{"id":2119972,"date":"2023-12-08T15:40:01","date_gmt":"2023-12-08T20:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/letters-to-the-editor-fat-terrorists-unruly-interns-and-more\/"},"modified":"2023-12-08T15:44:06","modified_gmt":"2023-12-08T20:44:06","slug":"letters-to-the-editor-fat-terrorists-unruly-interns-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/letters-to-the-editor-fat-terrorists-unruly-interns-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Editorial: Obesity and Terrorism, Misbehaving Interns, and Beyond!"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">16<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fletters-to-the-editor-fat-terrorists-unruly-interns-and-more%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2119972&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><blockquote>\n<h2>Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle disgorges his mailsack<\/h2>\n<figure><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>\n<h3>Dear readers,<\/h3>\n<p>You are doubtlessly aware that I recently <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/satire\/why-im-resigning-as-poetry-editor-of-the-washington-free-beacon\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">resigned<\/a> as poetry editor of the <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em>. Alas, my\u2062 attorneys\u2063 have informed me that I remain contractually obligated to fulfill my duties as public editor and ombudsman of this execrable news blog.<\/p>\n<p>These duties include the periodic disgorgement of Diddle&#8217;s \u200bMailsack\u2122 in order to read and respond to\u2062 your\u2062 questions and concerns. \u2064Most of\u200b your letters were \u200bunfit for publication, but I managed to find a handful deserving of my consideration.\u2064 Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>Faithfully yours,<\/p>\n<p>Biff Diddle<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>To the editor:<\/h3>\n<p>So I was waiting on line at a Publix liquor\u2063 store the other day, scrolling aimlessly on my phone, when I came across \u200ca photo of some Hamas terrorists flying on a private jet following their <a href=\"https:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/libya-said-to-free-four-hamas-members-held-since-2016\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">release<\/a> from prison in Libya. (See attached.)<\/p>\n<p>For obvious \u2063reasons, \u200cI did what the \u200dkids might call an &#8220;LOL,&#8221; \u2064and decided to share my joy with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/nearly-naked-prostitutes-roam-the-streets-of-san-diego\/\" title=\"Scantily Clad Escorts Wander San Diego's Streets\">young lady standing<\/a> behind me. I turned around, held out my phone, and said,\u2064 &#8220;Look at this fat f\u2014k. His FUPA is even bigger than my wife&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alas, I \u2064immediately regretted the decision. This young woman\u2014marginally attractive, at best\u2014rolled her eyes and scoffed as if I had just insulted her own mother. &#8220;OK Boomer,&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Like, don&#8217;t fat shame? It&#8217;s giving sus, pluh.&#8221; I&#8217;m not \u200bentirely sure what \u200dshe\u2062 meant, exactly, but I understood the &#8220;don&#8217;t fat shame&#8221; part. I explained that the disgusting fatso in question was \u200da terrorist psychopath who didn&#8217;t deserve any sympathy whatsoever, but she didn&#8217;t seem to care.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I abhor the\u2064 liberal wokeness that \u2063has infected\u2063 our younger generations like some toxic venereal disease manufactured in a Chinese biolab. But I also try to be a\u2063 kind and sensitive person who treats others the way I would like to \u2063be treated.\u200c I \u200bwould never &#8220;fat shame&#8221; a normal person, but these Hamas \u200bfreaks and other Jew-hating terrorists are self-evidently sub-human, so I don&#8217;t really see the problem here. Am I wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Littlejohn Cornsavage<\/p>\n<p>Dupont, Fla.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Diddle&#8217;s two cents:<\/h3>\n<p>Mr. Cornsavage,<\/p>\n<p>No,\u200c you&#8217;re not wrong, but I would kindly advise you stop being such a goddamn pussy. I also did an \u2064&#8221;LOL&#8221; when I \u200dsaw the photo of the corpulent Hamas monstrosity oozing out of an oversized plane seat. \u2063When\u200d it comes to &#8220;fat shaming,&#8221; the <a href=\"https:\/\/medicalxpress.com\/news\/2023-12-overweight-hampers-body-immune-response.html\">science<\/a> is clear: It saves lives! The left-wing &#8220;body positivity&#8221; \u2064movement is\u200c literally <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/culture\/body-positivity-is-literally-killing-people-science-finds\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">killing<\/a> people and should \u2064be classified as a terrorist organization.<\/p>\n<p>On the \u2063one hand, fat terrorists deserve\u200c to be shamed. \u200bThey are disgusting in every sense of the word. &#8220;Self-evidently sub-human,&#8221; as you so eloquently wrote. On the other hand, one might\u2062 argue \u2064we should <em>encourage<\/em> terrorists to embrace &#8220;body positivity&#8221; and join the ranks of the morbidly obese.\u2064 Girthy targets are easier to hit; \u200b&#8221;full-figured&#8221; \u200dterrorists\u2064 are easier to capture.<\/p>\n<p>Just ask Abu Abdul Bari, aka &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2020\/01\/17\/isis-leader-dubbed-jabba-the-jihadi-captured-in-iraq\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jabba the Jihadi<\/a>,&#8221; the 560-pound\u2063 ISIS cleric who had be hauled away in a pickup truck. Lucky for him, I hear the &#8220;Iraqi Prison \u2062Diet&#8221; is a particularly effective regimen for\u2063 weight loss.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>To the\u2064 editor:<\/h3>\n<p>We, the undersigned Fall 2023 <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em> interns, will no\u2064 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/green-beret-veteran-launches-campaign-for-rep-abigail-spanbergers-virginia-seat\/\" title=\"Green Beret vet runs for Rep. Spanberger's Virginia seat.