{"id":2012622,"date":"2023-08-25T22:29:01","date_gmt":"2023-08-26T02:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/merrick-garland-appoints-federal-prosecutor-david-weiss-to-oversee-david-weiss\/"},"modified":"2023-08-25T22:30:37","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T02:30:37","slug":"merrick-garland-appoints-federal-prosecutor-david-weiss-to-oversee-david-weiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/merrick-garland-appoints-federal-prosecutor-david-weiss-to-oversee-david-weiss\/","title":{"rendered":"Merrick Garland assigns David Weiss as overseer of David Weiss in federal prosecution."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">26<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fmerrick-garland-appoints-federal-prosecutor-david-weiss-to-oversee-david-weiss%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2012622&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>The Department of \u200dJustice Appoints Special \u2062Counsel \u200dto Oversee Hunter Biden \u200bInvestigation<\/h2>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The\u200c Department of Justice has appointed Federal Prosecutor\u2064 David Weiss as Special Counsel to oversee the botched\u200c Hunter Biden \u2063investigation.\u2064 David Weiss&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/merrick-garland-appoints-federal-prosecutor-david-weiss-to-oversee-david-weiss\/\" title=\"Merrick Garland assigns David Weiss as overseer of David Weiss in federal prosecution.\">meandering years-long investigation allowed<\/a> the statute of limitations to run out on major charges against Hunter before resulting\u200c in a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/hunter-biden-plea-comer-says-foiled-plea-agreement-strips-biden-lawyers-of-bully-power\/\" title=\"Comer claims failed plea deal weakens Biden lawyers' influence.\">failed plea deal<\/a>. Now, David Weiss has been assigned \u2062to oversee\u2064 himself to ensure there is \u2064no\u200d funny business. However, due \u200cto DOJ regulations, the special counsel overseeing David Weiss should be \u2062someone\u200c outside \u200cthe federal \u200bgovernment.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h3>Attorney General Merrick &#8220;Joey Bananas&#8221; \u2063Garland&#8217;s \u200dCynical Cover-Up<\/h3>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Attorney General Merrick Garland claims that\u200d appointing David Weiss to oversee himself will restore the public&#8217;s trust in the integrity \u2064of the DOJ. However, this move is seen as\u2062 a blatantly cynical cover-up that aims to blind the public to \u2064the corruption\u2062 and\u200c abuse of power that has diminished their trust \u200cin the DOJ.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Special \u2062Counsel David Weiss \u200chas\u2064 already begun his oversight by questioning himself in a mysterious old\u2063 house behind\u200b the DOJ\u200d building. Witnesses claim to have heard two distinct voices \u2064engaging in the interrogation.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking in a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/estelle-harris-seinfeld-and-toy-story-actor-dies-at-93\/\" title=\"Estelle Harris, \u2018Seinfeld\u2019 and \u2018Toy Story\u2019 Actor, Dies at 93\">high-pitched voice<\/a>, Special Counsel David Weiss said, &#8220;Listen\u200c to me,\u2063 boy, I won&#8217;t tolerate corruption in my\u200d Justice Department.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which\u2062 Federal Prosecutor David\u200b Weiss replied, &#8220;Oh my God, Mother. Blood! Blood!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Congressional investigators later determined this to be \u2062an obscure \u200cand overly elaborate \u200b&#8221;Psycho&#8221;\u2062 joke\u200c that \u200cmost of\u2064 the audience won&#8217;t \u2063get but is still too funny to cut \u2062out. They \u200bthen discovered\u200d a preserved corpse in the root cellar and returned it\u2062 to the White House.<\/p>\n<h3>President Biden Denies Involvement in Hunter Biden Investigation<\/h3>\n<p>Addressing the Hunter Biden investigation, \u2064President Joe Biden denies any involvement\u2062 in his son&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/new-gop-committee-chairman-to-treasury-hand-over-info-on-biden-family-business-deals\/\" title=\"New GOP Committee Chairman To Treasury: Hand Over Info On Biden Family Business Deals\">influence peddling schemes<\/a>. Despite\u200d evidence such as repeated \u2064calls\u200b during Hunter&#8217;s meetings with shady foreign nationals and \u2064receiving a \u2063percentage of\u2062 the ill-gotten gains, President Biden claims there is not\u2064 a single shred of evidence against \u2062him.<\/p>\n<p>The President made these remarks on\u2063 the \u2063island of \u200dMaui, where\u200b he woke up to find himself speaking to a group of sad-looking people. \u2063In an attempt\u200b to \u2064comfort\u200b them, he said, &#8220;What&#8217;s everyone so \u2062down about? Put on a happy \u200dface, Bidenomics is working. And\u2062 hey, what&#8217;s with all\u200b this mess? \u200cI \u200dthought Hawaii \u2063was supposed to be nice.&#8221; When informed\u200b about\u200b a devastating fire, he compared it to a kitchen fire that\u200b could\u2064 have \u2064damaged his beloved Corvette.<\/p>\n<p>The President then\u2063 dozed off again, finding sad \u2063people boring.<\/p>\n<h3>The Media&#8217;s Reaction to Special\u200c Counsel \u200cDavid\u2062 Weiss<\/h3>\n<p>The news \u2062media, known for its \u2063fairness, welcomed\u2064 the appointment of Special Counsel David Weiss. Eugene\u2062 Robinson of the Washington Post, famous \u200bfor his \u200cideological corruption, \u200cexpressed his \u200bsupport for Joe Biden and his trust in the investigation.<\/p>\n<p>Robinson was immediately appointed Special Counsel to oversee Special Counsel David Weiss.<\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the\u200c host \u2064of &#8220;The Andrew Klavan Show&#8221; at\u200b The Daily Wire.\u200c He is an award-winning novelist, Hollywood \u200bscreenwriter, and popular satirist. Klavan is the author of &#8220;When Christmas Comes&#8221; and &#8220;Strange \u200bHabit of Mind,&#8221; the first two novels\u200d in the USA Today \u2064best-selling Cameron Winter Mystery \u200bseries. The third installment, &#8220;The House of Love \u2064and Death,&#8221; releases on October\u2062 31, 2023, and is now available for pre-order.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Follow Klavan\u200b on Twitter: @andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This\u2062 excerpt is taken\u2064 from the opening satirical monologue of &#8220;The Andrew Klavan Show.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The \u2062views expressed in this satirical\u200d article are those of\u2064 the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Department of Justice has named Federal Prosecutor David Weiss as Special Counsel to supervise the mishandled Hunter Biden investigation. Weiss&#8217;s lengthy and aimless inquiry led to the expiration of the statute of limitations on significant charges against Hunter. Ultimately, it concluded with a favorable plea agreement that promptly materialized.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":2012623,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2012622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2012622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012622\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2012623"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2012622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2012622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2012622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}