{"id":2093138,"date":"2023-11-07T16:52:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-07T21:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/8-epic-debate-zingers-for-chris-christie\/"},"modified":"2023-11-07T16:53:16","modified_gmt":"2023-11-07T21:53:16","slug":"8-epic-debate-zingers-for-chris-christie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/8-epic-debate-zingers-for-chris-christie\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Epic Debate Zingers for Chris Christie"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2F8-epic-debate-zingers-for-chris-christie%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2093138&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>His \u200ccampaign is almost over, \u2062so he \u2062might as well go out with a bang<\/h2>\n<div>\n<p>Chris Christie&#8217;s appearance at the third \u200bRepublican primary debate on Wednesday is likely to be the final act of his failed\u200c campaign. He might as well go out \u2062with a bang.<\/p>\n<p>During \u2064the previous <a href=\"https:\/\/freebeacon.com\/elections\/a-dud-debate\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">debate<\/a>\u2014an obnoxious shouting match at the Reagan Library in California\u2014the former \u200dgovernor of New Jersey delivered one\u2064 of the \u2062most memorable (and egregiously longwinded) zingers of the night.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to look in that camera right now\u2064 and \u200btell you, Donald. I\u2063 know you&#8217;re watching, you can&#8217;t help \u200cyourself,&#8221; Christie \u200dsaid of \u200dformer president \u2064Donald Trump, who skipped \u2063the debate. &#8220;I know \u2062you&#8217;re \u2063watching and you\u2019re not here\u2064 tonight, not\u2063 because of polls and not\u2062 because of your indictments. You\u2019re not here tonight because you\u2019re afraid of being on this \u2063stage and \u200bdefending your record. You\u2019re ducking these things. And let me tell you what\u2019s going \u2063to happen. You \u2063keep doing\u2062 that, no one up here is going to call you\u2062 Donald Trump anymore. \u2062We\u2019re going\u200d to call you Donald Duck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zing?<\/p>\n<p>In the \u200dinterest of helping Christie \u200bend his doomed-from-the-start campaign on a high note, the <em>Washington Free Beacon<\/em> has exclusively formulated\u200c the following\u2064 list of epic zingers for his \u2063immediate consideration.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Let me\u2063 tell ya, we \u200cjust celebrated Halloween, and I know \u2063a thing or \u2064two \u2064about candy, obviously. So\u2062 does Donald Trump. \u200dOr should \u2062I\u200d say, &#8220;The Ghost of Donald Trump Not Present,&#8221; because he&#8217;s \u200cnot here\u2064 tonight. \u2064He&#8217;s not\u2062 present on stage.<\/li>\n<li>Most people say &#8220;trick or treat&#8221; on Halloween, but Donald says &#8220;click or\u200c Tweet,&#8221;\u200c because that&#8217;s all he did in the White House. He clicked the buttons on his television remote and tweeted \u200don his phone. &#8220;Click\u2064 or Tweet.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I saw enough zombies handing out candy on Halloween; we don&#8217;t need an actual zombie\u200b in the White \u2062House. Joe Biden is that\u200b zombie,\u2064 and the \u2063American \u2062people deserve better.<\/li>\n<li>Speaking of\u200d Halloween, the only thing spookier than monsters and ghosts is four more years of Joe Biden&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/poll-more-than-half-of-americans-say-bidens-economy-is-in-poor-shape\/\" title=\"POLL: More Than Half Of Americans Say Biden\u2019s Economy Is In Poor Shape\">failed economic policies<\/a>. Economic fallacies, more \u200clike \u2062it.<\/li>\n<li>Biden is so unpopular they \u200bmight \u200dend \u2062up replacing him with Gavin Newsom.\u2064 Have you\u2062 heard of\u2064 this \u200dguy? Looks like one \u2064of\u2062 those catalogue models. The only thing tighter than his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/8-epic-debate-zingers-for-chris-christie\/\" title=\"8 Epic Debate Zingers for Chris Christie\">designer skinny jeans<\/a> is \u2062the tight hugs\u200c I gave the families of fallen firefighters on 9\/11.<\/li>\n<li>Between\u2064 Vivek&#8217;s bouffant hairstyle, Ron&#8217;s boot lifts, and Nikki&#8217;s heels, it&#8217;s like everyone on this\u200d stage is concerned about their height.