{"id":1966300,"date":"2023-07-07T03:54:06","date_gmt":"2023-07-07T07:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/bill-de-blasio-is-single-and-ready-to-mingle\/"},"modified":"2023-07-07T03:58:59","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T07:58:59","slug":"bill-de-blasio-is-single-and-ready-to-mingle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/bill-de-blasio-is-single-and-ready-to-mingle\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill De Blasio is available and looking for love."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">18<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fbill-de-blasio-is-single-and-ready-to-mingle%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1966300&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div class=\"article-content\">\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>On Wednesday, after 29 blissful years of marriage made in Marxist hell, former New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and his wife Chirlane McCray <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2023\/07\/05\/nyregion\/de-blasio-marriage-chirlane-mccray.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">announced<\/a> they are separating.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>If Donald Trump had ever married an out lesbian to burnish his <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/the-fall-of-andrew-cuomo-how-an-empire-built-on-fear-came-crashing-down\/\" title=\"The Fall Of Andrew Cuomo: How An Empire Built On Fear Came Crashing Down\">political credentials<\/a>, I\u2019m sure she would have looked like one of the hot French chicks in \u201cBlue Is the Warmest Color.\u201d When Bill de Blasio wifed up his own politically expedient lesbian, he had to set his sights a bit lower.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-2-long d-flex justify-content-center\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; \" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-2071440334\">\n<div id=\"div-gpt-ad-1379703300879-0\" class=\"mb-30\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-1b467755cce8278b6d29be6e051a9a4f fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-2\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-1b467755cce8278b6d29be6e051a9a4f\"><\/div>\n<p>De Blasio is a man with a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/photo-evidence-dominion-voting-machines-have-made-in-china-labels\/\" title=\"PHOTO EVIDENCE: Dominion Voting Machines Have \u201cMade in China\u201d Labels\">long history<\/a> of taking politically expedient changes to his identity, including his birth name. He was born Warren Wilhelm Jr., but that\u2019s a bit too Germanic to win elections in New York.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out he\u2019d noticed a few minor red flags even before their nuptials:\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\">\n<p>\u201cFor the guy who took the chance on a woman who was an out lesbian and wrote an article called \u2018I Am a Lesbian,\u2019\u201d Mr. de Blasio said, \u201cthere was a part of me that would at times say, \u2018Hmmm, is this like a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/former-nyc-leftist-mayor-bill-de-blasio-splitting-from-wife-who-identified-as-lesbian\/\" title=\"Former NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio and his wife, who identified as a lesbian, are separating.\">time bomb ticking<\/a>? Is this something that you\u2019re going to regret later on?\u2019 So I always lived with that stuff.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Regrets, he\u2019s had a few.<\/p>\n<p>Marriages of convenience, as we know, abound in elite Democrat circles. Perhaps the most famous is the rapturous love story of Bill and Hillary Clinton, locked in their nuptial death spiral until the\u00a0end of days.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-d77633cc75da578739e8a6d38ff4cebb fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-6\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-d77633cc75da578739e8a6d38ff4cebb\"><\/div>\n<p>You may recall that Chirlane was called the \u201cco-mayor\u201d in her husband\u2019s administration, overseeing the <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2019\/02\/28\/de-blasio-and-co-mayor-wife-have-wasted-1-8b-of-taxpayer-money\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">embezzlement of a bizarrely huge sum of money<\/a>, by some accounts over $1 billion.\u00a0I wonder what Chirlane saw in her future husband. I suppose she saw the same thing we all see: a weak man so totally mentally castrated that he is almost more female than she is.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>She also must have seen what New Yorkers themselves saw: a politician who would one day cruise to victory as the leader of their city \u2014 which tells you all you need to know about the libs who live in New York.<\/p>\n<p>The de Blasios\u2019 announcement was a perfect reflection of the couple. No tasteful statement asking for privacy for their kids, no heartfelt press release.\u00a0Instead, the separation was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2023\/07\/05\/nyregion\/de-blasio-marriage-chirlane-mccray.