{"id":2058666,"date":"2023-10-06T23:23:02","date_gmt":"2023-10-07T03:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/american-voters-want-better-candidates-than-the-corpse-and-mugshot\/"},"modified":"2023-10-06T23:28:42","modified_gmt":"2023-10-07T03:28:42","slug":"american-voters-want-better-candidates-than-the-corpse-and-mugshot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/american-voters-want-better-candidates-than-the-corpse-and-mugshot\/","title":{"rendered":"American voters demand higher quality candidates than those represented by a corpse and a mugshot."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">30<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Famerican-voters-want-better-candidates-than-the-corpse-and-mugshot%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2058666&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>Americans Divided on Presidential Race: Reruns,\u200d Pimples,\u200b and Hysteria<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Recent polls reveal\u200d a fascinating divide among Americans regarding the \u2063<a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/exclusive-rnc-launches-new-year-round-election-integrity-department-ahead-of-2024\/\" title=\"RNC creates year-round Election Integrity Department for 2024.\">upcoming presidential race<\/a>. Surprisingly, only about\u2063 35% of the population wants to witness a rerun of the Biden vs. Trump showdown. Instead, a whopping 57% would prefer to \u2063relish in the nostalgia of Ren and \u2064Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon. Even more \u200bastonishing, 65% would rather endure the discomfort of an annoying lip pimple than witness another\u200d political spectacle.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>The Smell of \u200dDecay and Hysterical Denials<\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Interestingly, approximately\u200b 80% of non-media individuals\u2064 find\u200d a\u200b Biden candidacy\u2062 inappropriate due to the alleged decay emanating\u200b from \u2064the president&#8217;s body. The putrid odor, combined with his eerie whispers of &#8220;Bidenomics is working,&#8221; distracts them\u2064 from their squirrel-hunting endeavors. However, a contrasting 80% \u200bof media personnel claim to detect \u200dno foul smell whatsoever. They dismiss \u200cany corruption allegations against Biden as mere rotten meat in the refrigerator.\u200b According to them, everything is just fine.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Republicans and Democrats: Frowny\u2064 Faces and Hysteria<\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Among Republicans who oppose a Trump candidacy, a staggering 70%\u2064 attribute their disapproval \u2062to his perpetually gloomy\u200d expression, resembling a walking mugshot. Additionally, his\u2064 alarming \u200dposts\u2063 on Truth \u200cSocial, \u200cadvocating for the\u2063 execution of his adversaries, have raised concerns about his \u2064seriousness. Let&#8217;s\u200c not forget \u200bthe simple argument of &#8220;just look at him!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">On the other side of the aisle, 95% of Democrats opposing\u2064 Trump engage in a \u2062frenzy, claiming that Hitler once owned transgender slaves in the American South before using fossil fuels\u2062 to murder George Floyd.\u200c In their \u200bpanic, \u2063they\u200d set off fire \u200balarms, citing the urgent need \u200bto vomit due to the overwhelming racism caused by climate change.\u2063 Republicans condemn their actions, while\u2062 Democrats \u2062defend their hysteria.<\/span><\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1151-bang-your-wife-and-save-the-country\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Yearning \u2064for Better Candidates, Denied by \u2062Chaos<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Despite the unpopularity of a Trump-Biden rematch, alternative candidates struggle\u2064 to gain\u200d traction. At \u200cthe recent Republican debate, Nikki\u2062 Haley resorted to scolding without reason,\u200d resembling an angry drunk aunt at Thanksgiving who can&#8217;t hear what anyone is saying. Vivek Ramaswamy delivered an impassioned speech, \u200donly\u2062 to forget its content \u200dand disagree with himself. Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis excels in governing Florida, rendering himself unelectable.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Across the aisle, RFK Jr. announces his independent run, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/glee-star-blake-jenner-arrested-for-alleged-dui\/\" title=\"\u2018Glee\u2019 Star Blake Jenner Arrested For Alleged DUI\">citing irreconcilable differences<\/a> with the corrupt and authoritarian Democrat Party. He proudly declares his own insanity as\u2062 a defining\u200b characteristic.