{"id":1998418,"date":"2023-08-11T22:26:02","date_gmt":"2023-08-12T02:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/so-there-actually-is-a-thing-called-womens-soccer\/"},"modified":"2023-08-11T22:30:17","modified_gmt":"2023-08-12T02:30:17","slug":"so-there-actually-is-a-thing-called-womens-soccer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/so-there-actually-is-a-thing-called-womens-soccer\/","title":{"rendered":"Women&#8217;s soccer is a real thing."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">12<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fso-there-actually-is-a-thing-called-womens-soccer%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1998418&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>American Journalists Furious with Conservatives Over\u200b Mocking of U.S. Women&#8217;s Soccer\u200c Team<\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">American journalists, and other sentient pustules on the goat-like buttocks of Satan, are absolutely furious with conservatives because\u200b conservatives are mocking the U.S. women\u2019s soccer team after the team\u2019s hilariously humiliating loss to Mesopotamia or Sweden\u200b or\u200d some absurd backwater\u2064 like\u200b that. Conservative reaction \u2064to the American team\u2019s comical downfall ranged from startled surprise that a soccer \u2064match had been \u2063going on \u2014 to startled surprise\u2064 that anyone from a great country like the \u2064United \u2063States would stoop to playing a crap-hole time-waster like soccer \u200c\u2014 to startled surprise \u2062that WOMEN would play \u2064soccer when\u2063 they should\u2064 be doing something useful or\u2063 entertaining \u2014 to uncontrollable laughter\u200b that \u200cthe women\u2019s team \u200bhad lost \u200cbefore conservatives were even aware they were \u200bplaying \u200cwhatever it was they were playing which we can\u2019t remember because \u2064it was soccer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now for everyone who had something better\u2062 to do than pay attention to \u200csoccer,\u200c perhaps\u2062 I should\u00a0 explain. \u2026 I\u2019m sorry, I \u2062misread that sentence,\u2063 let me start again. For everyone \u2014 who had \u2062something \u2062better to do than pay attention to soccer \u2014 let me explain. It turns out there actually is or maybe\u2064 once was a U.S. Women\u2019s soccer team and\u200d they actually\u200c did set a \u2062record by losing the Women\u2019s World Cup before any of us knew\u200d such a\u200c thing existed. This <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/so-there-actually-is-a-thing-called-womens-soccer\/\" title=\"Women's soccer is a real thing.\">amusingly public graveyard spin<\/a> of spectacular abasement \u2064occurred when Megan Rapinoe \u2014 an \u2064ill-mannered and \u2062unpleasant\u200d anti-American loudmouth \u2014 missed a shot so easy that anyone\u200c could have made it if anyone cared enough about soccer\u2062 to waste time kicking a ball that any self-respecting \u200dAmerican would have \u200cpicked up and thrown with the hands \u2064God \u2062gave him.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now, to be fair to the American\u200b News media and other wing-ed\u200c spawns of the dark night of\u200c western moral collapse, conservatives did seem to take some pleasure in the hitherto unheard-of American \u200dteam\u2019s pricelessly ignominious defeat. As one conservative commentator\u2064 put it, \u201cHa <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/that-is-hilarious-energy-secretary-cackles-when-asked-about-rising-gasoline-prices\/\" title=\"\u2018That Is Hilarious\u2019: Energy Secretary Cackles When Asked About Rising Gasoline Prices\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/breaking-kyle-rittenhouse-finally-released-on-2-million-cash-bond\/\" title=\"BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse FINALLY Released on  Million Cash Bond\">ha ha<\/a> ha<\/a> ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha. Ha ha.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But to look \u2063at it from a different angle than\u200d the media\u2019s \u200c\u2014 let\u2019s say \u200dthe angle of decent and honest human beings \u2014\u200c there\u2062 were some\u2064 ways in\u200d which the American women\u2019s soccer team had\u2062 been kind of alienating to patriots \u2064and \u200dreligious people and ensouled life forms and other entities who otherwise couldn\u2019t \u200dcare less about soccer.<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1143-the-summer-of-girl-member-exclusive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">WATCH: The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">For instance, Megan\u2064 Rapinoe \u2014 an ill-mannered \u2062and unpleasant anti-American loudmouth \u2014 \u200chad shown disrespect to \u2062her home\u2064 country in the presence\u200d of foreigners as when she knelt during the American national\u200d anthem while playing against Thailand,\u200d whose players did\u2063 not kneel during the Thailand national\u200c anthem because if they\u2062 had, they would have been arrested and tortured before disappearing altogether. Conversely, Megan Rapinoe \u2014 an ill-mannered and unpleasant anti-American loudmouth \u2014 wrote\u2063 a book about \u2064the experience and \u200bwas \u200blauded as a hero\u2062 \u2014 which is \u200dalmost exactly like \u2062being arrested\u2062 and tortured\u200b except\u200b for the\u2063 fact that you\u2019re \u200cnot arrested or tortured\u200b because you\u2019re an American \u200cso\u2064 stand up when the anthem is\u2062 played, you miserably spoiled\u2063 little weasel-woman.