{"id":2096845,"date":"2023-11-10T20:10:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-11T01:10:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-overtakes-government-and-media\/"},"modified":"2023-11-10T20:13:13","modified_gmt":"2023-11-11T01:13:13","slug":"brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-overtakes-government-and-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-overtakes-government-and-media\/","title":{"rendered":"Brain-Eating Zombie Apocalypse Overtakes Government And Media"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fbrain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-overtakes-government-and-media%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2096845&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>Reports of a Global Zombie Apocalypse<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">From around the world\u2063 today, we\u2019re receiving <strong>terrifying reports<\/strong> of the <strong>rapid-fire spread<\/strong> of a virus that <strong>transforms human beings into brain-eating zombies<\/strong>. According to witnesses from every\u2063 corner of the globe, <strong>infected zombies are rampaging<\/strong> through city and countryside, <strong>attacking and biting unsuspecting passersby<\/strong>. After a count of twelve seconds, the \u200dvictim is himself transformed into a <strong>walking corpse<\/strong> that is <strong>starved for \u200bhuman brains<\/strong> and can only be\u2064 stopped by a <strong>bullet to the head<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>The President&#8217;s Response and White House Statement<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The President of the United States was on vacation in Delaware \u200band could not be\u200b reached for comment but was said to be carefully monitoring the situation between enjoying the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/brain-eating-zombie-apocalypse-overtakes-government-and-media\/\" title=\"Brain-Eating Zombie Apocalypse Overtakes Government And Media\">occasional pistachio \u2062ice cream cone<\/a> and quiet walks along the beach\u2063 with his doctor wife. But White House Spokeswoman Karine Jean Identity Hire did address the D.C. press corps\u200c saying, \u201cAs a lesbian woman of color,\u200c I just want to say that our hearts go out to\u2062 the zombie community today as they are under attack\u2062 right now and really suffering. This president is committed to developing an across-the-board response to the rising tide of zombie-phobia along with the troubling trend of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/california-democrat-and-top-gun-control-advocate-thought-plastic-bb-gun-packaging-held-semi-automatic-pistol\/\" title=\"California Democrat And Top Gun Control Advocate Thought Plastic BB Gun Packaging Held Semi-Automatic Pistol\">increasing gun violence<\/a>.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>Controversial \u200cZombie Manifesto and Police Investigation<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Some conservative outlets released what they claimed was a leaked zombie manifesto\u200c out of Nashville, Tennessee, which said in its entirety, \u201cMust eat brains.\u201d The Chief of Police in what used to be Nashville and is now just a seething hive of\u200c brain-eating zombies, responded to the manifesto release by announcing that he had \u200cbegun a full investigation \u200cinto who had leaked the document, and would suspend\u2064 the animated corpse of anyone who was responsible. The Chief said \u201cMaking this manifesto public\u200d could do untold damage to the sensitivities of those whose brains \u200chave\u200c been eaten. Believe me when I say that things \u200blook very different when the manifesto is read in context and I will do everything within my power to make sure that never happens.\u201d The rest of the Chief\u2019s statement was cut short when \u200bhe was swarmed and devoured.<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>Congresswoman Tlaib&#8217;s Statement and Defense<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib came \u200cunder fire after reposting \u200ba statement on the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-new-acting-attorney-general-jeff-rosen-recently-wrote-an-essay-on-foreign-influence-in-us-elections-this-tells-us-a-little-about-his-knowledge-of-whats-going-on-today\/\" title=\"The New Acting Attorney General Jeff Rosen Recently Wrote an Essay on Foreign Influence in US Elections \u2013 This Tells Us A Little About His Knowledge of What\u2019s Going On Today\">social media platform<\/a> X which some said was pro-zombie. \u200dThe statement read, \u201cMust eat brains.