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>The Corpse vs. the Mugshot:\u2063 A \u200bRepeat Performance<\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Unfortunately, regardless of the voters&#8217; desires, it seems the upcoming race will once again\u200b pit the corpse against the mugshot. \u2063As\u2063 you prepare to leave the country in frustration,\u2064 don&#8217;t forget \u2064to set off the fire alarm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is\u2064 the host of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan\u200b Show<\/a>\u201d at The Daily Wire.\u200c He is an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/parents-should-oppose-critical-race-theory-to-save-our-kids-from-left-wing-indoctrination-ag-paxton\/\" title=\"Parents Should Oppose Critical Race Theory to \u2018Save Our Kids\u2019 from Left-Wing Indoctrination: AG Paxton\">award-winning novelist<\/a>, Hollywood screenwriter, and popular satirist. Klavan is\u00a0the author of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/When-Christmas-Comes-Andrew-Klavan\/dp\/1613162405\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_2\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=x29DZ&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=X7J7YCZYPAH29407AXTY&#038;pd_rd_wg=M65Ef&#038;pd_rd_r=c2bb5bb5-dd27-434d-9ca1-f2098f486a81&#038;pd_rd_i=1613162405&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">When Christmas Comes<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_1\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=lnVGk&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=13RV0285EXYKN2D57RST&#038;pd_rd_wg=jW34u&#038;pd_rd_r=e0bb3c70-62ea-4448-8be5-a7cf1bba3f5e&#038;pd_rd_i=1613163517&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Strange Habit of Mind,<\/a>\u201d the first two novels in the\u2064 USA Today best-selling \u2062Cameron Winter Mystery series. The third\u200b installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House of Love \u200cand Death<\/a>,\u201d releases on October\u2064 31, 2023, and is now\u2063 available for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pre-order<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Follow Klavan on \u200bTwitter:\u00a0@andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken\u2063 from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/as-russia-tries-to-conquer-ukraine-deviants-try-to-conquer-everybody\/\" title=\"As Russia Tries To Conquer Ukraine, Deviants Try To Conquer Everybody\">opening satirical monologue<\/a>\u200c of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1151-bang-your-wife-and-save-the-country\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed in this satirical article\u2064 are those of\u200d the author \u200dand do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h2> \u200c In what ways do Republicans and \u200dDemocrats opposing \u2062Trump differ in their approach and strategies<\/h2>\n<p><span>  \/\/www.dailywire.com\/ep-1151-bang-your-wife-and-save-the-country&#8221; target=&#8221;_blank&#8221; rel=&#8221;noopener&#8221;>The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>\u201d where he\u2062 discusses the latest political \u200devents and societal issues.<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>Conclusion<\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The divide among Americans in the upcoming presidential race is quite striking, with preferences ranging from reruns\u200c of popular cartoons to\u200b <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/american-voters-want-better-candidates-than-the-corpse-and-mugshot\/\" title=\"American voters demand higher quality candidates than those represented by a corpse and a mugshot.\">enduring uncomfortable lip pimples<\/a>. The alleged\u200c decay emanating from President Biden&#8217;s body has led \u200cto widespread disapproval among non-media\u2063 individuals,\u200c while media personnel deny any foul smell and corruption allegations. Republicans opposing a Trump candidacy focus on his perpetually gloomy expression and alarming posts\u2062 on social media, while Democrats opposing Trump engage\u2064 in a frenzy of \u2062hysteria and outlandish\u200b claims. Alternative candidates are struggling to gain \u2063traction, leaving\u2062 the upcoming race to once again pit the corpse against the mugshot. As frustrations rise, it seems that\u2064 some may be ready\u200d to leave the country or set off\u200c fire alarms in protest. With such divided opinions and lackluster candidates, it is clear that the upcoming presidential race will be a contentious one.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New polls reveal that just 35% of Americans support a repeat of the Biden-Trump presidential race. 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