{"id":2026453,"date":"2023-09-08T22:16:02","date_gmt":"2023-09-09T02:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/like-a-swirling-toilet-bowl-of-mendacity-woke-search-engine-says-men-can-menstruate\/"},"modified":"2023-09-08T22:21:19","modified_gmt":"2023-09-09T02:21:19","slug":"like-a-swirling-toilet-bowl-of-mendacity-woke-search-engine-says-men-can-menstruate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/like-a-swirling-toilet-bowl-of-mendacity-woke-search-engine-says-men-can-menstruate\/","title":{"rendered":"Woke search engine claims men can menstruate, like a swirling toilet bowl of lies."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">28<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Flike-a-swirling-toilet-bowl-of-mendacity-woke-search-engine-says-men-can-menstruate%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2026453&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>Do Men Menstruate? The Absurdity of Google&#8217;s \u200dResponse<\/h2>\n<p>Right now would be a good time to Google the question: \u201cDo \u2062men menstruate?,\u201d if right now you happen to be drunk out of your mind, already wearing a\u200c lampshade on your head \u200cand quickly running out of other jokes to keep \u200byour friends in the hot tub giggling helplessly until you can find\u200d some quiet place in which to violently vomit and collapse \u2062into unconsciousness. Because as it turns out, if you Google the question, \u201cDo men menstruate?\u201d the first hilarious response Google will give you is this \u2013 and this is an exact quote: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cHaving a period\u2064 is not a feminine thing, and people of all genders menstruate, \u200bincluding non-binary people, agender people and even plenty of men!\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now I know what you\u2019re thinking. You\u2019re thinking, \u201cOh Klavan, you raucously rambunctious maestro \u2062of merriment, how did you\u2064 invent this absurd\u200c scenario that makes it seem as if one of\u2062 the most powerful corporations on earth is trying to drag the rest of \u2062us\u2062 into a swirling toilet bowl of mendacity so that we\u2019ll be ultimately flushed into the twisted plumbing of stupidity and spat\u200d out into the sewer of cultural \u2063lunacy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But no, \u2063I am not making\u2063 this up. In fact, according to the entire first\u2064 page of responses on Google, menstruation, the process by which breeding \u200cage \u2063females \u200bwho are not pregnant reabsorb their monthly ovum into the\u200b lining of their uterus \u2062and then expel that \u2063lining through their vaginas, can also take \u2064place in people who are not female, can\u2019t get \u2064pregnant, don\u2019t produce ova, don\u2019t have a uterus and can\u2019t expel its lining through their vaginas which they also don\u2019t have. What a wonderful font of information Google is for people who don\u2019t know the meaning of \u2062the word \u201cfont\u201d and aren\u2019t\u2063 interested in getting\u2064 any information!<\/p>\n<p>Now you may think, \u201cAll right, when Google reports that men \u200ccan do \u200bwhat they could only do in an alternative universe where words have\u200d no meaning and Google is a font of information, perhaps it would be true to say that Google\u2063 has become\u200b a corrupt, politicized lie factory that replaced its original slogan of \u2018Don\u2019t Be \u200dEvil\u2019 with the new slogan, \u2018Oh, \u2064what the hell, let\u2019s be so Evil that\u2063 even the word Evil will not be able to contain the \u200dEvil that is Google-level Evil.\u2019 But what about the rest of the response that says menstruation can occur in non-binary people, \u2063and agender people, and people with genders other than male and female and unicorns \u200dand brobdignags and \u2062cooley-booley-oolios and saka-dela-reekios \u2063and \u200d<a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/like-a-swirling-toilet-bowl-of-mendacity-woke-search-engine-says-men-can-menstruate\/\" title=\"Woke search engine claims men can menstruate, like a swirling toilet bowl of lies.\">chuga-booga-naga-dooba-dees<\/a> and \u2064other non-existent creatures I just invented? Wouldn\u2019t it be \u200da \u2063happier world if \u2062every single \u2064phantom that populates the \u2063fever dreams of woke insipidity could enjoy the same monthly bleeding, cramps, bloating, and irritability that were hitherto reserved only for those women so privileged they get to spend three days \u200ca month curled up\u2063 on the sofa when they\u2019d\u200d much rather be rampaging through \u200cGoogle headquarters with a butcher\u200c knife cutting out the beating heart of every single mother-jumping moronic son-of-a-b****itch\u200c who thinks it\u2019s cool to say men can\u200c menstruate?<\/p>\n<p>And sure, maybe the \u200dnon-existent creatures of Google\u2019s imaginary menagerie, \u200ccan not only \u200cmenstruate but \u200dare\u2064 much less annoying than menstruating women because menstruating women have the disadvantage of actually existing when they menstruate, which is no walk in \u2064the park, or at least so I\u2019m told. Still, you would think a corporation whose only purpose is to give you ready access to honest information so they can steal your personal browsing habits and sell them to other soulless corporate entities would at least create an algorithm that gives you \u200dready access\u200b to honest information instead of lying to you about what\u2019s between your legs when a simple lowering of your chin will reveal to you that it isn\u2019t between your legs and even if, through some act of surgical barbarism,\u2064 it were between your legs, it wouldn\u2019t be.<\/p>\n<p>Now some of you may be thinking, \u201cGee, Klavan, you sound pretty irritable about \u2063this. Maybe it\u2019s your \u2063time of the month.\u201d And all I can say is: if menstruating is anywhere near as irritating as being lied to by \u200da \u2062bunch of flabby-souled corporate jerkwads like the people at\u2064 Google, I\u2019m glad I\u2019m a\u200d man and can use Duck Duck Go.<\/p>\n<h3>About the Author<\/h3>\n<p>Andrew Klavan\u200d is\u2064 the host of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>\u201d at The Daily Wire. He is an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/parents-should-oppose-critical-race-theory-to-save-our-kids-from-left-wing-indoctrination-ag-paxton\/\" title=\"Parents Should Oppose Critical Race Theory to \u2018Save Our Kids\u2019 from Left-Wing Indoctrination: AG Paxton\">award-winning novelist<\/a>, Hollywood\u200c screenwriter, and popular satirist. Klavan \u200dis the author of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/When-Christmas-Comes-Andrew-Klavan\/dp\/1613162405\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_2\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=x29DZ&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=X7J7YCZYPAH29407AXTY&#038;pd_rd_wg=M65Ef&#038;pd_rd_r=c2bb5bb5-dd27-434d-9ca1-f2098f486a81&#038;pd_rd_i=1613162405&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">When Christmas Comes<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_1\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=lnVGk&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=13RV0285EXYKN2D57RST&#038;pd_rd_wg=jW34u&#038;pd_rd_r=e0bb3c70-62ea-4448-8be5-a7cf1bba3f5e&#038;pd_rd_i=1613163517&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Strange Habit of Mind,<\/a>\u201d the first two novels in \u2064the USA Today best-selling Cameron Winter Mystery series. The \u200bthird \u200cinstallment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House \u2063of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d releases on October 31, 2023, and \u200dis now available for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pre-order<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Follow Klavan on Twitter: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/three-cheers-for-bidenomics-and-bunions\/\" title=\"Hooray for Bidenomics and bunions!\">opening\u200b satirical monologue<\/a> of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1147-who-will-seize-the-culture-member-exclusive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show.<\/a>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views \u200cexpressed in this satirical article are those of the\u200c author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re currently intoxicated, wearing a lampshade, and running out of jokes to entertain your friends in the hot tub, it might be a good idea to Google &#8220;Do men menstruate?&#8221; for a laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":2026454,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2026453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2026453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026453\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2026454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2026453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2026453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2026453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}