{"id":2195224,"date":"2024-03-08T21:49:01","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T02:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/it-turns-out-the-far-left-and-the-far-right-really-have-a-lot-in-common\/"},"modified":"2024-03-08T21:49:01","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T02:49:01","slug":"it-turns-out-the-far-left-and-the-far-right-really-have-a-lot-in-common","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/it-turns-out-the-far-left-and-the-far-right-really-have-a-lot-in-common\/","title":{"rendered":"It Turns Out The Far-Left And The Far-Right Really Have A Lot In Common"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">28<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fit-turns-out-the-far-left-and-the-far-right-really-have-a-lot-in-common%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2195224&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You know, some people say that Americans are politically divided. And sure, that\u2019s true in some ways, like the fact that we\u2019re on the brink of civil war. But that doesn\u2019t mean we can\u2019t all get along. Because in fact, when it comes to the far-Left and the far-Right, they really have a lot in common.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now of course the far-Left and the far-Right are in different situations. The far-Left owns the presidency, the senate, the deep state, the news media, Hollywood, and academia or as they call themselves, \u201cthe resistance,\u201d so they\u2019re trying to figure out whether to destroy the country by polluting the minds of children with sexual deviance, or by printing so much worthless money it\u2019s cheaper to start World War III than to buy a loaf of bread.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The far-Right owns the comment section at InfoWars and some really cool Star Trek memorabilia, so they\u2019re trying to figure out how much Fortnite they can charge to their mother\u2019s credit card before she catches on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But once you get past these superficial differences, the two sides are so similar they really should be the best of friends. For instance, they both hate Jews. The far-Left hates Jews because Jews won\u2019t allow their race to be exterminated in order to put an end to genocide. Also, Jews have been oppressed by racism more than any other people yet they use education and intact families to thrive without government assistance which would be disastrous for the Left if blacks ever caught on.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The far-Right hates Jews because they have big noses and rub their hands together while chuckling in a sinister manner before unleashing their space lasers on Hollywood, plus they\u2019ve enlisted hundreds of eminent historians to perpetuate the myth of the Holocaust with photographs and documentation, whereas you only have to read one article by a hate-filled lunatic to realize the whole thing was faked. And once you see it, you can\u2019t unsee it, because you\u2019ve only read one article.<\/span><\/p>\n<h4><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1171-fantasy-land-is-burning\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The far-Left and the far-Right both hate marriage. The far-Left hates marriage because it leads to happy independent families who don\u2019t need the government to build well-run lives that uplift the financial and moral standards of everyone around them thus foiling the Left\u2019s brilliant plans to build a state-run paradise of perversion, crime and despair.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The far-Right hates marriage because it\u2019s for simps who get lured into becoming simp husbands and simp fathers by conniving women with their sneakily alluring bodies who then suddenly divorce the simps just because they caught them having computer sex with a 13-year-old Korean prostitute who was actually a 45-year-old fat man manipulating a deep fake video, and then the divorce laws destroy the simp man\u2019s life because we\u2019re living in a matriarchy, which is also a 45-year-old fat man manipulating an AI video, so if simps avoid marriage they can become alpha men, or lonely schmucks.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The far-Left and the far-Right both hate democracy. The far-Left hates democracy because at any moment some guy who doesn\u2019t even live in New York City can express any opinion he wants and then vote for someone who\u2019ll destroy democracy, which Left-wingers love as long as it\u2019s not the democracy with voting in it because Left-wingers hate that democracy which threatens to destroy their democracy which is the one where everyone who disagrees with them goes to jail.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The far-Right hates democracy because they want a powerful strong man to put all the Communists and homosexuals in prison while Zionist NGOs cry boo hoo hoo just because a few rights have been violated because the Zionist NGOs are also simps who don\u2019t like powerful strong men with their bulging muscles and sweaty smell which the far-Right loves because they\u2019re alpha men and there\u2019s nothing alpha men love more than being dominated by powerful sweaty strong men who hate homosexuals.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And more than Jews, marriage and democracy, the far-Left and the far-Right hate each other. Because whenever they look at each other it\u2019s like looking in a mirror. And looking in the mirror is what the far-Left and the far-Right hate more than anything else.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201cThe Andrew Klavan Show\u201d at The Daily Wire. He is the bestselling author of the Cameron Winter Mystery series. The third installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d is now available. Follow him on X: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the opening satirical monologue of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1171-fantasy-land-is-burning\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, some people say that Americans are politically divided. And sure, that\u2019s true in some ways, like the fact that we\u2019re on the brink of civil war. But that doesn\u2019t mean we can\u2019t all get along. 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