{"id":1963024,"date":"2023-07-03T04:25:01","date_gmt":"2023-07-03T08:25:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/petty-woman-meghan-markle-waves-goodbye-to-her-rom-com-dreams\/"},"modified":"2023-07-03T04:30:52","modified_gmt":"2023-07-03T08:30:52","slug":"petty-woman-meghan-markle-waves-goodbye-to-her-rom-com-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/petty-woman-meghan-markle-waves-goodbye-to-her-rom-com-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"Meghan Markle bids farewell to rom-com aspirations."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">14<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fpetty-woman-meghan-markle-waves-goodbye-to-her-rom-com-dreams%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1963024&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><div class=\"article-content\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Not all fairy tales have happy endings<\/h2>\n<blockquote>\n<p>For Princess Meghan, the clock has just chimed midnight and the spell has been broken. The coach is turning back into a pumpkin as we speak.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>As a longtime Royal Family watcher, I admit to feeling shameless glee as I read the recent stories of Meghan and Harry striking out in Hollywood. It\u2019s always fun to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/petty-woman-meghan-markle-waves-goodbye-to-her-rom-com-dreams\/\" title=\"Meghan Markle bids farewell to rom-com aspirations.\">watch dire low-stakes predictions<\/a> come true. Like many of you, I was appalled at the disrespect Meghan showed to her in-laws. Instead of respecting the Queen, Meghan, incredibly, seemed to be trying to <em>compete<\/em> with the Queen. She thought she was playing a game of \u201cSurvivor,\u201d but she was the only one on the island who didn\u2019t know how to make a fire.<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-2-long d-flex justify-content-center\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; \" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-666956965\">\n<div id=\"div-gpt-ad-1379703300879-0\" class=\"mb-30\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-7af4481bac7444f2de94d0647d0379e4 fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-2\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-7af4481bac7444f2de94d0647d0379e4\"><\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>A Long Way Down for the Duchess<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>For those not keeping track, Meghan and her nitwit ginger sidekick have been dropped by Spotify, reportedly losing half of the $50 million promised. She got $25 million for a measly 12 hours of a middling podcast featuring the richest and most famous women in the world complaining about how hard their lives are. Netflix is reportedly about to cut their $100 million deal short. They finished milking them dry of low-hanging tabloid family gossip, and just found out they have no Act 2.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing is working out the way she dreamed it would. Meghan\u2019s imagined billionaire lifestyle is turning into a mirage. Why? Because for some hilarious reason, the creative bigwigs in Hollywood believed Meghan when she promised that her and Harry would be able to provide oodles of monetizable entertainment content.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, yes, I am quite entertained by the spectacle, but schadenfreude is tough to monetize.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Meghan In Her Flop Era<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Meghan\u2019s predicament tells you everything about the people who run Hollywood. Imagine thinking that these two \u201cf*cking grifters,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/2023\/digital\/news\/prince-harry-meghan-markle-grifters-bill-simmons-1235647643\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">in the words of the Spotify exec <\/a>who had to say no to Harry\u2019s harebrained podcast ideas, would be a rich source of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/dont-miss-the-premiere-of-daily-wires-thriller-shut-in-coming-soon\/\" title=\"Don\u2019t Miss The Premiere Of Daily Wire\u2019s Thriller \u2018Shut In\u2019 Coming Soon\">high-quality entertainment<\/a>!<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-c85041efaf01d6cc15610f4ac402985e fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-6\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-c85041efaf01d6cc15610f4ac402985e\"><\/div>\n<p>I can\u2019t help wondering how a D-list golddigger convinced these studio heads that her and the ginger mouth breather would somehow provide $150 million worth of streaming content. It turns out that they\u2019re only good at providing piles of <em>steaming<\/em> content, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it\u2019s true, as movie producer Jackie Trehorn tells the Dude in \u201cThe Big Lebowski,\u201d standards have fallen in entertainment. Since the Sussexes first ditched their careers as legit royalty and started groping for ephemeral Hollywood royalty, my fellow Meghan hobbyists and I have enjoyed a goldmine of unintentional comedy. She\u2019s the Benny Hill of pampered Montecito trophy wives, always running downhill chased by imaginary paparazzi.