{"id":2097401,"date":"2023-11-13T14:05:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-13T19:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/guest-column-god-here-megan-rapinoes-career-ending-injury-is-proof-that-im-real\/"},"modified":"2023-11-13T14:07:26","modified_gmt":"2023-11-13T19:07:26","slug":"guest-column-god-here-megan-rapinoes-career-ending-injury-is-proof-that-im-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/guest-column-god-here-megan-rapinoes-career-ending-injury-is-proof-that-im-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Column: God Here. Megan Rapinoe&#8217;s Career-Ending Injury Is Proof That I&#8217;m Real."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">26<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fguest-column-god-here-megan-rapinoes-career-ending-injury-is-proof-that-im-real%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2097401&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div>\n<h2>God&#8217;s \u2062Hilarious Response to Megan Rapinoe&#8217;s Comments<\/h2>\n<figure><figcaption>Megan Rapinoe (Meg Oliphant\/Getty Images)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>KINGDOM \u2064OF HEAVEN\u2014Hey, folks. God \u200bhere. I&#8217;m writing in response to recent comments from Megan Rapinoe, a human female \u2062best known for playing the\u200c so-called sport of soccer, or &#8220;Satan&#8217;s\u200c Folly&#8221; as we call it up here.<\/p>\n<p>Rapinoe invoked my name\u2062 on Saturday after injuring her Achilles \u2062tendon in \u200cthe opening minutes of the National\u200c Women&#8217;s Soccer\u200c League Championship. It was the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/youre-seeing-a-lot-of-old-ways-come-up-kyrie-irving-says-racism-to-blame-for-poor-treatment-from-fans\/\" title=\"\u2018You\u2019re Seeing A Lot Of Old Ways Come Up\u2018: Kyrie Irving Says Racism To Blame For Poor Treatment From Fans\">final game<\/a> of her professional career.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a religious person or anything \u200dand if there was a God, \u2062like, this is proof that\u200b there isn&#8217;t,&#8221; Rapinoe told the demonic \u2062cretins you\u200d call journalists during the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/democrats-claim-spending-bill-is-bipartisan-leave-gop-out-of-presser\/\" title=\"Democrats claim spending bill is \u2018bipartisan\u2019, leave GOP out of presser\">post-game press conference<\/a>.\u200c &#8220;This is\u200c f\u2014ed up. It\u2019s just f\u2014ed up. Six minutes in\u200b and I eat \u2062my Achilles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>LOL!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I \u200dknew this would\u200c happen, obviously, but that doesn&#8217;t make \u200dit any less hilarious. The last game of Rapinoe&#8217;s career\u2014the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/uncanny-comeback-prowess-fueling-irvines-football-title-run\/\" title=\"Irvine's football title run fueled by impressive comeback skills.\">league \u200bchampionship<\/a>, no \u2064less\u2014and she\u200d injures herself immediately then has to watch \u2064her <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/canadas-olympic-womens-hockey-team-loses-third-straight-against-mens-junior-a-hockey-teams\/\" title=\"Canada\u2019s Olympic Women\u2019s Hockey Team Loses Third Straight Against Men\u2019s Junior A Hockey Teams\">team lose<\/a> from the sidelines. I&#8217;m still laughing about it.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I\u2064 know what\u2064 you&#8217;re thinking. Yes, I technically &#8220;created&#8221; Rapinoe\u2063 and \u2064&#8221;love&#8221; her the same as \u2063all my &#8220;children,&#8221; even the ones who deny my existence.\u2062 Even the ones who worship Satan and play soccer,\u200b to the extent there is \u200ca difference.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, I think we can all agree Megan Rapinoe is an\u2063 obnoxious shrew who had it coming. Right? I&#8217;m \u2062willing \u200bto forgive almost anything, but one thing I simply \u200ccan&#8217;t abide is\u2063 <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/culture\/us-womens-soccer-player-kneels-national-anthem\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">disrespect<\/a> for my country, the United\u2064 States of America. Just ask <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/politics\/gabe-kapler-anthem-protest\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Gabe Kapler<\/a> or \u200c <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/culture\/knee-to-the-grindstone-how-colin-kaepernick-overcame-a-privileged-upbringing-and-found-success-as-a-professional-activist\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Colin Kaepernick<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Did I take it \u200btoo far? Maybe. When the U.S. women&#8217;s soccer \u200cteam protested the\u200b National Anthem during the\u200b World\u200d Cup\u2064 earlier this year, I made sure they were <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/culture\/equal-pain-womens-soccer-failure\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">humiliated<\/a> \u200cby \u200bSweden, \u200dan \u2063inferior country. I engineered it so Rapinoe, \u200bplaying in\u200b her final World \u200bCup, would contribute to the loss by whiffing a <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/culture\/megan-rapinoe-missed-penalty\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">penalty \u2062kick<\/a>, one of the easiest shots ever invented in\u200b the history of \u200bsports.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s like a sick joke,&#8221; Rapinoe said after the crushing defeat. It sure was. &#8220;Sick&#8221; as \u2064in awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should have left \u2063it at that. I\u2063 genuinely thought that was the end of \u200dRapinoe&#8217;s career, \u2063and I was ready to move on. But that was before I\u200c had even heard of the National Women&#8217;s Soccer League. Maybe\u2064 I\u200c just\u2063 refused to believe it was real. Either way, I couldn&#8217;t resist the urge to rub it in by \u200corchestrating a\u200c second final humiliation.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Megan. What happened to\u200d you\u2064 is proof I do exist.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck with \u2062the retirement.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\ud83e\udd23 \ud83e\udd23\u200d \ud83e\udd23<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>God Almighty is the \u2064divine ruler and creator of heaven \u2063and earth. \u2062He served\u200c as senior adviser to the president of the \u2064United States from 2017-2021.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h2> How\u2064 does\u2063 the author\u200c respond \u2062to Megan Rapinoe&#8217;s comments and actions?<\/h2>\n<p><span>  T anything, but her disdain\u200d for \u200cme \u200cand her <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/guest-column-god-here-megan-rapinoes-career-ending-injury-is-proof-that-im-real\/\" title=\"Guest Column: God Here. Megan Rapinoe's Career-Ending Injury Is Proof That I'm Real.\">arrogant\u200c attitude\u2064 deserve<\/a> a \u200blittle divine\u2064 intervention, wouldn&#8217;t you say?<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s not dwell too much\u200b on Rapinoe&#8217;s foolish comments. I have more \u2062important things to do, like answering prayers \u2062and keeping the universe in order. It\u2019s a tough job, but\u2064 someone has to do it. \u200cAnd besides, I have a\u2063 wicked sense of humor, \u2064as you can probably tell from this response.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not here to lecture or judge anyone. That&#8217;s not my style. But I\u200c do want to take this opportunity to remind everyone\u2063 that accidents happen, even to the most\u2062 talented athletes. It&#8217;s not \u2063a reflection of\u2063 my existence or\u2063 lack thereof. \u200bIt&#8217;s just the \u200cway the world \u2064works.<\/p>\n<p>So instead of blaming \u200dme\u2064 for Rapinoe&#8217;s \u2062injury, why \u200bnot focus on \u200dthe amazing\u200c feats she has accomplished throughout her career? She has been a role model for \u200bmany and has used her platform to advocate for important causes. That&#8217;s something to be celebrated, regardless of her\u200d beliefs or lack of faith in me.<\/p>\n<p>As \u200cfor Rapinoe, I hope she \u2062recovers quickly and gracefully moves on to\u200b the next chapter of her life. Maybe\u2063 she can use this experience to reflect on\u200c her words \u200dand\u200c actions, and maybe even have \u200ba\u2062 change of heart. But ultimately, that&#8217;s \u200dup to her.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime,\u2062 let&#8217;s all take a moment to\u2062 appreciate the hilarity of the situation. \u2063Life\u2063 is full of \u200ctwists and turns, and sometimes, the \u2064irony\u200c is \u200cjust too\u2062 delicious to ignore.<\/p>\n<p>So thank you, Megan Rapinoe, for providing us with some much-needed comic\u2063 relief. I may not\u200c agree with your views, but I \u200dcan \u200bstill enjoy a good laugh. And \u200bin the grand scheme of things, laughter is \u200cone \u2062of the best gifts I&#8217;ve given humanity.<\/p>\n<p>Stay \u200bblessed, my\u2062 dear humans.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>God<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought it would be hilarious, and it was. Megan Rapinoe (Meg Oliphant\/Getty Images) KINGDOM OF HEAVEN\u2014Hey, folks. God here. 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