\">longer remain silent<\/a>\u200b on this publication&#8217;s unfair\u200c treatment of Republican presidential candidate \u2062Vivek Ramaswamy. We heed the voices of American \u2063social media commenters and call \u200bon the <em>Free \u200bBeacon<\/em> to leave Vivek \u200dalone. We are not the decision makers of today, but we aspire to be the leaders of tomorrow, and we will never forget how the pleas of @neoconH8R, @CatholicCrusader, \u200dand @GritCEO69, among others,\u200d have been heard and thus far, ignored.<\/p>\n<p>In solidarity,<\/p>\n<p>2+ <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em> interns<\/p>\n<p>Alexandria, Va.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Diddle&#8217;s two cents:<\/h3>\n<p>Seriously? \u2063Are you actually serious right now? Interns? I didn&#8217;t even know\u2064 the <em>Free Beacon<\/em> had interns, but you&#8217;re all <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/mortgage-company-ceo-fires-900-employees-via-zoom-including-diversity-hiring-team\/\" title=\"Mortgage Company CEO Fires 900 Employees Via Zoom, Including Diversity Hiring Team\">fired effective immediately<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the real world, morons. No one care \u200bwhat you have say, and \u200cthat isn&#8217;t going to change until you grow the\u2063 hell up and\u2063 stop acting \u200clike spoiled children. This public tantrum is one \u200cof the most disgraceful displays\u2064 of \u200dna\u00efve\u200d pomposity I have ever witnessed. I can&#8217;t decide who should be more embarrassed\u2014you \u2063or the invertebrate dullards who raised you.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t even bother coming into the office to collect your\u2064 things. I will personally discard your anti-anxiety\u2062 pillows in the nearest trash receptacle. \u2063You want to take this to court? Go ahead, I f\u2014ing dare you.<\/p>\n<p>As far\u200d as Mr. Ramaswamy is concerned, I will\u2063 say only this: The personal attributes of his fiercest champions appear to adequately reflect the content of his character. In a word:\u2064 cretinous.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>To the editor:<\/h3>\n<p>What&#8217;s your favorite type of cloud?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Diddle&#8217;s two cents:<\/h3>\n<p>It&#8217;s a tie between giant cumulonimbus\u2063 and &#8220;diesel smoke.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h2> How does the writer feel about the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/euro-mp-claims-african-migrants-exploiting-ukraine-war-to-enter-eu\/\" title=\"Euro MP Claims African Migrants Exploiting Ukraine War to Enter EU\">recent article published<\/a> on the website?<\/h2>\n<p><span> <\/p>\n<h3>To the editor:<\/h3>\n<p>I\u2062 am writing to \u200bexpress my disappointment with the recent article published on your \u2063website titled &#8220;Why I&#8217;m resigning as poetry editor of the Washington Free Beacon.&#8221; As a reader and supporter of the Free Beacon, I believe it is essential for the publication\u200d to maintain \u200ca level of professionalism and integrity in its content.<\/p>\n<p>While \u200dsatire can \u2063be an effective form of humor and commentary, the language and tone used in the article \u2064were highly offensive and inappropriate. It is concerning to see a public editor and ombudsman, who is supposed to provide guidance and \u2062address readers&#8217; concerns, engaging in such behavior.<\/p>\n<p>As a trusted source of news and analysis, the Free Beacon should strive to foster a respectful and inclusive environment \u200bfor all readers. Making derogatory comments and using\u2062 offensive language not only undermines the credibility of the publication \u2063but also perpetuates negativity and divisiveness.<\/p>\n<p>I kindly request that you address this issue and ensure that future content aligns with \u2062the values of professionalism and ethical journalism. It is crucial for the Free Beacon to uphold its reputation and continue to provide reliable and informative news to \u2064its readers.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for\u200b your attention to this matter.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Emily Johnson<\/p>\n<p>New York, NY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Diddle&#8217;s two cents:<\/h3>\n<p>Ms. Johnson,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for taking the time to express your concerns regarding the recently published article. I appreciate your feedback and understand your disappointment. As the public editor, it is indeed my responsibility to address such matters.<\/p>\n<p>I\u200c apologize if the\u200c language used in the\u200c article was offensive to you or any other readers. Satire can be a controversial \u2062form of humor, and it is\u2063 challenging to strike the right balance. While striving for humor, it is crucial to remain respectful and considerate of readers&#8217; sensibilities.<\/p>\n<p>Rest assured, I will bring your concerns to the attention of the editorial\u2064 team and emphasize the importance of maintaining professionalism and ethical standards in \u200dour content. Our\u2064 goal is to provide informative and engaging articles that uphold the values of our publication and respect the diverse\u200b perspectives\u200b of our readership.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, I apologize for any offense caused, and I appreciate your feedback. Please continue to share your thoughts \u2064and concerns with us as we value the \u2063trust and loyalty of our readers.<\/p>\n<p>Best regards,<\/p>\n<p>Biff Diddle<\/p>\n<p>Free Beacon Ombudsman<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear readers, I regretfully inform you that despite resigning as poetry editor of the Washington Free Beacon, I am legally bound to continue as public editor and ombudsman. 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