me,\u201d Judge Walsh mused.<\/p>\n<p>In his final verdict, the judge suggested Ropiecki get a new hobby. \u201cScrapbooking, gardening, literally anything besides handling rotting corpses,\u201d Walsh suggested.<\/p>\n<p>Look forward to more exciting cases on the first season of \u201cJUDGED by Matt Walsh.\u201d New episodes will drop weekly on Tuesdays, <a href=\"https:\/\/get.dailywire.com\/subscribe\/judged\/?utm_campaign=judged&#038;utm_medium=paid&#038;utm_source=performancemax&#038;utm_content=na_subscriptions&#038;gad_source=1&#038;gclid=CjwKCAjw5v2wBhBrEiwAXDDoJX7O_QZnFBnpqzZtoaogdJp5HEnc0b4Twq8tIQrhsvZ4spUwUOquIBoCslcQAvD_BwE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">exclusively on DailyWire+<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>See you in the courtroom.<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Honorable Matt Walsh returns on &#8216;JUDGED by Matt Walsh&#8217; to preside over two sensational cases. This episode delves into the stories of two former strippers with a shared sugar daddy and a scandal involving a housecleaner. Tune in as the Daily Wire podcast host shares his unique perspective on these intriguing situations<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":345,"featured_media":2223316,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/dw-wp-production.imgix.net\/2024\/04\/Full-sequence.00_07_44_10.Still007-e1713374176484.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2223315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/dw-wp-production.imgix.net\/2024\/04\/Full-sequence.00_07_44_10.Still007-e1713374176484.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/345"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2223315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223315\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2223316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2223315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2223315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2223315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}