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Miss Rapinoe \u2014 an ill-mannered and unpleasant anti-American loudmouth\u200b \u2014 also ran a successful campaign to get women soccer players equal pay\u200d for doing\u2063 work that\u2019s equal to men soccer players except for the fact that it makes less money. So essentially, the women\u2019s\u2063 team is\u2064 now being\u200d supported with money earned by\u200d the men\u2019s team, which would be fine if the women\u2019s team would at least keep \u2064house for the \u200bmen\u2019s team\u200b and then\u2064 have sex with them instead of wasting their \u2064time losing at soccer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now\u2063 I must admit that some\u200d conservative mockery of the women\u2019s\u2063 soccer team\u2019s laughable loss was rather\u2062 harsh. Like when I\u200d said that if\u200c the men\u2019s team is supporting the women, the women could at least \u200chave sex with\u200b them \u2014\u200b that was\u2064 a little harsh. But on \u2063the\u200c other hand, \u2064the harshness of that remark was balanced\u2062 by the fact that it was almost as hilarious\u2063 as watching Megan Rapinoe \u2014 an ill-mannered and unpleasant \u200canti-American loudmouth \u2014 lose the\u200d match because she \u200bshoots like a girl.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So all in all, I think we can come away from this controversy\u200c with the following lesson: \u200dIf you\u2019re an ill-mannered and \u2063unpleasant anti-American weasel-woman, don\u2019t \u2063disrespect the flag or you could be punished by being forced to play soccer. Then you\u2019ll really have \u2063something \u200cto complain \u2063about.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Andrew Klavan is the host of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/show\/the-andrew-klavan-show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show<\/a>\u201d\u200b at The Daily Wire. He is an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/parents-should-oppose-critical-race-theory-to-save-our-kids-from-left-wing-indoctrination-ag-paxton\/\" title=\"Parents Should Oppose Critical Race Theory to \u2018Save Our Kids\u2019 from Left-Wing Indoctrination: AG Paxton\">award-winning novelist<\/a>, Hollywood \u200dscreenwriter, and popular\u200d satirist. Klavan\u200b is\u00a0the author of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/When-Christmas-Comes-Andrew-Klavan\/dp\/1613162405\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_2\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=x29DZ&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=X7J7YCZYPAH29407AXTY&#038;pd_rd_wg=M65Ef&#038;pd_rd_r=c2bb5bb5-dd27-434d-9ca1-f2098f486a81&#038;pd_rd_i=1613162405&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">When Christmas Comes<\/a>\u201d and \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Strange-Habit-Mind-Cameron-Mysteries\/dp\/1613163517\/ref=pd_bxgy_sccl_1\/132-9473875-2662038?pd_rd_w=lnVGk&#038;content-id=amzn1.sym.26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_p=26a5c67f-1a30-486b-bb90-b523ad38d5a0&#038;pf_rd_r=13RV0285EXYKN2D57RST&#038;pd_rd_wg=jW34u&#038;pd_rd_r=e0bb3c70-62ea-4448-8be5-a7cf1bba3f5e&#038;pd_rd_i=1613163517&#038;psc=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Strange Habit\u2063 of\u2064 Mind,<\/a>\u201d the first\u200d two novels\u2064 in the USA Today best-selling Cameron Winter\u2064 Mystery series. The third installment, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The House of Love and Death<\/a>,\u201d releases\u200b on October\u2063 31, \u200c2023,\u2063 and is now available for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/House-Death-Cameron-Winter-Mysteries-ebook\/dp\/B0BW1ZTVP9?ref_=ast_author_dp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pre-order<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Follow Klavan on\u2064 Twitter:\u00a0@andrewklavan<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This excerpt is taken from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/as-russia-tries-to-conquer-ukraine-deviants-try-to-conquer-everybody\/\" title=\"As Russia Tries To Conquer Ukraine, Deviants Try To Conquer Everybody\">opening satirical monologue<\/a> \u2064of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailywire.com\/episode\/ep-1143-the-summer-of-girl-member-exclusive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Andrew Klavan Show.<\/a>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The views \u200dexpressed in this satirical article \u200dare those of the \u200cauthor\u200d and do not necessarily \u2063represent those of The Daily Wire.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>American journalists and other critics are enraged with conservatives for mocking the U.S. women&#8217;s soccer team following their embarrassing loss to Mesopotamia or Sweden. Conservative responses to the team&#8217;s downfall varied from astonishment to amusement, fueling the controversy further.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":641,"featured_media":1998419,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1998418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/641"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1998418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998418\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1998419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1998418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1998418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1998418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}