{"id":2037838,"date":"2023-09-19T18:28:02","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T22:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/generous-hollywood-talent-they-auction-off-their-services-but-they-wont-write-a-check\/"},"modified":"2023-09-19T18:36:38","modified_gmt":"2023-09-19T22:36:38","slug":"generous-hollywood-talent-they-auction-off-their-services-but-they-wont-write-a-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/generous-hollywood-talent-they-auction-off-their-services-but-they-wont-write-a-check\/","title":{"rendered":"Hollywood Talent: They Offer Services, Not Money."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fgenerous-hollywood-talent-they-auction-off-their-services-but-they-wont-write-a-check%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2037838&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>I\u2019m excited \u200cto announce to you that the Union Solidarity Coalition is now auctioning off their services to benefit their crews\u2019 health\u2062 care fund.<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I should remind\u200c you that every single person who\u2019s auctioning \u2062off services \u200cis worth millions \u200cof dollars.\u200c If \u2064they \u200cactually wanted to help benefit their\u200d crews\u2019 health care fund, they could write a check.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">That would be the best way to do it. If you are Lena Dunham and you come from a very\u2063 wealthy family and have \u200ba net worth\u200d of $10-$12 million, an amazing \u2063way to help people would be to write a \u200ccheck. If\u200b you\u2019re Bob \u2062Odenkirk and you made a\u2064 massive success \u200dof yourself over\u200b the past few years, and you \u2063have\u2062 a net worth in the\u2062 $16 million range, perhaps you could sign\u2064 a check.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nope. They\u2019re all \u200cauctioning off their services. This is exciting, earth-shattering stuff.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Here \u200bare some of\u2062 the auction items\u200c that are\u200c now available. There are some <i>gems<\/i> available \u200dto you. \u2062(Bids are\u2063 open on eBay, by the way, for the next seven to\u2062 eight days.)\u2064 I can\u2019t wait.<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If you spend the proper amount of money, you could have a mural\u200d painted by Lena Dunham <i>in your house<\/i>. She\u2019ll come to\u200c your house if you live\u2063 in New\u200b York, London, or L.A., and she\u2062 will paint a mural in your home.\u2064 That sounds like a nightmare because Dunham \u2063is most famous\u2063 for being obsessed with genitalia. She has recalled when she was growing up, her house\u2063 was covered in pictures of female genitalia. I know you\u2019re ready to enjoy her art.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But there are some restrictions. The auction description reads:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Respect for talent \u200cand their staff will be expected\u200b at\u2064 all times.\u200d Inappropriate behavior \u2064or \u200dsolicitation for personal gain by the winner could result\u200d in\u2063 the immediate conclusion of the experience with no refund. \u2064The talent has the\u200c right to end the experience at any time, for any reason,\u2063 with no refund.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So if\u200d you want Lena Dunham, a weirdo, in your house, painting \u200dstrange \u200dthings \u2062on your walls, you could\u200d do that. It will only \u200ccost you <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/itm\/186072283450\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">about five grand<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Other items of interest: a session asking Maggie Gyllenhaal 20 questions in 20 minutes. If you\u2019re going to do that, I would recommend you just ask her \u200dabout Jake the \u200cwhole time. \u201cHow did\u2064 you\u200c feel when \u200dhe \u200dwas \u2063doing \u2062\u201cPrince of Persia\u201d? How about \u2063when he was in \u201cOctober \u200dSky\u201d? How did that make\u200c you feel, Maggie?\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Natasha Lyonne is \u200ballowing you to help her help you\u2064 solve\u2063 the New York \u200bTimes Sunday crossword puzzle. For <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ebay.com\/itm\/186072364347\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">thousands of dollars<\/a>. Is she that amazing at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/experiencing-pain-makes-us-human-and-gives-us-meaning\/\" title=\"Experiencing Pain Makes Us Human And Gives Us Meaning\">crossword puzzles<\/a>?<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">John Lithgow will do a watercolor portrait of your dog.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">You can also bid on other items, including 20 questions \u200din a \u206220-minute Zoom with\u2062 Sarah Silverman. \u2063The problem is that\u200c during the Zoom call, you\u2019ll have to actually listen to Silverman\u2019s voice\u200c for 20 <i>long<\/i> minutes, the little cutesy baby voice. And she presumably says swear words a lot.