{"id":2209471,"date":"2024-03-29T22:19:02","date_gmt":"2024-03-30T02:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/hanging-with-president-big-guy-and-his-national-intelligence-leaders\/"},"modified":"2024-03-29T22:19:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T02:19:34","slug":"hanging-with-president-big-guy-and-his-national-intelligence-leaders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/hanging-with-president-big-guy-and-his-national-intelligence-leaders\/","title":{"rendered":"Spending Time with President and National Intelligence Leaders"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">16<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fhanging-with-president-big-guy-and-his-national-intelligence-leaders%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2209471&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p>The article discusses The Daily Wire&#8217;s exclusive \u2062acquisition of a newsletter attributed\u200d to Joe Biden&#8217;s National \u2064Intelligence Director. It touches on Biden&#8217;s alleged ties\u200b to China and the\u2064 activities within the office involving Diversity, Equity, and\u2064 Inclusion initiatives. The narrative raises\u200c concerns regarding handling terrorist threats and the \u2062newsletter&#8217;s controversial guidelines. The article highlights \u200bThe Daily Wire&#8217;s acquisition of a newsletter linked to Joe Biden&#8217;s National\u2062 Intelligence Director, shedding light on\u2062 Biden&#8217;s purported connections to China. It delves into the office&#8217;s focus on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion efforts, addressing concerns about how terrorist threats are managed \u200band\u200c the contentious directives \u2063outlined in the newsletter.  <\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\">\n    <button onclick=\"showReadMore()\" id=\"readmorebtn\">Read more&#8230;<\/button>\n<\/p>\n<hr id=\"line\">\n<span id=\"more\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Daily Wire has exclusively obtained a newsletter from the office of Joe Biden\u2019s National intelligence director. Joe Biden, or as he\u2019s sometimes called \u201cThe Big Guy,\u201d is, of course, the rhododendron currently running the free world on behalf of the Chinese, which is only fair since they\u2019ve paid him a bundle in bribes. His Director of National Intelligence is Avril Haines, whose pronouns are \u201cwang tsi co mao soy fang fang chu\u201d and who served under CIA Director John Brennan, a communist, when the president was Barack Obama, an anti-American globalist. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But not to worry, during her confirmation hearing, DNI Fang Fang reassured congress there were only some areas where she wanted to co-operate with the Chinese, like in collecting The Big Guy\u2019s money and depositing it in one of his twenty shell companies so he has plausible deniability while he\u2019s handing our border to Mexican cartels, who kill Americans with fentanyl, then launder their profits with the Chinese mafia inside the U.S.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">According to The Daily Wire\u2019s crack investigative reporter Spencer Crack, DNI Fang Fang\u2019s office puts out a newsletter called The Dive \u2014 DIVE \u2014 which guides the FBI, CIA and NSA on matters of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion \u2014 DEI \u2014 so that our intelligence officers can better keep America free for the untraceable banking of Chinese bribes.<\/span><\/p>\n<h4><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1174-the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">According to DNI Fang Fang\u2019s newsletter, when American intelligence officers are reporting on terrorist threats, they should stop describing\u2026 I\u2019m not making this up \u2014 they should stop describing the terrorists with phrases that may be hurtful to Muslim-Americans.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now, the Daily Wire\u2019s crack reporter Crack has also obtained secret files that describe a real-life incident in which DNI\u2019s DEI DIVE helped CIA, FBI and NSA perform their duties.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Recently one of our top CIA Agents, Wong Fu Chi, received a warning that a young Iranian man was about to blow himself up on Wall Street while shouting \u201cAllahu Akbar!\u201d, thereby potentially damaging our banking system and preventing President Big Guy from collecting his money from China and secreting it in one of his twenty shell companies. Though it was the dead of night, Agent Wong quickly called DNI Fang Fang where she was sleeping at Congressman Eric Swalwell\u2019s house to report that The Big Guy\u2019s cash was facing a jihadist threat. DNI Fang Fang immediately dropped her riding crop, leapt out of bed and instructed Agent Wong that he should re-file his report after first removing the word \u201cjihadist\u201d which might offend some Muslim-Americans. Dutifully starting over, Agent Wong then said, \u201cA young man from a foreign nation that intends to destroy the world in order to hasten the arrival of the Twelfth Imam or, sorry, I should just say the Twelfth Non-denominational Clergyman named Mohammed al-Mahdi or maybe just Bob al-Mahdi or let\u2019s just call him Pastor Bob\u2026\u201d Unfortunately, at this point, Agent Wong\u2019s report was interrupted by a shout of \u201cAllahu Akbar!\u201d followed by a tremendous explosion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In another helpful edition of the DNI\u2019s DEI DIVE to FBI, CIA and NSA, the newsletter tells the touching story of an American intelligence officer who says \u2014 and as God is my witness this is a real quote from the DNI newsletter: \u201cI am an intelligence officer, and I am a man who likes to wear women\u2019s clothes sometimes. My gender identity and expression make me a better intelligence officer.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The officer goes on to explain that cross-dressing not only makes his intelligence work more incisive but also more becoming in a pink chiffon mini sundress with a naughty but nice sweetheart neckline that\u2019s simply perfect for reporting on young foreign-born males who want to hasten the coming of the twelfth non-denominational clergyman Pastor Bob\u2026\u00a0 But at this point, the article is interrupted by a shout of \u201cAllahu Akbar!\u201d followed by a tremendous explosion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So, as you can see, we can all rest easy at night knowing that Congressman Swalwell\u2019s mistress DNI Fang Fang has a cross-dressing Communist CIA Agent keeping watch to make sure no one uses offensive language while President Big Guy is being paid by China with the money they make laundering the profits Mexican gangsters collect for killing Americans.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">All that said, I\u2019ll now begin my satire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show\u201d at The Daily Wire. He is the bestselling author of the Cameron Winter Mystery series. The third installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d is now available. Follow him on X: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the opening satirical monologue of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1174-the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Daily Wire obtained a newsletter from Joe Biden&#8217;s National Intelligence Director. 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