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s been a source of delight since the early days when she was using a Sharpie to write <a href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/royals\/meghan-markle-writes-encouraging-messages-bananas\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">inspirational messages on bananas <\/a>to street prostitutes in England. \u201cYou are brave.\u201d \u201cYou are loved.\u201d Then the cringe-worthy trek through the thousand micro-aggressions she endured at the hands of her sister-in-law Catherine. Did she not realize everyone saw it for what it was: pure jealousy?<\/p>\n<p>But now we come to the era of Meghan Markle, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/hollywood-ramping-up-pro-abortion-propaganda\/\" title=\"Hollywood Ramping Up Pro-Abortion Propaganda\">entertainment content creator<\/a>. The latest chapter in the Meghan character arc is about the content she and hapless Harry are trying to pitch to their paymasters in Beverly Hills. It was clear that her long slide back into C-list obscurity had begun when I read an incredible tidbit in the trades earlier this year. Meghan was talking about her new content ideas she was working on for her \u201cmedia production company.\u201d See, it\u2019s already funny!<\/p>\n<div class=\"fdrlst__b89e9-53fcd9fca9438850a1d2086ecbe4738c fdrlst__b89e9-paragraph-10\" id=\"fdrlst__b89e9-53fcd9fca9438850a1d2086ecbe4738c\"><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/2022\/digital\/features\/meghan-markle-grieving-queen-elizabeth-working-harry-1235407176\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Meghan gushed to a Variety reporter<\/a>: \u201cFor scripted, we want to think about how we can evolve from that same space and do something fun! It doesn\u2019t always have to be so serious. Like a good rom-com. Don\u2019t we miss them? I miss them so much. I\u2019ve probably watched \u2018When Harry Met Sally\u2019 a million times. And all the Julia Roberts rom-coms. We need to see those again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>We do? Rom-coms? I mean, yeah, it would be wonderful to have good movies again, of any genre. But with Meghan in charge, imagine the scripts she would commission. \u201cWhen Harry Met Meghan, the Oppressed and Suicidal Actress.\u201d \u201cHow to Lose a Prince in 10 Days.\u201d \u201c10 Things I Hate About Kate.\u201d \u201cThe Meghan Markle Story, Starring Meghan Markle.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That last one\u2019s more of a tragicomedy than a rom-com, sorry. But I understand why she wants to make Julia Roberts-style romantic comedies. After all, just a few years ago, she was lurking on Hollywood Boulevard auditioning for her big break when a prince in an Aston Martin cruised by and whisked her away to his palace. She has <em>lived<\/em> a real-life Cinderella story. Only this one may not have quite the same ending.<\/p>\n<p>As Jeremy Zimmer, the CEO of United Talent Agency, one of the largest Hollywood talent agencies <a href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2023\/06\/26\/meghan-markle-is-not-a-great-talent-uta-ceo-says\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">dished during Cannes <\/a>to every reporter within earshot: \u201cIt turns out that Meghan Markle wasn\u2019t a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/taylor-swift-reportedly-turned-down-meghan-markle-podcast-invite\/\" title=\"Taylor Swift declined an invitation to Meghan Markle's podcast, according to reports.\">great audio talent<\/a>, or necessarily has some kind of talent. And you know, just because you\u2019re famous doesn\u2019t mean you\u2019re good at something.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ouch. I wonder if Jeremy Zimmer has seen the latest desperate pitch Meghan made to Netflix; a girlboss rom-com called \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.townandcountrymag.com\/society\/tradition\/a44345407\/prince-harry-meghan-markle-bad-banners-great-expectations-prequel-news\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Bad Manners\u201d <\/a>starring \u2026 Miss Havisham. The show is \u201ca prequel to Charles Dickens\u2019s 1861 novel <em>Great Expectations<\/em> which will focus on the character Miss Havisham\u2026 [the show] aims to shine a feminist light on the spinster, showing her as a \u2018strong woman living in a patriarchal society.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Who says comedy is dead? Sign me up for this one!<\/p>\n<p>The article ends with the ominous \u201cit is unclear whether the show will get a green light from Netflix.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Meghan is learning, finally, the hardest lesson of all: real royalty may be hereditary, but Hollywood royalty has to be earned. Popularity matters. Likeability, in the end, is the only currency that matters if you wear no crown.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Princess Meghan&#8217;s fairy tale ends abruptly as the clock strikes midnight. The enchantment fades, turning her coach back into a pumpkin. 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