\u201d In a tearful speech from the house floor, Congresswoman \u2062Tlaib said she was not calling for the extermination of humanity but had only intended to bring attention to the oppression and\u200b marginalization of a race of creatures who slaughtered everyone with whom \u2063they came \u2063in contact. Fellow Squad member Ayanna Presley rose to Tlaib\u2019s defense, \u200bsaying, \u201cWords mean different things to different people and while for some the slogan \u2018Must\u2064 eat \u2064brains,\u2019 might seem\u2062 to call for certain death for billions \u200bof individuals, to others it\u2019s merely a\u200b statement of solidarity with those colonized non-western cultures who want nothing more than certain death for\u2064 billions of individuals.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>Support for the Zombie\u200b Apocalypse at Yale University<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">At Yale University, students took to the quad to demonstrate \u2062in favor of the zombie apocalypse led by the Ivy League organization\u200c \u201cBrainy People\u200c Who Support Zombies Who\u2063 Eat Our Brains.\u201d Organization spokeswoman Molly Coddled explained her \u2062logic in \u2064an earsplitting voice\u200c made shrill by a\u200d level of hysterical feminine entitlement that\u200d made you just want to give her the smack she deserves, \u2062saying, \u201cFor too long, humans\u2064 have colonized\u2062 the lands\u2063 that rightly belong to indigenous zombies \u2062who did not exist until twelve seconds ago. The plight of these zombies has been ignored \u200dsimply because\u2063 of the color of their skin, which of course is green, although it\u2019s a little hard \u200bto make \u200cout under all the blood. But \u200bwe are determined\u2062 to stand \u2064with zombies as allies until every\u200c single \u200cone of us is devoured.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<h2>Media Coverage and Congressman Schiff&#8217;s Remark<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">News outlets throughout the \u2062world have been forced to cover the spreading zombie apocalypse with reporters whose brains have now been eaten, which hasn\u2019t actually changed the quality of their journalism one bit. NBC News, for instance, reported on the \u201cpassionate but mostly peaceful\u201d zombies currently rampaging through the Capitol building in Washington D.C. Interviewed by NBC in the rotunda, Congressman Adam Schiff said, \u201cAt least they\u2019re not MAGA extremists. Also, must\u200d eat brains.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>This excerpt is taken from the opening satirical\u2062 monologue of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1156-music-city-madness\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan \u2062Show<\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201cThe \u200bAndrew Klavan Show\u201d at The Daily\u200b Wire. He \u200dis an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/parents-should-oppose-critical-race-theory-to-save-our-kids-from-left-wing-indoctrination-ag-paxton\/\" title=\"Parents Should Oppose Critical Race Theory to \u2018Save Our Kids\u2019 from Left-Wing Indoctrination: AG Paxton\">award-winning novelist<\/a>, Hollywood screenwriter, and \u200bpopular satirist. Klavan is\u00a0the \u2063author of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_1\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=lnVGk&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=13RV0285EXYKN2D57RST&#038;pd_rd_wg=jW34u&#038;pd_rd_r=e0bb3c70-62ea-4448-8be5-a7cf1bba3f5e&#038;pd_rd_i=1613163517&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">When \u2063Christmas Comes<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_1\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=lnVGk&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=13RV0285EXYKN2D57RST&#038;pd_rd_wg=jW34u&#038;pd_rd_r=e0bb3c70-62ea-4448-8be5-a7cf1bba3f5e&#038;pd_rd_i=1613163517&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">When Christmas Comes<\/a>\u201d\u2063 the first two novels in the USA Today best-selling Cameron Winter Mystery series. Follow him \u200con X: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>The third installment, \u201c<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The \u2064House of Love and Death<\/a>,<\/strong>\u201d\u2062 is now available!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><em>The views expressed in this satirical article are those of the \u200bauthor and do not necessarily represent\u2064 those of The\u2063 Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h2> What controversies have arisen surrounding\u200d the zombie \u200bmanifesto and \u200bstatements made\u2064 by politicians and activists<\/h2>\n<p><span>  \u2063 From around the world today, we\u2019re receiving terrifying reports of the rapid-fire spread of a virus that transforms human beings into \u200cbrain-eating zombies. According\u200c to witnesses from every corner of the globe, infected zombies are rampaging through city and countryside, attacking and\u2063 biting unsuspecting\u2062 passersby. After a count \u2064of twelve seconds, the victim is himself transformed into a walking \u2063corpse that is starved for \u200bhuman\u200b brains and can only be\u2064 stopped by a bullet to the head.