{"id":2005415,"date":"2023-08-18T21:52:01","date_gmt":"2023-08-19T01:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/three-cheers-for-bidenomics-and-bunions\/"},"modified":"2023-08-18T21:56:13","modified_gmt":"2023-08-19T01:56:13","slug":"three-cheers-for-bidenomics-and-bunions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/three-cheers-for-bidenomics-and-bunions\/","title":{"rendered":"Hooray for Bidenomics and bunions!"},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"float:left\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">10<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fthree-cheers-for-bidenomics-and-bunions%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=2005415&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>Three Cheers for\u2062 Bidenomics!<\/h2>\n<p>It\u2019s time to give three cheers\u2064 for Bidenomics \u2026 \u2063and suppurating \u200bfungal infections of \u2062the testicles, and possibly bunions. President\u200d and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden has been taking time out from quietly decomposing \u200con the beach this summer to tout the administration\u2019s signature economic program, which has been a boon to \u200cevery \u200dpatriotic American \u2062who loves Mom and Apple Pie after all the other food \u2062has run out.<\/p>\n<h3>Q&#038;A: Bidenomics Explained<\/h3>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Q: What is Bidenomics?<\/h3>\n<p>A: Some \u2063of you \u200dmay \u2064remember Reaganomics, when \u2062President Reagan cut taxes and regulations so that businesses\u200b could grow and hire workers who could then \u200bbuy stuff from small businesses, so that everyone \u2063was making money and could have vacations which brought wealth to tourist\u2063 locations where they\u200d hired even more workers for more money and everyone was \u200dprosperous and \u200dhappy\u200b and\u200d singing and dancing around in celebration and delight. Well, that was no good.<\/p>\n<p>So now we have\u200c Bidenomics, where the government gives money to their friends who\u200b invest in clean fuel\u200b like fairy dust and unicorn manure. These public subsidies, technically known as graft \u200cor peculation, will be used to build\u2063 gigantic windmills that create power by slaughtering birds so the birds\u200c don\u2019t block the sun and the\u2063 sun can shine on solar batteries which then provide energy and create wonderful new jobs until night \u2064falls and the \u2063<a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/three-cheers-for-bidenomics-and-bunions\/\" title=\"Hooray for Bidenomics and bunions!\">entire fantastical contraption vanishes<\/a> \u2063into the imaginations of the same experts who ruined everything during the pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>This \u2064way, instead of trickle down economics, where people with money buy goods\u200d and\u200c services from people who need money, you now\u200b have trickle <em>up<\/em> economics where people with\u200b no money sit around \u200dwishing they had \u2062money like the rich \u200bclimate conmen\u200c who live in the Cayman Islands to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/doj-nominee-has-up-to-55-million-in-trust-used-to-dodge-estate-tax\/\" title=\"DOJ Nominee Has Up to  Million in Trust Used to Dodge Estate Tax\">avoid paying taxes<\/a> to the climate conmen in government so that the government \u200dhas no money which it then gives to the people with no money so that\u2062 they now \u2064have as much money as \u2063the government,\u200c which is minus $32 trillion.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h3>More\u2062 Questions About Bidenomics<\/h3>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Q: Wait a \u200bminute. You\u2019re saying,\u200d under\u200b Bidenomics, no one has any money?<\/h3>\n<p>A: No, no, no. \u200bIf you have no money, you can\u2019t afford to buy anything. So the\u2062 government prints money, which\u2063 of course is\u2064 worthless, \u2062so that prices go up, so you can\u2019t afford to\u2064 buy anything.<\/p>\n<h3>Q: If I can\u2019t afford to buy anything, how do I eat?<\/h3>\n<p>A: Well, it\u2019s true \u200bthat, under Bidenomics, there are some things\u200b you can\u2019t eat, like meat or bread or \u200bfood, but you can eat other good\u200c things, like your memories or the dog. You can also eat Skittles if you\u2019re a black \u200btrans person who might enjoy being\u200c castrated and having diabetes.<\/p>\n<h3>Q: Wow, that sounds\u2062 really great. Is Bidenomics the \u2063<a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/white-house-claims-increased-demand-for-gasoline-is-cause-of-high-gas-prices\/\" title=\"White House claims increased demand for gasoline is cause of high gas prices\">reason gas prices<\/a> are going up as well?<\/h3>\n<p>A: No,\u2063 that\u2019s because of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/elon-musk-i-got-a-covid-test-four-times-in-one-day-two-came-back-negative-two-came-back-positive-the-daily-wire\/\" title=\"Elon Musk: I Got A COVID Test Four Times In One Day. \u2018Two Came Back Negative, Two Came Back Positive.\u2019 | The Daily Wire\">climate change<\/a>. You see,\u200b 100,000 years ago, there was\u2062 an\u200d ice age, and glaciers covered the country. Then, about 25,000 years ago,\u200b the climate turned warm because too\u2062 many pre-historic poor people were driving Flintstone-powered cars. That\u2019s when the glaciers melted and\u200d became the Great Lakes and John Kerry had to fly his wife\u2019s private plane to Switzerland to make sure nothing like that would ever happen\u2062 again and to get in some skiing.\u200b So now gas prices are almost $4 a gallon, except in California, where \u200da gallon is $7, but with each full tank you\u2064 get a free homeless person.<\/p>\n<h3>Q: Now that you\u2019ve explained Bidenomics, I think things were\u2064 better under\u200c Donald Trump.\u200c Why shouldn\u2019t I just vote for him?<\/h3>\n<p>A: Because \u200cunfortunately Donald Trump is under\u200b indictment.<\/p>\n<h3>Q:\u200d But if things were \u2064better\u2064 under Trump, why was he indicted?<\/h3>\n<p>A: That\u2064 is why.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>\u201d\u200c at The Daily Wire. He is\u2063 an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/parents-should-oppose-critical-race-theory-to-save-our-kids-from-left-wing-indoctrination-ag-paxton\/\" title=\"Parents Should Oppose Critical Race Theory to \u2018Save Our Kids\u2019 from Left-Wing Indoctrination: AG Paxton\">award-winning novelist<\/a>,\u2064 Hollywood screenwriter, and popular satirist. Klavan is\u00a0the author of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/When-Christmas-Comes-Andrew-Klavan\/dp\/1613162405\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_2\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=x29DZ&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=X7J7YCZYPAH29407AXTY&#038;pd_rd_wg=M65Ef&#038;pd_rd_r=c2bb5bb5-dd27-434d-9ca1-f2098f486a81&#038;pd_rd_i=1613162405&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">When Christmas \u200bComes<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_1\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=lnVGk&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=13RV0285EXYKN2D57RST&#038;pd_rd_wg=jW34u&#038;pd_rd_r=e0bb3c70-62ea-4448-8be5-a7cf1bba3f5e&#038;pd_rd_i=1613163517&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Strange Habit of Mind,<\/a>\u201d the first two novels \u2064in the USA Today best-selling \u200dCameron Winter Mystery series. The third installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The \u2064House of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d releases on\u200b October\u200b 31, 2023, and is now available for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pre-order<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Follow Klavan \u2064on Twitter:\u00a0@andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the opening\u2062 satirical monologue of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1144-the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The \u2062Andrew\u2064 Klavan Show.<\/a>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views expressed\u2062 in this \u200bsatirical article\u2062 are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The \u2064Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time to applaud Bidenomics, along with potential testicular infections and bunions. President Joe Biden, along with his administration, has been promoting their economic program, benefiting patriotic Americans. Despite his decomposing beach time, Biden continues to prioritize this signature initiative.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":2005416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2005415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2005415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2005415\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2005416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2005415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2005415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2005415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}