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This is \u2062so <i>exciting<\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Adam Scott is offering \u2063to walk your dog for one hour.\u2064 Scott could sign a check\u200c that would benefit the crews,\u2064 but instead he\u2019s going to walk your dog for an hour, \u200cwhich sounds amazing. Theoretically, \u2062you\u200b could walk your dog yourself, but \u2062I guess if you really want to be able to \u2064say you hired Scott to walk\u2064 your dog because\u200b it\u2019s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/generous-hollywood-talent-they-auction-off-their-services-but-they-wont-write-a-check\/\" title=\"Hollywood Talent: They Offer Services, Not Money.\">good cocktail party story<\/a>, you could do that.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">That is inspiring\u2064 stuff.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/onelink.to\/dwapp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">CLICK HERE \u2064TO GET THE DAILY \u200bWIRE\u2062 APP<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p> <\/p>\n<h2> What is the opportunity being offered by the Union Solidarity \u2062Coalition to \u200battend a\u2062 private comedy show, and what potential bonus could come with it<\/h2>\n<p><span>  But you better behave and not try to take advantage of the situation.\u200c Fair warning.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If strange murals aren&#8217;t your thing, perhaps \u200cyou&#8217;d be more interested in having lunch with Bob Odenkirk. Yes, you can bid on a lunch date with the talented actor. Imagine the conversations you could have over a meal. Just make sure to behave, or he might end the experience abruptly and leave you \u200chungry.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">There&#8217;s also \u200ban opportunity to attend\u200c a private comedy show hosted by the Union Solidarity \u200dCoalition. You can bid on the chance to enjoy an \u200devening filled with laughter and entertainment. Who knows, you\u200b might even get to meet some famous comedians.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And if you&#8217;re a fan of music, you \u200cwon&#8217;t want to miss the opportunity to bid on a private concert by \u200da \u2064renowned musician. You can \u2062have the artist perform for you and your guests in the comfort of\u2064 your own\u200c home. It&#8217;s a\u200b once-in-a-lifetime\u2064 experience for any music enthusiast.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">These are just a few examples of the exciting auction items available. The Union Solidarity Coalition is \u2064truly going above and beyond to raise funds for their crews&#8217; \u2063health \u2063care. It&#8217;s remarkable to see celebrities and talented individuals using their skills \u2063and \u2063fame to make a\u2062 difference.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">However, let&#8217;s \u200dnot forget \u2062the underlying issue\u2063 here. If these wealthy individuals genuinely wanted to contribute to their crews&#8217; health care\u2062 funds, they could simply write\u200b a check. Auctioning off their services seems more like a publicity stunt than a sincere effort to help.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nevertheless, if you&#8217;re interested, head over to eBay and start\u2062 placing \u2063your bids. Not only will you be supporting a worthy cause,\u200d but you&#8217;ll also have\u200d the opportunity to experience something truly unique. It&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/deal-with-the-devil-apple-signed-275-billion-contract-with-china-to-avoid-crackdown\/\" title=\"Deal with the Devil: Apple Signed 5 Billion Contract with China to Avoid Crackdown\">win-win situation<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">In conclusion, the Union Solidarity Coalition is now auctioning off\u2063 their \u200dservices to benefit their crews&#8217; health care fund. Lena Dunham will paint a\u2064 mural in your home, Bob\u2062 Odenkirk will have lunch with you, and there\u200d are\u2062 many\u2063 other exciting opportunities up for grabs. While it may seem like a PR move, it&#8217;s still a chance to support a worthy cause and have an unforgettable experience. So don&#8217;t hesitate, start bidding!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m thrilled to share that the Union Solidarity Coalition, comprising renowned actors, actresses, and writers, is auctioning their services to support their crews&#8217; healthcare fund. It&#8217;s worth noting that each person auctioning is incredibly wealthy. Their genuine desire to assist is commendable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":161,"featured_media":2037839,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2037838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2037838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037838\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2037839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2037838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2037838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2037838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}