<\/p>\n<p>The President of the United \u2062States was on vacation in Delaware \u200band could not be\u200b reached for comment but was said to be \u200dcarefully monitoring the situation between enjoying the occasional pistachio \u2062ice cream cone and quiet walks along the beach\u2063 \u2063with his doctor wife. But White House Spokeswoman Karine Jean Identity Hire did \u2062address the D.C. press corps\u200c saying, \u201cAs\u2064 a lesbian\u2063 woman of color,\u200c I just want to say that our hearts go\u2063 out to\u2062 the zombie community today as they are under attack\u2062 right now and really suffering. This president is committed to developing an across-the-board response to\u200b the rising tide of zombie-phobia along with\u200d the troubling trend\u200b of increasing gun \u2064violence.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Some conservative outlets released what they claimed was a leaked zombie \u200bmanifesto\u200c out\u2062 of Nashville,\u200b Tennessee, which said in its entirety, \u201cMust eat brains.\u201d \u2064The Chief of Police in\u200c what used to \u2062be Nashville\u200b and is now just a seething hive of\u200c brain-eating \u2063zombies, responded to the\u2062 manifesto release by \u200dannouncing that he had\u200b \u200cbegun a full investigation \u200cinto who had leaked the document and would suspend\u2064 the animated corpse of anyone who was responsible. The Chief said \u201cMaking this manifesto public\u200d \u200ccould do untold \u2063damage to the sensitivities of those whose\u2063 brains \u200chave\u200c been eaten. Believe me when I say that things\u2063 \u200blook very different when the manifesto is read in\u200c context and I will do everything within my power to make sure that never happens.\u201d The rest\u2062 of the Chief\u2019s statement\u2064 was cut short when \u200bhe was swarmed and devoured.<\/p>\n<p>Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib \u200ccame \u200cunder fire after reposting \u200ba statement on the social media platform X \u200cwhich\u200b some said was pro-zombie. \u200dThe statement read, \u201cMust\u200b eat brains.\u201d In a tearful speech from the house \u200dfloor,\u200b Congresswoman \u2062Tlaib said she was not calling \u2062for the extermination of humanity\u200d but\u200c had only intended to bring attention to the oppression \u200band\u200b marginalization of a race of\u200b creatures\u2062 who slaughtered everyone with whom \u2063they came \u2063in contact. Fellow Squad member Ayanna Presley rose to\u2063 Tlaib\u2019s defense,\u200d \u200bsaying, \u201cWords mean different things to different \u200dpeople\u2062 and while for \u2064some the slogan \u2018Must\u2064 eat \u2064brains,\u2019\u200c might seem\u2062 to call for\u2062 certain death for billions \u200bof individuals, to others it\u2019s merely a\u200b statement of solidarity with those colonized non-western cultures who want nothing more than certain\u200c death for\u2064 billions of individuals.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At \u2062Yale University, students took to\u2062 the quad to\u2063 demonstrate \u2062in favor of the zombie apocalypse led by the \u2064Ivy League organization\u200c \u201cBrainy People\u200c Who Support Zombies Who\u2063 \u2063Eat Our\u200d Brains.\u201d Organization spokeswoman Molly Coddled explained her\u2063 \u2062logic in \u2064an\u200d earsplitting\u200c voice\u200c made shrill by a\u200d level of hysterical feminine entitlement that\u200d made you just want to give her the smack she deserves, \u2062saying, \u201cFor\u2063 too long, humans\u2064 have colonized\u2062 the lands\u2063 \u200cthat rightly belong to indigenous zombies \u2062who did not exist until twelve seconds ago. The plight of\u200c these zombies has been ignored \u200dsimply because\u2063\u2064 of the color of their skin, which\u200c of course is green,\u2063 although it\u2019s a little hard \u200bto make \u200cout\u200b under all the \u200cblood. But \u200bwe are determined\u2062 to stand \u200b\u2064with zombies as allies until\u2063 every\u200c single\u2062 \u200cone of\u2063 us is devoured.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>News outlets throughout the \u2062world have \u2064been<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From around the world today, we\u2019re receiving reports of the rapid-fire spread of a virus that transforms human beings into brain-eating zombies. According to witnesses from every corner of the globe, infected zombies are rampaging through city and countryside, attacking and biting unsuspecting passersby. After a count of twelve seconds, the victim is himself transformed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":2096846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2096845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2096845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2096845\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2096846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2096845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2096845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2096845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}