\u2064 Not me. The only \u2064height \u2062I care about is the height of the national debt.<\/li>\n<li>I doubt Kamala Harris is \u200dwatching tonight because she&#8217;s too <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/national-guard-celebrates-385th-birthday-as-members-help-tornado-damaged-communities\/\" title=\"National Guard Celebrates 385th Birthday As Members Help Tornado-Damaged Communities\">busy helping<\/a> her stepdaughter <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/11\/04\/news\/kamala-harris-stepdaughter-ella-emhoff-raising-money-for-gaza\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">raise money<\/a> for\u2062 terrorists. The terrorists are\u200b going to use that money to wage \u200cjihad against Jews\u200b and the\u200c West.\u200c She keeps doing that, we&#8217;re not\u2063 going to call her Kamala \u200cHarris anymore. We&#8217;re going to\u200d call her Jihadmala Harris.<\/li>\n<li>Shut\u200c up, Vivek. You&#8217;re\u2062 so \u200bignorant about the \u2062Middle East,\u200c the last time you went to a Middle Eastern restaurant, you sat down at the table, and when the \u2062waiter came over with the menu and\u200d some\u2064 waters, you looked \u200bhim\u200b straight in the eye and asked if the \u2063&#8221;Hamas&#8221; came with pita bread. Moron!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h2> What impact \u2064could Chris Christie&#8217;s memorable mark \u2063on the race have on the outcome?<\/h2>\n<p><span>  E he&#8217;s too scared to face the American people on this stage.<\/li>\n<li>You know, they say \u200cthat you are what you eat. Well, based on \u200dyour rhetoric, Donald, I&#8217;m starting to\u2063 think you&#8217;ve been feasting on a \u2064diet of lies and empty promises.<\/li>\n<li>Speaking of ghosts,\u200d Donald, \u200dI \u2062can&#8217;t help but notice \u200dthat your tax plan seems to be missing \u200din \u200daction. Maybe it&#8217;s haunting the halls of Trump Tower?<\/li>\n<li>Donald, I&#8217;ve got a\u2064 great idea for a new\u2062 reality \u2063show: &#8220;The \u2062Apprentice: How to Lose an Election.&#8221; I think you&#8217;d be\u2062 the perfect host!<\/li>\n<li>They say\u200b a leopard can&#8217;t change its spots, but I think you, Donald, have proven that \u200ca \u200bbillionaire can&#8217;t change his selfish ways.<\/li>\n<li>Donald, you \u200bconstantly talk about \u200cmaking America great again. \u2064Well, I&#8217;ve got news for you: America was great long before \u200dyou came along, and it will\u200d continue to be great long after you&#8217;re\u2063 gone.<\/li>\n<li>Donald, you&#8217;re \u200dlike a broken record with your insults \u200band\u2063 empty promises. I think it&#8217;s time to change the tune,\u2063 don&#8217;t \u2064you?<\/li>\n<li>They say that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/patagonia-donates-1-million-to-defending-democracy-dana-loesch-fires-back-patagonia-has-13-factories-in-china\/\" title=\"Patagonia Donates  Million To \u2018Defending Democracy,\u2019 Dana Loesch Fires Back. \u2018Patagonia Has 13 Factories In China\u2019\">actions speak louder<\/a> than words, but in your case, Donald, your words are pretty loud and obnoxious too.<\/li>\n<li>Donald,\u200c you&#8217;re \u2064like a\u2063 bad\u200b sitcom: \u200dpredictable, cheesy, and \u200dno one wants to watch.<\/li>\n<li>Finally,\u2062 Donald, I have one \u200dpiece \u2064of advice \u2063for you: If you can&#8217;t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. And trust me, the Oval \u200bOffice is the hottest kitchen of them all.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>With these zingers\u2062 in his arsenal, Chris Christie has a chance to \u200dmake a\u200b lasting impression at the final debate.\u200b While his campaign may \u200bhave been doomed from\u200d the start, he \u200ccan still go\u2064 out with a bang and leave a memorable mark\u2063 on the \u200crace.<\/p>\n<p>So, on Wednesday night, let&#8217;s hope Chris Christie brings the fire and gives us one last show\u2064 before his \u200dcampaign officially comes to an end. Because in politics, as in life, it&#8217;s always \u2062better to go out with\u200c a bang \u2063than a whimper.<\/p>\n<p>+<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His campaign is almost over, so he might as well go out with a bang Chris Christie&#8217;s appearance at the third Republican primary debate on Wednesday is likely to be the final act of his failed campaign. He might as well go out with a bang. 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