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">announced<\/a> with an unprecedented level of stomach-churning cringe \u2014 and included a citywide call for hot dates.\u00a0Maybe they were both auditioning for \u201cThe Bachelor.\u201d Or \u201cThe Real Househusbands of Park Slope.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>An unfortunate New York Times reporter was there to capture the moment as the de Blasios opened up about their new open marriage.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-e269bb2818d12aad3c08bd27ccda00eb fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-10\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-e269bb2818d12aad3c08bd27ccda00eb\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201c\u2018You can\u2019t fake it,\u2019 Ms. McCray said Tuesday from their kitchen table,\u201d referring to when she knew the magic was gone.<\/p>\n<p>Was that, er, all she was faking?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey are not planning to divorce, they said, but will date other people.\u201d How optimistic of them \u2014 not if the \u201cother people\u201d get a vote, they won\u2019t!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey will continue to share the Park Slope townhouse where they raised their two children, now in their 20s.\u201d Political props grow up so fast these days, don\u2019t they?<\/p>\n<p>All this is to say that after 29 years, our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/what-is-going-on-with-the-paul-pelosi-story\/\" title=\"What Is Going On With the Paul Pelosi Story?\">long national nightmare<\/a> of not having access to Bill de Blasio\u2019s de Dad Bod is over. Ladies and\/or gents: Now\u2019s your chance to get your hands on the least eligible bachelor in the city. Or, if he doesn\u2019t float your boat, his wife is looking for some new crewmates, too.<\/p>\n<p>Inside the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/bill-de-blasio-is-single-and-ready-to-mingle\/\" title=\"Bill De Blasio is available and looking for love.\">newly minted swingers den<\/a>, \u201ca photo of the couple in Times Square on New Year\u2019s Eve still greets visitors, which may come to include suitors.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Do Bill and Chirlane understand that their children can read this article? Or perhaps the kids were educated in the New York City public schools and so are insulated from these printed horrors by their expensively acquired illiteracy. (It costs <a href=\"https:\/\/ny.chalkbeat.org\/2023\/4\/11\/23677827\/budget-report-nyc-schools-funding-pupil-spending\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">$38,000 a year per student<\/a> to keep New York kids from learning to read, OK?)<\/p>\n<p>But hang on a second \u2014 \u201csuitors\u201d? Will Bill be hosting these suitors? Suitors are male \u2014 did the Times reveal too much there? Or perhaps, since some of ex-Mrs. de Blasio\u2019s new \u201cvisitors\u201d might be female lesbians, we should refer to them as \u201cpantsuitors.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The classy couple even asked the Times reporter to help them troll for dates: \u201cMs. McCray asked dryly if their phone numbers could be included in the newspaper. \u2018Can I put a picture from the gym in there?\u2019 Mr. de Blasio asked.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Ah yes, a photo of Bill in shorts and a sweaty T-shirt \u2014 just what the average New York Times reader craves. I\u2019m surprised the paper doesn\u2019t devote the entire front page to a giant de Blasio dating ad. Aren\u2019t these creeps a little old to be this thirsty? In public, no less?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m trying to imagine my parents having done this when they split up: calling the local paper, asking the reporter to get the word out about their newly single status. I would never have recovered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs the conversation neared its end, the former mayor pulled out his phone to play a song called \u2018Mango,\u2019 saying it might best explain their feelings now. \u2018I don\u2019t want nothing but you,\u2019 it went. \u2018Getting what you need \/ Even if it ain\u2019t from me.\u2019 Mr. de Blasio hummed a bit from his chair. Ms. McCray danced behind him, gazing ahead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And now I am gazing ahead too, at the nearest commode, as my lunch threatens to come back up.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Folks, this is what the kids mean by oversharing. TMI, bro. No one wants to know your kink. No one needs to know what a creep bag you are behind closed doors. Please, for the love of God, show a shred of dignity and then, we beseech both you, go away forever.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-9c959c1efc24419eda345d65626de90c fdrlst__b89e9-after-post-content\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-9c959c1efc24419eda345d65626de90c\"><\/div>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\">    \t\t\t\t\t   \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Wednesday, Bill de Blasio and Chirlane McCray, after 29 years of marriage, announced their separation. 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