{"id":1925555,"date":"2023-05-06T05:26:28","date_gmt":"2023-05-06T09:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/mission-impastable-woman-discovers-500-lbs-of-cooked-pasta-dumped-in-nj-woods\/"},"modified":"2023-05-06T05:30:09","modified_gmt":"2023-05-06T09:30:09","slug":"mission-impastable-woman-discovers-500-lbs-of-cooked-pasta-dumped-in-nj-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/mission-impastable-woman-discovers-500-lbs-of-cooked-pasta-dumped-in-nj-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman finds 500 lbs of cooked pasta dumped in NJ woods, calls it &#8216;Mission Impastable&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<aside class=\"mashsb-container mashsb-main mashsb-stretched\"><div class=\"mashsb-box\"><div class=\"mashsb-count mash-medium\" style=\"&quot;\"><div class=\"counts mashsbcount\">30<\/div><span class=\"mashsb-sharetext\">SHARES<\/span><\/div><div class=\"mashsb-buttons\"><a class=\"mashicon-facebook mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.conservativenewsdaily.net%2Fbreaking-news%2Fmission-impastable-woman-discovers-500-lbs-of-cooked-pasta-dumped-in-nj-woods%2F\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Facebook<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-twitter mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&amp;url=https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/?p=1925555&amp;via=ConservNewsDly\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Twitter<\/span><\/a><a class=\"mashicon-subscribe mash-medium mash-nomargin mashsb-noshadow\" href=\"#\" target=\"_top\" rel=\"nofollow\"><span class=\"icon\"><\/span><span class=\"text\">Subscribe<\/span><\/a><div class=\"onoffswitch2 mash-medium mashsb-noshadow\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><\/div>\n            <\/div>\n                <div style=\"clear:both\"><\/div><\/aside>\n            <!-- Share buttons by mashshare.net - Version: 4.0.47--><h2>New Jersey Woman Discovers 500 Pounds of Cooked Pasta Dumped in the Woods<\/h2>\n<h3>Unlikely Discovery Leads to Pasta Puns and Environmental Concerns<\/h3>\n<p>Nina Jochnowitz, a former <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/parents-should-oppose-critical-race-theory-to-save-our-kids-from-left-wing-indoctrination-ag-paxton\/\" title=\"Parents Should Oppose Critical Race Theory to \u2018Save Our Kids\u2019 from Left-Wing Indoctrination: AG Paxton\">city council candidate<\/a>, stumbled upon a bizarre sight during a walk near Veterans Park in Old Bridge, New Jersey. She discovered over 500 pounds of cooked spaghetti and macaroni dumped among the trees. Jochnowitz shared photos of the pasta on Facebook and thanked the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/washington-state-turns-away-unvaccinated-county-workers-offering-to-help-clear-snow\/\" title=\"Washington State Turns Away Unvaccinated County Workers Offering To Help Clear Snow\">public works department<\/a> for cleaning up the mess.<\/p>\n<p>The photos quickly made their way to a New Jersey subreddit, where commenters couldn&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/mission-impastable-woman-discovers-500-lbs-of-cooked-pasta-dumped-in-nj-woods\/\" title=\"Woman finds 500 lbs of cooked pasta dumped in NJ woods, calls it 'Mission Impastable'.\">resist making pasta puns<\/a>. While many treated the incident as a joke, Jochnowitz criticized the mayor for ignoring the situation. She ran on a platform of cleaning up the environment and improving waste and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/britains-ds-smith-sees-annual-performance-ahead-of-expectations\/\" title=\"Britain\u2019s DS Smith sees annual performance ahead of expectations\">recycling services<\/a> in her town.<\/p>\n<p>Jochnowitz explained that pasta has a PH level that can impact the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/new-video-shows-water-streaming-into-surfside-basement-just-before-collapse\/\" title=\"New Video Shows Water Streaming Into Surfside Basement Just Before Collapse\">water stream<\/a>, which is important to clean up because it feeds into the town&#8217;s water supply. Despite the humorous response to the incident, Jochnowitz referred to it as &#8220;Mission Impastable&#8221; and expressed gratitude to the public works department for their rapid cleanup.<\/p>\n<h3>Some of the Best Pasta Puns from the New Jersey Subreddit:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;We should send the perpetrators to the state penne tentiary.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Italian grandmas: why would someone dump four servings of pasta in the woods like that?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I swear it wasn&#8217;t me\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Don&#8217;t let this pasta dumping incident be forgotten. Let&#8217;s all do our part to keep our environment clean and free of unnecessary waste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A New Jersey woman reported that she made an unlikely discovery in the woods when she came across more than 500 pounds of cooked pasta dumped among the trees. Nina Jochnowitz, who ran for city council in the past, was walking through a creek near Veterans Park in Old Bridge, New Jersey, when she found<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":345,"featured_media":1925556,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[541],"tags":[8352,3755,25993,11563,25992,25994,7877,14733,3983,4779],"class_list":["post-1925555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-the-daily-wire","tag-8352","tag-calls","tag-cooked","tag-dumped","tag-impastable","tag-lbs","tag-mission","tag-pasta","tag-woman","tag-woods"],"fifu_image_url":"https:\/\/cndimages.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com\/breaking-news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_2758-scaled-1.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/345"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1925555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1925555\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1925556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1925555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1925555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.conservativenewsdaily.net\/breaking-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1925555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}